This is a little joke with me and my friends. I don't take a language in school but most of them take the same language so whenever they start to speak in that language I say "please speak English". And that evolved into "whenever you go to a country where they don't speak english, you only need to know how to say three words, Please Speak English."
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IwishIwasahorizantlelinebutI'mnotsogetoverit.
"I don't get why I need to learn this." I said.
"Do you WANT to fail out of Spanish?" Edward asked.
He had been trying to teach me Spanish for my test tomorrow for at least an hour. And I wasn't picking up any of it.
"Well, I'm going to be in high school a lot more times so why does it matter if I fail one class one time?"
"Bella," he warned.
"Fine, whatever. Please teach me Master Of Languages."
"Oh, very funny"
"Let me tell you a piece of advice Renée told me." I said, remembering the time that Renée tried to learn French.
"Okay, lets hear it."
"Renée told me this when she tried -and failed- to learn French. If you are ever in a country where they don't speak English, you just need to know how to say three words in that language, Please Speak English. I have thrived myself on that since." I told him. And he let out a very loud laugh.
"Only Renée" I heard him say under his breath.
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