Epic Movie Voice: From the light novels with enough volumes to be considered a full novel, which spawned a manga that you would think was a hentai, comes an anime series that's in desperate need of a third season.

Spice and wolf.

When a lonely traveling merchant discovers an anatomically inaccurate naked wolf girl asleep in his cart. He'll agree to help her get home despite being a centuries old out of touch pagan god whom he thinks is possessed by the devil whose first token of gratitude is steeling his most expensive clothes then destroying them in a sewer.

Meet Holo, a wolf goddess who can turn into a giant wolf, blend into wheat, eat a sh*t load of apples, detect lies with her ears and basically work her way into your heart no matter what you do.

She'll befriend Kraft Lawrence, a good natured merchant whose profession has left him with gray hair in his mid twenties. Who simply wants to settle down with his own shop one day and hopefully get married to the right girl. (Uh dude, the girl you're with went commando on you when you first met, GO FOR IT!)

Together they'll join forces in an epic quest to make…..profit….together….(No seriously that's the main plot device) Because Holo has to help make money to pay off her debt to Lawrence despite having the means to run away or just kill him instantly. And the only reason she doesn't is because she suffers from separation anxiety. But gosh darn it if she isn't one of the best female characters in all of anime who will replace your waifu, and if you don't have one, you will now. DAMMIT SHE'S NOT A FURRY, AND NO ONE WILL TELL ME OTHERWISE!

Fall in love with everything that happens, even though nothing really happens, except for Holo turning into a giant wolf and kicking ass a few times and that little twerp who tried to steal her away. (Burn in hell Amarti!) Dammit why do I care so much about this!? And cheer for Lawrence as he finally understands that he's totally into Holo and crashes the market destroying profit making for hundreds of people in order to get her back and teach that cocky, little punk a lesson.

Learn more in twenty four episodes of anime than what your high school economics teacher taught you about money exchange, credit and product value in a semester. And get latched onto a very well directed, evenly paced and realistic love story that does two things right; not straying from source material and leaving the fan service to google images.

Have your heart go through mood swings when you see Holo cry, almost leave Lawrence, see them hug until finally Lawrence declares his love to her! Only to have your heart crushed when that's the final episode. (Seriously? C'mon Hasekura.) Which leads you to petition for a third season and read Fan fiction in order to get some closure. Only to just end up buying the books because, Dammit I want to know what happens!

Then read the books and get to the last one to find out that Holo and Lawrence have an inn and a baby on the way! Then find out it's the end. (I can't believe you did that twice to us you son of a #$% )

Starring:

Laid back Donald Trump (Lawrence)

Why can't you be real? (Holo)

That one roommate you don't introduce girls to (Wiez)

Should sleep with the fishes instead of pedal them (Amarti)

Enron (Eve Boland)

Shark Tank (Remerio Trading)

Lamb chop (Nora)

And HOLY SH*T IT'S COMING THIS WAY! (Holo's wolf form)

Spice and Furry

Wait there's a sequel on the way?! MY LIFE LONG DREAM HAVE COME TRUE!