Author's Note: Grr...the plot monster of doom wouldn't stop bugging me about this, so here you go.
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Anagrams
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"Pai, you think you're so smart," Kish sneered one day.
"Actually, Kish, I know I'm intelligent. Now, what's so important about it that you must bother me while I'm drawing out plans to destroy those Mew Mews once and for all?" Pai inquired, not even bothering to turn from his computer-orb.
"I will challenge your five feet around brain!" Kish shouted, a pad and pencil in his hands.
Finally, the violet alien turned. "Oh really?" He was amused at the thought. Kish, trying to outsmart him. Pai was usually one for modesty, but even he had to admit, when it came to brainpower, there was nobody that could defeat him.
"Yes, Pai, I will challenge it with words with mixed up letters! And in that English language, not Japanese!"
"You mean anagrams?"
"Yeah, ana-whatsits. Um...y, k, c, n, h," Kish read off the pad. (A/N: Try to guess it at this point, then keep reading. Might make your brain hurt, but...x3)
"Not possible, Kish, there are no words with no vowels in the English language."
"Y sometimes counts as a vowel."
Pai frowned. Kish had him there. Hm...there was really no way to do it, though...it didn't spell out any legitimate English words...
"Give up?" the younger alien taunted, swirling the pencil around in the air.
Might as well..."Okay, Kish, what is it?"
"Ha, but first you have to say I'm smarter than you."
"I'm smarter than you." Smirking, the elder grabbed the pad from a flabbergasted Kish's hands.
"H...hey, that's cheating, Pai!"
Plop! went the pad onto the floor.
"I...don't believe it..." Pai was shocked.
"What, you don't believe you didn't get it?" Kish's grin was too wide for Pai's liking.
The alien turned to his comrade, utterly disappointed. "Kish, you don't know how to spell 'chicken' correctly?"
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Haha. xD It was 'chkyn'. BWAHAHAHA, that was funny.