A blonde teenager was walking through the streets of Magnolia. Her name was Lucy, trained by the strongest demon, Lucifer and a celestial dragon slayer. She was headed to Fairy Tail where she heard was home to strong/beautiful women and treat each other like family. She also had a little secret, she was a lesbian and she wanted to find the strongest and prettiest girl to be her mate. Since she was a celestial dragon slayer, she gave her keys to a girl named to a girl named Yukino. All she had to do was to call the name of the spirit and they would accompany her, unless they were helping Yukino fight.

"Hey Plue, let's stop by the gym store to pick up some weights"

"Pun pun"

"Yeah your right, let's go to fairy Tail first"

They started walking to the Fairy Tail building. She was wearing a black coat with white outlines that showed her black clip bra. She was also wearing a skull in her hair that helped it stay put. (Edo Lucy's outfit). When they reached the guild it was dead quite.

Lucy's POV

I could have sworn when I got here it was louder than Lucifer's snore. Now it's dead silent, I wonder what happened. Oh I get it, my magic energy is seeping out. Well better buy some more limiters when I go inside.

"Plue you ready"

"Pun Pun"

When I go inside everyone is in a fighting pose. I ignored it when I saw so many pretty girls, there was a white haired girl with a red dress on, a little short girl with light blue hair, and a brown haired girl with a barrel in her hands. After that I passed out from a nose bleed, when she stood up and I saw see her bra. In my dream I could see nothing but girls with bikinis, it was paradise.

Mira's POV

I was cleaning another glass because Natsu and Gray were fighting. I suddenly felt a large amount of magical energy coming from the door, I could tell everyone else could feel it too because they were all in fighting stances. When the guild's door open I see a girl walk in with a little snowman. She started looking around like she was looking for someone, but passed out from a nose bleed that looked like a fountain. The little snowman vanished when I started walking to her.

"Can someone take her to the infirmary?"

My brother came over tried to lift her up but he said that was too heavy. Now that he mentioned it, she was more muscular then Natsu and Gray. Natsu, Gray, and Elfman were finally able to pick the blond girl up. Master finally came out yelling about the magical energy.

"What was that?"

"A blond haired girl came in with an immense amount of magic" I reply

In the infirmary

"Why the hell is she so heavy?"

"I got to admit with flame brain, she was heavier than two Erza's"

"WHAT YOU CALL ME POPSICLE"

"I CALLED YOU FLAIMBRAIN"

"YOU WANNA GO"

"BRING IT"

"A REAL MAN DOESN'T FIGHT WHILE A LADY SLEEPS"

They all started fighting and yelling insults. Somehow they managed to fight all the way into the guild hall, and hadn't seen a red-headed girl walking holding a massive horn. The red head girl named Erza, had returned from an S-class mission and she was not happy to see a fight had started when she got in. A loud smack could be heard through the city, loud enough to wake up a pissed off Lucy.

Erza started yelling at them and it continued with the whole talking about how they were destroying all the missions and naming each of their problems. She was about to yell at Cana about her drinking problem when a yell was heard.

"WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP" A very pissed of Blondie yelled.

The whole guild went quite. Nobody Yelled at Erza and left without death hunting them.

"What did you call me" Erza said giving the blonde a glare. You could tell that the blondie was still asleep because her eyes were still closed.

"You heard me, I said shut the hell up" The blondie replied while rubbing her eyes. Erza walked to the blonde a pulled her hand backed ready to slap the girl. Before she could slap her the blondie fell asleep. You could tell because of the snores you heard. But what really caught her attention was how she blocked her attack while sleepwalking. Tension filled the guild as a dark red aura seeped out of Erza. "How dare you sleep while in battle? You shall be punished." Erza re-quipped into her black winged armor. And flew to Lucy's but she wasn't there, what met her was a round house kick straight to the gut pushing her into a few tables. By this time everyone was behind the bar and placing bets, of course everyone chose Erza. Well everyone except Cana, but that was so if she won she could put it on more beer, if she lost she would just put it on Master Makarov, win-win situation. In the end Erza lost when sleeping walking Lucy went behind her and hit her pressure points, knocking her out. When Erza collapsed Lucy who was still sleepwalking snuggled with her.

"Pay up suckers, that's one thousand each or u can pay with 3 barrels a piece." Cana snickered.

1 hour later

Both of the girl that were on the guild floor are now in the infirmary beds. The first to wake up was Erza, when she got out she found out that Lucy had not even a scratch while it was obvious that she would still be scarred for a few weeks. When Erza was about to leave she felt a creepy and perverted aura coming from behind. She thought that it was Ichiya stalking her so she prepared herself for the hideous man to pop out but what she saw made her scream and run out. The blonde girl had woke up and saw the redhead. She thought she was so pretty and Lucy could see her panties when she sat up. She was so pretty that Lucy just had to see what she looked like without her clothes on. So she looked up the girls skirt but to her disappointment the girl ran away. But Lucy wasn't giving up that easily. She felt a connection to this girl and that meant one thing, That red-head was her mate. And she would make sure of it. She walked out to see a shivering Erza behind Mira who was trying to calm her down. She walked upstairs where she saw a door that said Master. She walked in to see a short little man doing piles of work. She snapped her fingers and all the papers on Master Makarov were all signed and packed in envelopes. Master Makarov looked at her shocked as she sat down and pulled out a nude women magazine, that just so happened to be coming out next week. (Lucy & Makarov likes to see naked women). "You want a copy too?" The blonde asked Makarov while handing him a magazine which he took gladly. "Why are you here child" Master Makarov said while flipping through the magazine not even looking at her. "I want to join Fairy Tail." She said flipping the page. "You're in." After he said that he put the magazine in his drawer and walked out with a smirking Lucy behind him.

"LISTEN UP BRATS, this is are new recruit, her name is." Master Makarov stopped when he found out he didn't know her name.

"Lucy Heartifillia, and I hope I get to know all of you very well." Lucy said eyeing Erza who stood frozen under the gaze. After saying that Master Makarov said one thing that made every girl shiver. "She will be living in the girl's dorm." After he said that Lucy gave him a smile that said i-am-going-to-love-it-here. After he went inside Lucy jumped off the S-class row and proceeded to talk with the Erza.