~Wherever the Ring Will Go~

A/N: Ok, this has been done a lot and I write stories that have been done a lot. Cuz I think they're funny. Anyway, this is off the song "Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling. It's been LotR-ized for humor. It's supposed to be sung by Aragorn I guess or maybe Sam. Just put in your own person. Well, it was supposed to be funny. Whatever, read and review. Flames will be fed to the balrog!

Disclaimer: LotR-not mine, obviously. Original Song-belongs to The Calling, so, not mine. My lyrics-mine! Keep ur mitts off!

Wherever the Ring Will Go



So lately, been wondering

Who will be there to take the ring

When I'm gone you'll need one to shoo the shadows from this place

If an evil wave shall fall and fall upon us all

Then between the orcs and Sauron, could you make it on your own?

~*~

If I could, then I would

I'll go wherever the ring will go

Way up high or down low, I'll go wherever the ring will go

~*~

And maybe, I'll find out

A way to see you there someday

To watch you, to guide you, through the darkest of your days

If an evil wave shall fall and fall upon us all

Then I hope there's someone out there who can kill them all for you

~*~

If I could, then I would

I'll go wherever the ring will go

Way up high or down low, I'll go wherever the ring will go

~*~

Run away from the orcs

Run away with the ring

Run away to Mordor

~*~

I wonder now, if life will

Still exist as good and go on

In your heart, in your mind, I'll stay with you for all of time

~*~

If I could, then I would

I'll go wherever the ring will go

Way up high or down low, I'll go wherever the ring will go

~*~

What do you think? Yes, no, should I write more?