A N: I Own Nothing. Please don't sue me.
It was the night after Jeff and Pierce graduation, and the Study Group was celebrating the event. Gathered at Casa AnTrobed, the seven of them, sitting around the table, were playing Dungeons and Dragons.
"… Your group approaches a river where two Dire Bears are peacefully drinking, what do you do"
"We carefully go around the Dire Bears in order to pass the river without disturbing their…"
"I cast Magic Missile against the nearest Dire Bear"
"WHAT?" Britta said indignantly. "Why would you do something like that?!"
"Because I can, Blondie"
Abed rolled a dice. "Pierce, your spell misses the target, hitting the ground near the Dire Bears and enraging them"
"Great, now we have to kill another couple of animals which only crime was the one of existing in an Anti-Naturalistic environment filled with…" Britta was then interrupted by the group collective groaning "Fine, but I will not have part in this massacre" She said, crossing her arms and leaning back on the chair.
"The Dire Bears attack Britta's character, causing" Abed stopped briefly to roll a dice "18 of damage"
"Why?! I was trying to help them!" She said, almost falling for the shock.
"By the confused growls of the Dire Bears you can distinctly understand the words "Because you are the worst!"" Jeff said, without looking up from his phone.
"Jeff, stop insulting Britta with the NPCS! That's Abed work!" Annie said, smacking Jeff arm from the seat near him.
"Thank you Annie… I guess" Britta said unsurely.
"Guys, that's all very nice, but we can please stop arguing and finish the game? Someone here is a wife and a mother, you know" Shirley said sternly.
"Cool, the Dire Bears began to approach you and then…" Abed stopped, stiffening. He suddenly cocked his head toward the Blanket Fort, where the Portable Dreamatorium was and stared at it, motionless.
"Abed, what's wrong?" Annie said frowning, touching his friend arm. "Abed?" Troy began to say before popping his eyes out and Screaming "OH GOD! Abed is broken! What have you done to him, Shirley?!"
Shirley looked at his friend mortified: "I don't know, I didn't want to break him, I just wanted to go home to my husband and children!"
Under the look of his six concerned friends, Abed blinked and looked back at them, easing himself in the chair "I felt a great disturbance in the plot" he said, like it explained everything.
Jeff scoffed, returning to look at his phone "He's quoting Star Wars, He's back to normal". He then glanced up, seeing his friend silently counting backwards with his hand from five, mouthing numbers. "Under a given value of normal" he said, before being smacked again in the arm by Annie.
"A-bed, what are you counting for?"Pierce asked just before Abed reached zero. Then, a loud Crack was heard, followed by a bright light. Then silence. Wind entered from the open window, as the Character Charts began to whirl in the empty room. And so, our story began.