The Red-Pelted Evil
Ashfur bounded towards Firestar.
Ashfur:Firestar… It's hard for me to tell you this, but… the RED PELTED EVIL IS BACK! AAAAAAAGHHHHH!
Firestar: Calm down Ashfur, it's only the-THE RED-PELTED EVIL? NOOOOO!!
And so it came to pass that all of Thunderclan except Leafpool, being the sane, punctual, over-corrective medicine cat, Brambleclaw, being the deputy, and Squirrelflight, because she's, well, Squirrelflight.
Squirrelflight: Like Bramblydude, shouldn't we like, go on a vacation or something?
Brambleclaw: Of course Squirrelly, of course…. giggles
Squirrelflight: Like oh, m'gosh! Brambledude has a sense of humor after all!
pulls out her cell Hey, Leafpool, Brambledude finally got the funnies! Yeah, isn't it great? It's like totally awesome! Well, I gots stuff to do. Bye!
Squirrelflight: So, Brambly, what are we gonna do today? Are you gonna take me to an over expensive movie? Or a fancy fresh-kill spot? Or a- Hi Leafpool! I was just askin' Brambly here where we were gonna go today.
Leafpool: Oh, hi! Well, bye, I have to buy some unknown herb at the herb market. Bye! AND DON'T FORGET TO WATCH OUT FOR THE RED-PELTED EVIL!
walks away
Squirrelflight: Hmm, it's like, almost like she's hiding something… oh well.
sky gets dark
Brambleclaw: Hmm, the sky is getting dark… We better turn in.
evil high laugh sounding suspiciously like something red-pelted
Squirrelflight: Did you hear that?
Brambleclaw: Do you think it can hear us?
Squirrelflight: I think I remember Firestar screaming about a red-pelted twoleg thing… I think this is like, the one he's screaming about!
And sure enough, Firestar was still screaming about it.
Thunderclan camp
Firestar: OH NO, NOT THE RED-PELTED EVIL! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Thunderclan: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Firestar: AAAAAAHHHHH!
Brambly's pad
Squirrelflight: Let's go find it.
Brambleclaw: Ok.
They trudged through countless miles and they found it/him/her/the red-pelted evil.
Brambleclaw: THAT'S THE RED-PELTED EVIL? Pshhaw.
Squirrelflight: I know, right?
The red-pelted evil: Nananana, nananana, Elmo's world, Nananana, nananana, Elmo's world. ELMO LOVES HIS GOLDFISH, HIS CRAYONS TOO, THAT'S, EEEEELLLLLMMMOOOOO'S, WWWOOOOOORRRLLLLLDDD!
Brambleclaw: I stand corrected and hungry.
Squirrelflight: Me too.
So, how'd ya like it? If you don't like it, REVIEW! If you like it, REVIEW ANYWAY! OR DON'T REVIEW AT ALLLLLL!! CUZ I DON'T CAREE!!!!!!!! Actually i do, but hey, it's all in fun.