Authors Note: This is gonna be a fanfiction version of the popular series Screwattack. I do not own the writes to there series, Naruto and One Piece.

Hank: For Many years there has been a war raging on for hits and fans for two popular anime series.

Jeff: Such as Naruto the Child of Prophecy

Hank: And Strawhat Luffy the future pirate king

Jeff: He's Hank and I'm Jeff and its our job to analyze all of there weapons, abilities, and skills to find out who would win in a deathbattle.

(Naruto)

Jeff: Since he was a boy Naruto Uzumaki was isolated and ridiculed by many of the villagers of his home.

Hank: Why did he send nude photos to all the young girls or something like a creep?

Jeff: It's actually because he has a giant 9-tailed demon fox sealed inside of him by there Hokage, which is basically there leader.

Hank: Wow what kind of douchebag would do that to his kid?

Jeff: It was actually Naruto's own father.

Hank: this makes me happy that my dad just left for milk and didn't comeback.

Jeff: Anyway. Naruto was isolated and alone, because of the hatred people had to the demon sealed inside of him.

Hank: But that only made Naruto wanna get stronger, and get the approval of everyone in the village and more importantly so he could protect them.

Jeff: Eventually Naruto achieved his dream to become Hokage and eventually became one of the strongest Shinobi alive.

Hank: He master techniques such as the Rasengan, Sage Mode, and Nine-Tailed Chakra Mode.

Jeff: His power increased to the point that he could destroy a mountain with a single attack, and his speed was at the point where he could cross extreme distances in seconds and thanks to the Nine-Tails he is able to heal from extreme injuries, like severe bleeding, large amounts of cuts, and-

Hank: And a FUCKING whole in his chest, seriously what can kill this guy.

Jeff: Decapitation probably, and if he uses up too much chakra he won't be able to heal major wounds.

Hank: But still despite his lack of intellegiance, Naruto is considered a master strategist. His skills at pranking has turned him into a cunning individual, that can think his way out of any situation.

Naruto: "I won't run away anymore, I won't go back on my word, that is my ninja way."

(Luffy)

Jeff: Ever since he was a boy Monkey D. Luffy dreamed of becoming the king of the pirates.

Hank: And once he had eaten the legendary Gum Gum fruit, his dream would finally come true.

Jeff: The fruit gave him the ability to turn into rubber and stretch his body at incredible distances.

Hank: Like a pirate version of Mr. Fantastic, that's pretty sweet.

Jeff: Even more surprising is how durable Luffy is. He has been stabbed, poisoned, burned by magma, frozen solid you name it.

Hank: Thats insane, how is he not dead yet, and last time I checked rubber wasn't this strong?

Jeff: Its probably because of his haki.

Hank: His ha- what?

Jeff: Haki, its an ability that exists in every human being but needs to be unlocked threw stress or training.

Hank: Like an energy G-spot cool.

Jeff: Moving on, there are apparently three types of haki, Observation which lets you see an opponents moves before they happen, Armament which lets you coat you body in armor to increase your defence and attack, and conquerors haki, which lets you knock out any people who are weak-willed.

Hank: Damn Luffy's powers are insane, if you include his Second, Third, and Fourth Gears hes a walking tank.

Jeff: But Luffy is not without his weaknesses, if he is submerged in water he will sink and drown, he's also vulnerable to piercing and drilling attacks, as well as attacks with extreme force, heat and cold can also damage him.

Hank: But these weakness are more than made up for by all of his abilities, and if he is pushed Luffy can handle any opponen that comes at him

Luffy: "If you don't risk your life, you can't create a future. Right?"

Jeff: Alright everyone its time to finally decide who is superior.

Hank: Its time for a anime deathbattle.