Chapter 1-

It was another busy day at the zoo, many people visiting and Alice was on duty feeding the animals. She was being observed through a periscope by the paranoid penguin that was Skipper. He and his team mates were in HQ having a break from being 'cute and cuddly'.

"AH-HA!" Kowalski exclaimed bursting out of his lab holding a test tube with purple liquid that frothed around the brim.

All the penguins turned to face him, with blank expressions on their faces.

"I've done it!" he beamed.

"You've done what, Kowalski?" asked Private.

"I thought you were never going to ask!" Kowalski sighed in relief, after straining himself from not explaining sooner.

He strolled over to the group, who were sat at the stone table.

"I have created an antidote that will cure what has troubled all mankind for centuries!"

"Why Rico can reguratate the most obscure things without harm?" Private asked innoccently.

Kowalski's face of excitement dropped a little, "No I am yet to find why that is.."

"You've created a potion which will allow us to live without pain?!" Skipper squeeled, before coughing and composing back to his masculine pose.

They looked at him blankly.

"What? I meant have you come up with the 'not being able to feel pain'..thing.." Skipper said, slowing down at the end and shifting his weight awkwardly.

"The ignorance bubble needed to give us no sensation of pain is yet to be completed.." Kowalski groaned, getting impatient at their guessing.

Rico ranted a series of unidenfied words underneath his grunted voice, and he looked up hopefully at Kowalski.

"I'm not sure what you just said but I'm going to guess no.." Kowalski frowned.

"N'aw man" Rico grunted, folding his flippers in disappointment.

"Maybe it's.."

"WOULD YOU JUST LET ME TELL YOU!" bellowed Kowalski, interrupting Private and clenching his free flipper.

He took a deep breath to compose himself, before holding up the test tube.

"This is an antidote that allows men to understand the mind of a woman, to be able to read what she's thinking and what exactly is wrong with her when she goes off in an unexpected strop.."

They all fell silent.

"Soldier, that is absolute pure genuis" Skipper smerked.

"Well, I don't like to brag" chuckled Kowalski, "So, who want to test it?"

"I will!" Rico grunted excitedly, in hope he could use it to please Miss Perky.

"I will!" Skipper imputted, in hope he could use it to work out if the girls that acted strangly around him were spies.

"I will!" Private sang in lilt, in hope he could help girls with their problems if he could understand them more.

"I was hoping to take some too" Kowalski blushed slightly, thinking of Doris and how he would be able to know what she is exactly thinking about him.

"Can't we all have some?" Private asked sweetly.

"You need all of this liquid to be able to experience the full effect of it" Kowalski explained.

"Kowalski, I am your leader, we could use this to be able to stop those female spies!" Skipper demanded.

"But Kowalski, what about Miss Perky.." Rico whimpered, carrying her over and pointed her big grin in the direction of the taller penguin.

"Wait! We could resolve conflict with this potion, if its in the right flippers" Private said, recieving glaring eyes from Skipper and Rico.

They all began to close in around Kowalski, reaching up to the antidote which the taller penguin held high. He looked worriedly at his friends who seemed to have become possessed at the thought of understanding the female species.

"Sweet mother of Darwin!" He exclaimed, dashing towards the ladders and makign his escape.

The others followed him and surrounded him once more.

Kowalski stood up on his toes to become even more taller then the rest, who were climbing on top of one another to try and grasp the potion.

Suddenly the test tube was snatched out of Kowalski's flipper. They all looked up in horror to see King Julien sat on the fence of the enclosure holding the antidote.

"Julien!No! You must give it to me!" Kowalski pleaded.

"Ring Tail, pass it over here pronto!" Skipper ordered.

Private frowned. "Don't give it to them, give it to me!"

Rico squwarked for the potion too.

"Mourice, why are the flightless birds squwobbling like those seagulls for the chips? They are my chips and they get on my nerves" King Julien sighed.

"It appears they want you to give them back that potion that you took from them" Mourice explained, strolling over to the King.

"But it is mine, the King always has everything".

"Julien, this is very important, just handle it..carefully" Kowalski cringed, enhancing the word 'carefully'.

"Okay, okay, who do I give it to?"

They all began shouting to Julien for him to give them the antidote.

"erm..I'll do the farest way possible I can think of..Eenie meenie minie mo, eenie meenie minie no.." He began pointing at the penguins, eliminating them one by one, "Eenie meenie minie..ME!" he suddenly exclaimed, pointing at himself.

He then tilted back his head and poured the potion into his open mouth, while the penguins screamed a slow motion "NOOOOOO!"

Chapter 2 will coninue soon; What will happen when Julien drinks the potion? Will the antidote actually work? What will happen when Julien starts talking to girls? Maybe Marlene and Julien get together;) How will Skipper react to this? Can Kowalski make another antidote?