One day Renji and Rukia were assigned back to the world of the living and decided to visit their favorite substitute sinigami. Ichigo.
It was nightfall by the time that they got there but figured since Ichigo was a teen, probably went to sleep late. They were wrong. When the duo got to the Kurossaki residence, Ichigo was already half asleep, hanging off his bad from the heat of summer. Only clad in his favorite blue boxers.
"W-What the...!" Rukia stammered out. "Why isn't he clothed?"
"Aggg!!! My eyes!" Renji almost fell off the window sill.
Now you see, Ichigo was only half asleep when they got there so of course the racket his friends caused would wake him up. Did they think about that? No.
"What are you doing Renji? It's like you've never seen a guy before." Ichigo got up and pulled some shorts on lazily.
"I-I am a guy you dimwit!"
"Well I wasn't so sure after your reaction." He sat at his desk, obviously tired.
"We just wanted to say hi." Renji scoffed. "And what are you doing sleeping at 10pm anyway? It's summer."
"I'm tired. Is there a problem with sleeping when your tired Renji?" Ichigo stood up and stepped over to Renji. Rukia had sense enough to stay out of it. For now.
"No. Dumbnuts."
"Butt Whole."
"What Did you call me? Loser."
"What??? Your the loser! You woke me up!"
"Your the one who sleeps at 10! If you weren't asleep then we wouldn't a' woken you up!"
"ENOUGH!" Rukia was between them.
The funny thing isn't the 'fight' or Ichigo's blue boxers, But how the three of them ended up. Ichigo and Renji face to face, as tall as they are, squishing little Rukia between them like a sardine...
"And she still had enough air to yell that loud?" The boys said together backing up very cautiously.