'Matthew Williams: Prank Caller Extraordinaire
By Forever Prosperous
Summary: Tired of getting mistaken for America, Canada found a way to get back at the offending nations in the form of making prank calls.
Note 1: I don't own this anime.
Note 2: THIS STORY WILL HAVE MASSIVE SWEARING/STEREOTYPING! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT!
Canada picked up his notes. The world conference had finished up. Surprisingly, it went reasonably smoothly. Of course, there was the bickering between America and England. Sweden and Denmark got into a full-fledged fight; what it was about though, Canada could care less.
Romania and Hungary were annoying, too.
"America!"
Upon exiting the meeting room, Canada turned around, expecting the response from his former colonizer.
He knew what was happening. He was falsely identified as his brother. Again.
England was storming towards him as if he announced he supports Argentina's claim over the Falkland Islands. He knew that England was mad at America for telling nations that England was crazy, among other things.
"How many bloody times do we have to go over this?" He began.
Out of nowhere, a bit of confidence overcame the Canadian, so he tried to retort, "How many times do I have to remind you I am-"
"You have made it quite clear that you think of yourself as a bloody hero!" Snapped England.
"But-" Canada tried to interject.
"Perhaps if you cut back on the hamburgers, you'd be quite the hero to cows!" He remarked mockingly.
"You know what, I'm not in the mood, just piss off," England finished, and he stormed away.
Canada couldn't quite explain why, but something in him just snapped. No, not as in he was going to go on a killing rampage snapped, but he just wanted to be a tiny bit rebellious.
He had enough of being mistaken for America and having to fight whoever was harassing him.
He wanted to do something to England, but not in a way that would seriously hurt him. He was Canada, after all.
"Kuma, what should I do?" He asked his loyal yet forgetful bear.
Instead, all he got was, "Who are you?"
Canada rolled his eyes. "I'm Canada, your owner. The one who feeds you salmon, trout, and other fish."
Kuma perked up at the mention of the fish. "Trout?!"
Canada chuckled.
"C'mon, let's get out of this dreadful place..."
And so, the two of them begin their walk to their hotel room.
Ten minutes into their walk, a small park came into view. Naturally, Kumajiro wanted to play for a bit. Canada didn't mind, so he set Kuma down, who went off chasing whatever animal could walk.
Canada sat nearby on a bench. He was still trying to come up with ways to get back at England. Being ignored or mistaken for America by England always happened at the conferences, and Canada was sick of it.
His answer came somewhat unexpectedly in the form of a guy scolding someone over the phone.
"How many times do I have to tell you, Henry! Prank calling is not funny! I know it's you!"
Canada perked up at the mention of prank calling.
"That's it! Prank calling!" Canada exclaimed. In his mind, It was a perfect idea. Not only did he have to do it face to face; he could do it multiple times without getting caught!
"I'm hungry! I want some food!" Whined Kuma.
"Lucky for you, Kumatoto, we're heading to our room right now," replied Canada, much to his pet's delight.
This was a story that's based on a headcanon of mine. That headcanon was inspired by the scene in the movie Serial Mom, where the Main character prank calls her neighbor. To see the video in question, Go to youtube, or where ever you watch videos, and type in "Serial Mom Prank Call".
I hope you enjoy.