(Nostalgia Critic heads to the Buymore store to repair his laptop. He heads to the help desk where Chuck was busy talking to his girlfriend Sarah Walker. Chuck jumps with excitement as he finally got to meet him.)
Chuck: "Nostalgia Critic!"
NC: "Hi there. I just bought this laptop and it got destroyed."
Chuck: "How did that happen?"
NC: "Well, I was watching Wicker Man on the laptop and it sucked! It was so bad that I shot it many times with my gun! May I need to go any further?"
Chuck: No, no problem. If you give me your warranty, we'll head to the backroom and fetch you a brand new one."
(Nostalgia Critic and Chuck head to the backroom, where the two agents, Sarah Walker and John Kasey were hiding. The two grabbed Nostalgia Critic and puts a rag over his head.)
NC: Hey, what the hell is going on?!
Kasey: Good work Chuck, we got him.
Sarah: Come on Chuck, we're taking him to the castle.
NC: Castle?! Who are you guys?! Chuck, what the hell is going on?!"
Kasey: Shut up! (And punches him in the face.)
Chuck: Oh my god, why did you have to do that?!
Kasey: It makes me feel better.
(They got to the castle and Nostalgia Critic woke up in a briefing room with Sarah, Kasey, and Chuck.)
NC: What the hell is going on?!
Chuck: Listen, we are not going to hurt you. We just need your help.
NC: Who are those two? And is that the guy who punched me in the face?!
Kasey: That is because you almost blew our cover!
NC: What cover?!
Sarah: We are agents working for the CIA. We brought you into our fortress because we need your help.
NC: What do you want with me? I'm a film critic.
(General Beckman appears on the computer screen)
General: Greetings, Nostalgia Critic.
NC: Huh, hello General. What am I doing here?
General: I have recruited you for a CIA mission.
NC: With those two agents and the Buymore guy?
Chuck: Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Chuck.
Sarah: Chuck isn't an agent.
NC: Then what the hell is he doing here then?
General: Can we continue here? This film director Paul W. S. Anderson has recently released a new film. He wants plans to assassinate those on his hit list, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, Ridley Scott, and Joss Whedon. We don't know where he could be or how he would kill them. We need to track him down before they meet him. Chuck would need to provide when and where the assassination would happen as he is an IT for the Buymore. Agent Kasey and Walker will hunt him down by force. You must accompany them on this mission. During the whole mission, you have to review and rant about his recent film.
Sarah: (She hands him the Pompeii dvd.) This is the movie you have to watch and review it.
NC: That movie?
General: (Nodded) You all must head to Nostalgia Critic's office where he would review as you try to track down Paul W. S. Anderson. Nostalgia Critic, Good luck!
Sarah: Come on, let's get to your office.
(The four of them head to his office. Sarah and Kasey sets upsecurity cameras, radar scanners, computers, radios, transmitters around his desk. Nostalgia Critic watches Pompeii during this whole time of the setup.)
NC: (Stepped into his office feeling angry.) Wow, piece is shit!
Sarah: Excellent! Now, we will be scanning around the parameters of the area as we record your review.
Kasey: As you begin your review, don't you ever mention you are on a CIA mission, Chuck, and any other information that would endanger us.
NC: Don't worry, I will only be talking about the film.
Sarah: Remember, Paul W. S. Anderson would be trying to contact you through your phone as you are reviewing. You answer the phone and we will track his phone. Don't say you are involved in this mission.
Chuck: One more thing, good luck buddy!
NC: Thanks.
Kasey: Our country now rests in your hands.
Sarah: Recording the review, now!
