I do not owe Codename: Kids Next Door and American McGee's Alice and I'm a big fan of Kuki/Wally
"You will never defeat me Kids Next Door!" a man said standing atop of a burning roof. The man was on fire from head to toe.
"We'll see about that Pyromania because we are about ready to put your flame out!" a kid who had a brown flying cap and goggles on his head along with brown shorts and a blue shirt. "Get it? He's putting houses on fire."
A bald head wearing black sunglasses, tan shorts and a red shirt slapped his head, "Numbuh 2 that wasn't a least bit funny."
"You don't have any humor Numbuh 1," Numbuh 2 replied.
A short blonde hair boy wearing an oversize orange hoodie and baggy jeans, "Can we pwease kick this guy's butt?"
"Numbuh 5 doesn't like how Numbuh 3 is looking Numbuh 4," a girl with a red cap and her black hair in a braid gold hoop earrings a blue shirt with two white strips one on each side said while looking at another girl who had long black hair and was wearing an oversize green sweeter.
Numbuh 4 waved his hand in front of the girl with the green sweeter, "Hey Numbuh 3 we have a cruddy villain to defeat!"
Numbuh 1 yelled randomly, "Kids Next Door: Battle stations!" then he ran to the left followed by Numbuh 5.
Numbuh 2 and 4 went to the right leaving Numbuh 3 to be the distraction.
Pyromania saw Numbuh 3 and charged straight at her leaving a trail of fire behind him.
Numbuh 5 turned around and yelled, "Numbuh 3!" and started to run towards her.
Numbuh 3 hands clenched, "Why is it that whenever I see fire I hear their screams in my ear"
Right when Pyromania got close enough Numbuh 3 held out a weapon that looked like a toy gun but it had a gumball machine on top. "Oh no," Pyromania said before Numbuh 3 froze him and then walked away to head.
Numbuh 1 glasses fell down to his nose as they watched Numbuh 3 walk away. "Something's wrong with Numbuh 3," he stated.
"Didn't Numbuh 5 say she didn't like how Numbuh 3 was looking? Numbuh 3 has bad experience with fire." Numbuh 5 said as she put her hands on her hips.
"How do you know that?" Numbuh 4 asked.
"Cause Numbuh 3 told Numbuh 5," Numbuh 5 said as they walked towards the tree house.
At The Tree house
"Good work team," Numbuh 1 said before as they were walking towards their rooms they heard a scream.
"Numbuh 3!" Numbuh 4 yelled as they all raced towards her room.
Numbuh 3's room before she screamed.
Numbuh 3 was getting ready for bed. She didn't feel like hanging out with everyone because she didn't think she did her job right. She was holding onto a blue rainbow monkey when it turned towards her and in a deep voice that sounded desperate it said, "Save us Kuki!"
Numbuh 3 screamed and had started falling down into darkness.
Numbuh 1, 2, 4, and 5 got with weapons ready but found no Numbuh 3.
"I wonder where she went." Numbuh 2 said before they started falling into the same darkness as Numbuh 3.
After a while of falling Numbuh 3 landed her butt on a pile of straw. She got up and ran towards a white rabbit that had a red jacket, yellow dress shirt, a top hat and a cane and gave him a hug.
The white rabbit looked surprised to see her and patted her back before she pulled away. She opened her mouth to say something but was interrupted by four screams. The rabbit ears went down and Numbuh 3 turned her body sideways where she can move her neck to see where the screams were coming from.
"Ow," Numbuh 4 said as he landed on the pile of straw on his belly then Numbuh 1 landed on him, Numbuh 2 and then Numbuh 5.
"Please, don't dawdle!" the rabbit said which had Numbuh 3 turned her neck to look at him. "We are very late indeed!" then the rabbit took off down the wooden lane.
"Numbuh 5 is going to show that rabbit who is dawdling," Numbuh 5 said and Numbuh 3 turned her head to look at them.
"Get off of me!" Numbuh 4 yelled.
"Oh, sorry," 2, 1, and 5 said as they got off.
"Numbuh 3, are you alright?" Numbuh 1 asked.
A weird noise came from behind Numbuh 3 which had her look that way. A cat with a grin from ear to ear darkened every time it blinked, earrings places on its ears, tattoos covering its body which you can see its bones on its neck was a scar. After a few moments of sitting its tail made the signal to come closer.
"You've grown quite lazy Cat, your tattoos are a reminder through," Numbuh 3 said as she came closer to the cat.
"And you've picked up a bit of strength, still curious to learn and remember on how to fight enemies I hope," the cat said.
"Rabbit looked surprised to see me Cheshire Cat, can you tell me why?" Numbuh 3 asked as the others joined in.
"You two know each other?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Yes to both of the questions," The Cheshire Cat replied. "Everyone expects for me has lost faith in you, Kuki. They thought I was mad suggesting calling you again especially Rabbit. He wasn't expecting you to actually show up and give him a hug."
"I believe you told me once Cat that everyone is mad here. Wonderland has changed again, how is one to find their way?" Numbuh 3 asked.
The Cheshire cat laughed a little bit, "Using my own words against me are you? Knowing where your going is preferable to being lost, ask. Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself don't need a weathervane to tell which way the wind blows. You'll need your friends help this time."
"What is wrong here?" Numbuh 5 asked the cat.
"Everything is not what it seems so pay attention to detail, Abigail," the cat said before disappearing.
"Numbuh 5 wants to know how that cat knows her name," Numbuh 5 said.
Numbuh 3 shook her head, "Still cryptic as usual."
"What is that supposed to mean?" Numbuh 4 asked.
"It means if you ask a question he won't always tell you the answer straight out," Numbuh 3 replied before walking down the lane the rabbit did.
"Hey wait up!" Numbuh 2 yelled as they followed her.
They came to a gnome carrying a bag over his shoulders, "Don't stir up any troubles strangers. The Queen of Hearts minions are ruthless."
"Hey isn't the Queen of Hearts a playing card?" Numbuh 4 asked.
"I wasn't scared of her or her minions as a matter of fact. You should stand up to them," Numbuh 3 said as she crossed her arms. "Tell me, are the Red Queen and The Queen of Hearts having a bet on who can kill me first?"
The gnome ignored Numbuh 3 and said to Numbuh 4, "Eh, don't say that in front of her face; she'll have your head for sure."
The Cheshire Cat appeared near geysers, "Sometimes a leap of faith is necessary to get by," then disappeared.
Numbuh 4 took a step back, "That crazy cat wants us to jump over that water thing?"
The cat appeared again but in Numbuh 4's hood, "Don't let the Queen of Hearts no your fears, her guardian will use it against you." Then disappeared again.
"That cat needs to stop appearing in random places," Numbuh 4 said.
Numbuh 2 looked at the geysers and jumped. The geysers floated him over to the other side. "Hey it's just like flying!"
"Are-are you sure?" Numbuh 4 asked.
"Numbuh 5 wants to know if Numbuh 4 is going to let this Queen of Hearts take control of his fear and she still wants to know if this Heart lady likes heads?" Numbuh 5 said.
Numbuh 3 tilted her head, "Numbuh 5 lets just say that when she was a baby her first words were 'Off with their head!'" Then Numbuh 3 pushed Numbuh 4 into the geysers.
"Ahh!" Numbuh 4 yelled but the air went inside his hoodie and inflated it until he got to the other side.
Numbuh 1 then jumped over followed by Numbuh 5 and Numbuh 3.
"What is the problem here again?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Numbuh 5 thinks that the people of this place are going against this Queen of Hearts," Numbuh 5 replied.
"Wouldn't surprise me," Numbuh 3 said stately.
They saw the rabbit and started running towards Rabbit.
"I asked for the small elixir potion but the shipment got lost in the Skool," the rabbit said before he went through a small door.
"How did he get through there?" Numbuh 4 said as he bends down to look at it.
"Numbuh 4 finally asked an intelligent question," Numbuh 2 said as he crossed his arms and looked proud.
"Hey!" Numbuh 4 stated back.
"Great," Numbuh 3 said. "At least he didn't take off right away." Numbuh 5 raised an eyebrow at Numbuh 3. "I'll explain to you later," Numbuh 3 said.
Numbuh 4 saw another gnome and ran towards it. "Hey Gnome thing tell me how that rabbit got through that door!"
Numbuh 3 quickly ran over and put her hand on Numbuh 4's mouth and said quickly, "We are destined to fight against the Queen of Hearts. Can you tell us how to get there?"
"Eh, are you the heros Cat has been talking about?" the gnome replied.
"I surely hope not, I don't want my friends to get killed so violently as last time," Numbuh 3 said sadly. "Can you tell us how to get the queen?"
"Yes, wouldn't dare through. I can't even walk across the street without fearing for my life," the gnome replied.
"Can you tell us where she is then?" Numbuh 2 asked.
"She's at the Fortress of Doors which is lock to all unless they wish for the death sentence," the gnome replied before walking away.
The Cheshire Cat appeared again and said, "Doors have locks, locks need keys which you don't have. Let's hope the doors are open."
"And if not there is more than one way to make Numbuh 4 play Rainbow Monkeys with Numbuh 3," Numbuh 5 said smiling.
"A much better metaphor than last time," the cat said.
"And I didn't know you were going to that scar now did I?" Numbuh 3 said before walking ahead to grab a knife.
The cat's grin went down before he said, "Bad days for you weren't they? A knife a primarily weapon but use what is available for you and when it's a good time. Before I forgot there is no Meta-essence. The Queen of Hearts had them banned but Meta essence still exists in your enemies and the weapons now gather their Meta-essence."
Once the cat just got done talking the same weapon appeared in the other teammates hands.
Numbuh 4 put the knife near a light, "So we'll be able to sap our enemies' life source?"
"Kuki tell me last time you were hearing what was your favorite thing you heard?" The cat asked hoping to bring a smile to her face which it worked cause a little smile came to her mouth, "Time to jump time to jump through time…I'm dizzy" she replied.
With that the cat disappeared with a smile on his face but appeared a few feet in front of them near a vine, "Vines can be just like stepladders. If they are used correctly…" then he disappeared again.
"Well that cat ever gives a straight answer?" Numbuh 1 asked.
Numbuh 5 looked at Numbuh 1 and replied, "Well Numbuh 86 ever stop hating us?"
"Possibly not," Numbuh 1 replied.
"Exactly." Numbuh 5 said before she took a running jump to the vine and crossed the gap.
Numbuh 4 looked over the gap and gulped, "Uh no. I'm not going across that."
"Oh c'mon Numbuh 4! Numbuh 5 felt like Jane from Tarzan," Numbuh 5 said.
Numbuh 2 went across and yelled "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Once he got on the landing he said, "That was so much fun!"
"Numbuh 4 that's an order," Numbuh 1 said.
Numbuh 4 shock his head and watched Numbuh 1 go across.
"What will make you go across?" Numbuh 3 asked.
"N-nothing." Numbuh 4 replied.
"Not even if I promise that I'll never ask you to play Rainbow Monkeys with me?" Numbuh 3 asked.
Numbuh 4 looked at her with a 'are you kidding' look, "Well you keep that promise?"
"Yep!" Numbuh 3 said happily.
"O-okay then," Numbuh 4 said as he got ready to go across.
Numbuh 2 whispered into Numbuh 5's ear, "That is going to hurt Numbuh 3."
"Numbuh 3 is stronger than she looks," Numbuh 5 said before Numbuh 4 landed on Numbuh 1.
Numbuh 3 swung over there with ease and helped Numbuh 4 up while Numbuh 2 helped Numbuh 1 up.
Numbuh 5 went up to an old gnome with a pipe in his hand, "Hello, can you help us make a … uh… anything that can make us as small as a mouse?"
"Yes, but I'm not going to help you unless you help me," the gnome elder replied.
Numbuh 1, 2, 3, and 4, walked over and Numbuh 3 said, "What do you need help with?"
"Ah it's you! You sure have grown," the gnome elder replied. "A key. I believe you know the drill girl."
"Get the key from the card guard's area, and rescue your kind?" Numbuh 3 asked.
"Yep. Now get to it," the gnome elder said.
"I don't want to go to Skool," Numbuh 4 whined.
"It won't be that bad," Numbuh 1 said.
"That is unless the kids changed," Numbuh 3 said.
"What do you mean by that?" Numbuh 2 asked.
"The kids were bowing down and having seizures or was that when I broke clocks," Numbuh 3 said as they entered an area where they could see a skeleton key sitting on a table. "Be careful, a card guard is coming."
A 2 of spades was coming towards them with an axe in his hands.
"Kids Next Door Battle Sta-"Numbuh 1 said but the card swung his axe and they ducked in time but he cut off part of Numbuh 5's braid.
Numbuh 3 ran towards the card and jumped on him, landing behind him and quickly turned around to stab the guard in the back. The card guard fell to the ground a red triangle appeared.
"Take that Numbuh 5, it will help," Numbuh 3 said before stabbing another card guard in the stomach without turning around.
Numbuh 5 held her hair precisely and went towards the red triangle and when she touched it the part of her braid that was cut off returned. Her eyes went wide, "What was that?"
"Meta-essence," Numbuh 2 said guessing which had Numbuh 3 nodding her head.
"Cool," Numbuh 4 said before jumping on the meta –essence from the guard Numbuh 3 just killed but it didn't do anything.
"That's interesting. It only allows you to take it only if you need it," Numbuh 1 said.
"Numbuh 5 needed it badly," Numbuh 5 said before she cracked her knuckles when she saw another one coming. "Numbuh 5 calls this one."
Numbuh 5 ran towards the card guard and then started running on the wall and threw the knife at the card guards head. "That's for cutting Numbuh 5's hair," Numbuh 5 said as she went to go pick up the knife but felt another knife forming in her hand. "Numbuh 5 is starting to like this place."
Numbuh 1 grabbed the key and started running back towards the gnome elf only to find 2 heart card guards. "What do these guys do?"
One of the card guards saw Numbuh 1 and threw a fiery projectile at him. "Numbuh 1 looks out!" Numbuh 3 yelled as she pushed him aside and accidentally landed on him. "Sorry, Numbuh 1." Numbuh 3 said as she got off of him.
Numbuh 4 for a brief moment saw nothing but red until he started watching Numbuh 3 dodge the projectiles and throwing her knives at them. He had never seen her that violent.
The cat appeared again but only his mouth and whispered in Numbuh 4's ear, "If you think this is violent for her wait until she becomes Devil Kuki," then his mouth disappeared.
Numbuh 2 grabbed Numbuh 4 and all of them ran to a green portal where the gnome elder was before he disappeared.
"We have the key," Numbuh 1 said. "Now all we got to do is free your people."
"You're very resourceful. I have complete faith that you will defeat the Queen of Hearts," the gnome elder said as he sat on a bicycle part of a hot air balloon which had enough room for them to fit in too.
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