Yes, procrastination and writer's block led me to a new story! Although, this is probably a one-shot…
Anyway, I've always wanted to write a Legendary comedy, so, here we are! Yay!
Disclaimer: I own pokemon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… not. If I did… the franchise would be ruined. I also don't own any fast food chains.
It was a normal day in the Hall of Origin, meaning it was chaos.
Kyogre and Groudon were trying to kill each other, Rayquaza was trying to calm them down, Mew was guzzling down energy drinks with Victini, Xerneas and Yveltal were mostly avoiding each other, Zygarde was waving around "SAVE THE EARTH!" signs and t-shirts despite lack of arms, the Latis were zooming around, the Lake, Regi, and Bird trios were playing Go Fish, Mewtwo was standing in a corner, staring at the wall, Darkrai was watching them all with an annoyed look, Cresselia was spreading moondust all over, screaming, "PIXIE DUST MAKES YOU FLY!", Reshiram and Zekrom were eyeing each other, Kyurem was laughing evilly on the other side of the room, Dialga and Palkia were fighting over cookies, and Arceus was pounding a gavel on the random table, trying to get everyone's attention.
"Hey!" Hoopa cried, looking up. "You forgot about us!" Diancie, Volcanion, Tornadus, Thundurus, Landorus, Suicune, Entei, Raikou, and every other legendary I forgot, nodded angrily.
Well, the paragraph was long enough, and it was one, long, run-on sentence, so… yeah.
"ORDER! ORDER!" Arceus cried, and chucked the gavel at Mewtwo, who stepped away in time for it to become embedded in the wall. "CHILDREN!"
"ARCEUS! PALKIA STOLE MY COOKIE!" Dialga cried in a British accent.
"It's mine!" Palkia argued.
"QUIET!" Arceus roared, causing everyone to finally turn to the Alpha Pokemon. "Thank you. Now-"
"'Sup, Llama Lord?" Kyogre asked, and a few muffled giggles.
Arceus cast a Death Glare at the whale-fish-thing, causing him to shrink back a little.
"Anyway, the meeting has been postponed due to our reporter flying around the room due to a sugar overload."
"SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR!" Mew cried as he flew in a circle at the speed of 500 miles per hour.
With that, the chaos resumed.
"SAVE THE EARTH!" Zygarde cried, somehow throwing a t-shirt on Xerneas' horns.
"Hey, guys, I brought lunch," Deoxys said, coming in with a bunch of fast food bags, only to get tackled by multiple legendaries.
"BURGER KING VICTORY!" Victini cried, holding up a bag of Burger King and flying away.
Dialga suddenly gasped. "You take that back," he said darkly, glaring at his brother.
"No," Palkia said stubbornly.
"DOCTOR WHO IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!" The literal Time Lord cied.
"No it's not."
"I WILL KILL YOU!"
"I hope this doesn't become like the Great Cookie War of 2007," Darkrai sighed.
"Got any aces?" Uxie asked.
"DANG IT!" Registeel cried, throwing his cards conveniently face-down as he handed the yellow and blue legendary an ace.
"BIBI BIBI!" Celebi cried as she flew in from the window.
"Can someone get her out of here?"
"On it!" Giratina cried, eager to have something to do, picking up the onion-fairy-thing and taking her away.
"Uh… hi," Reshiram said as Zekrom was shoved by Groudon, who roared and charged Kyogre.
"COLORLESS SHIPPING FOREVER!" Keldeo shouted as he leapt past on a water rainbow.
"WHOA WHOA WHOA! WHOA!" A voice cried, and in a flash of white light, a small silver pokemon that was shaped vaguely like a pokeball appeared. "CALM DOWN ALL OF YOU!"
"Who're you?" Entei asked.
"I AM MAGEARNA!" The pokemon cried. "I AM HERE TO HELP BRING ORDER TO THIS HALL!"
"I like her already," Arceus muttered. "Welcome, Magearna. You are man-made, correct?"
"DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING, YOUR GODLINESS?" Magearna, who seemed to be stuck at high volume, cried.
"No, I was just wondering because I do not recall you."
"YES, I WAS MADE BY HUMAN."
"Great, bro," Genesect said, holding out an arm, while Magearna left him hanging, floating away.
"Mew? Have you calmed down now?" Arceus asked.
Mew nodded and scribbled something down on a notepad.
"Great. This meeting is now in order."
AND THERE WE ARE! I'm not sure if this'll be a one-shot or what, it depends if you guys want more or not. Yes, I know, I am procrastinating. Sorry, but I have a ton of homework lately, and I just needed a break so I decided to write this. I am not abandoning any of my stories, and I will try to get to them soon.
Anyway, genders!
Male- Rayquaza, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Mew, Darkrai, Mewtwo, Zekrom, Groudon, Kyogre, Deoxys, Azelf, all of the Regis, the Beast Trio, Lugia, Ho-Oh, Kyurem, Genesect, the Bird Trio, the Beast Trio, Latios (of course), the Weather Trio, Yveltal, Keldeo, Zygarde, Volcanion, and Hoopa.
Female- Celebi, Latias, Uxie, Mesprit, Cresselia, Victini, Reshiram, Xerneas, Diance, and Magearna.
Undetermined- Arceus
So read, review, no flames, and be awesome!