Well here is the revised version of the first chapter. I revised it because it really sucked. lol. I hope you like this one better. lol. And don't forget to check out my other story if you like this one, because it is really starting to heat up! lol. Well read and review!

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Edward and I were sitting in his room just talking when we hear an odd noise downstairs. I look up at Edward and he has a puzzled look on his face, too. We left his room and stood in shock at what we see.

It was Emmett in a banana suit singing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" over and over again. His hands are in fists together and he was moving his arms in circles. I was holding in laughter when I got hit with a wonderful idea.

I ran up the stairs to Edward's room to grab his video recorder. Edward was following me and when he saw what I had he almost went into shock at the fantastic idea I had.

When we crept down the stairs, I turned on the camera and started to record Emmett doing his little dance. I was holding in so much laughter that I was shaking the camera. Edward was in the same condition as me, but I cracked before him.

I fell to the floor shaking with hysterical laughter. Edward soon followed. Emmett turned around to our shaking figures and stood in horror. He noticed that I was holding a video camera and that it had a blinking red light on it. He pondered on whether to come up to me fast or slow, as if approaching prey. He chose to approach me like prey, but I soon noticed and shot up and ran to Edward's room.

Edward was holding Emmett back from getting me when I was going up to his room. When I got to his room, I took out the tape and put it in my pocket, and then I replaced the original tape with a blank one. I was clutching the recorder as if the original tape was still inside when Emmett came in.

"Okay Bella. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way." He threatened.

"I choose the hard way." I challenged. He then all of a suddenly had the camera in his hand and was taking out the tape, crushing it.

"There." He said with satisfactory smile spread across his face. He left the room after leaving me with a happy smile on his face, now. Then Edward came in still holding in laughter and asked:

"Did you get the tape?" He asked quietly.

"Yes." I said revealing the tape from my pocket.

Then a very evil grin came across both of our faces. The next thing I knew he was grabbing me and taking me to the video store to get the tape made into a DVD.

One hour later we went to the post office with five hundred DVD's. We ran to mailing department and asked for four hundred mailing envelopes. We got all of four hundred of them into sleeves and mailed them to every kid at our school.

After we came back from the post office, we casually strolled into the house with black expressions on our faces. Alice was in the living room and jumped up at us and quietly whispered, "Where is it?"

We knew exactly what she meant and we held the bag up with all the rest of the DVD's. She grabbed one and put it into the DVD Player.

We got to see him dancing that silly little dance once again. We laughed even harder the second time seeing it.

All of a sudden Emmett came into the room with a shocked expression on his face. All we could do was crack up even more at his hilarious expression plastered all over his face.

"I thought I destroyed that tape." He said with horror in his voice.

"You destroyed a blank tape; I had the original tape in my pocket the whole time." I admitted to him through my laughter.

We finally stopped laughing when we heard him run up to Carlisle to tell on us. Carlisle came down and took one look at the screen and was trying to hold in laughter as well.

"Well I see what you were talking about Emmett." He said as calmly as he could from all the laughter waiting to explode.

Then Carlisle could no longer hold it in and started to crack up like a maniac. That started us off again for the third time today!

When we all stopped laughing finally after about 10 minutes, Emmett was no longer in the room. But we heard him and Esme talking in the other room. He was complaining to Esme at what we did to him.

Esme entered the room to see what this video was and was holding in laughter as well.

"Um…" was all she got out before she broke down in laughter too. That made all of us start cracking up again! Finally Jasper and Rosalie came in to see what all of the ruckus was about and took one look at the screen and fell to the floor in laughter.

When we all finally calmed down after about 10 more minutes, we all looked for Emmett. But during our laughing period he must have taken his car and left because it was missing from the driveway.

The only thing Edward, Alice and I could think of was the next day at school.

Mwahahahaha! lol. I love this story! lol. Well here is the revised version of the last first chapter. If that makes sense. lol. Well review if you liked this fixed version a little better. I no longer have in awe in this because it sounded really weird. lol. Review! lol. The next chapter will be up tomorrow or the next day. Sry but I have been really busy lately. lol.

Bye for now,

Rachael