An Interview with Lind L. Taylor
First of all, we would like to tell you that it is in no way possible to bring back the dead….Except for if you're rich….or if you're me, which you are not….I hope………Oh well….
Interviewer: Today on Interview With… We have a special guest from the graveyard of Death Note!!
Random Audience people start clapping
Interviewer: He goes by the name of Lind L. Taylor or formally known as the 'fake' L.
LLT (obviously Lind L. Taylor) runs onto the stage and almost trips over the three foot high camera wire.
LLT: You should care of that, it could kill someone.
I (Interviewer): But you're already dead….
LLT: But I had so many life plans….
I: But you were only in the book for three screens.
LLT: So, I can still have plans.
I: Ok….So, going on with the original program, LLT…Do you mind if I call you that?
LLT: Yes, I hate it…Stupid lazy people….
I: Ok, So….LLT, How was it posing as the great L?
LLT: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!! But other then that, I guess it was ok.
I: And dying? Any tips for the audience?
LLT: That's a hard one to answer. One second I was looking at the camera and then I wasn't……Stupidcamera'swiththerethreefoothighcords…..
I: Pardon? What was that LLT?
LLT: Nothing….Ihatethatnamenogoodrottenlazypeople.
I: Please speak up, no one can hear you.
LLT: NOTHING!!!
I: ….O….K…..Well, we are nearing the end of our broadcast. Is there anything else you would like the world to hear?
LLT: I'm on T.V.?
I: …Well, that's all the time we have today! See you next time on (Audience joins in) INTERVIEW WITH!!!!