Roy sat comfortably in his new chair. His dream to become fuher had finally come true. He sat up completely ready to make his new announcement about all girls in the military wearing miniskirts. He already had one made as a prototype. Lost in his perverted thought he hadn't noticed Ed walk in holding up a report from his latest mission as a shield.
"Hi mustang" he said quickly dropping the report and trying like hell to get out of the room.
"Edward…" he said not looking at the report and succeeding in paralyzing the boy
"Yes" he said not turning around
"I need you try something on for me"
~10 minutes of loud cursing and things being thrown later~
"I'll kill you mustang I swear to god I'll kill you!" he yelled pulling the skirt so it would cover him better. Roy only smiled and walked closer to the small blonde boy "w-what are you doing" Ed backed up slowly now playing with the helm of the skirt. "Roy…. Get away from me" he said in his best attempt to be threatening with Roy getting closer and his clothing. Roy simple hugged Ed and brushed his cheek against the blondes. For a moment Ed relaxed a little causing Roy smile, pull back, and kiss Eds forehead.
"You know I'm gonna make you wear that from now on" he said coolly
"You bastard!"
If you can't tell I was so completely board…. So I watched the FMA episode where Roy says his famous miniskirt line. Needless to say my first thought was Edward in a miniskirt and so this crackfic was born!