YAY! Wahoo! This is my 2nd srmthfg fan fic! Usually every story I manage to write is uber long but I decided to try writing a short story for once, so here it is! My 2nd srmthfg fic and my first shortest story ever! L'arc en Ciel7 and Insainlyboredchick would be so proud :)

Disclaimer: I don't own nothin'! Except the deviant idea! Tee hee :)

Oh and hey! I changed my penanme from Snowkat to Kapricia is Snowkat, I wanted to incorperate my name into it! Mew :)

Mano De Womano

Chp.1 I Challenge you to a Duel...or whatever it's called...

It was a lovely morn in Shuggazoom and everyone living in the super robot was sleeping soundly except for the yellow and red monkey who were batting it out.

"Aw come on Nova! I didn't mean it like that," Sparx said.

"Don't even try Sparx, flirting will get you no where in life! Unless you like to get beaten to a pulp!" Nova said glaring at him.

"What? I thought girls like getting compliments!" Sparx said.

"Not ones like that!" Nova yelled.

Gibson rolled over in his bed and sighed, "What are those two fighting about now? Can't they at least argue a little quieter?" he thought.

"Aw man, not again," Otto said as he sat up from his bed.

Antauri, who was trying to concentrate on his meditating opened one of his eyes, "This has to stop," he said.

"Nova! Sparx! Come on!" Chiro yelled.

"Fine, whatever, I try to be nice and all I get is yelled at," Sparx snapped.

"Sparx you are being far from nice!" Nova snapped.

Sparx sighed, "Fine...whatever," he said as he crossed his arms and huffed off. "I should just stay away from you anyways, girls can't take compliments, glad boys aren't like that," he mumbled.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Nova asked.

"Exactly what it means! Boys are better then girls," Sparx said.

"What!" Nova yelled. "Girls are way better then you stupid boys!"

"Nova! Sparx!" Gibson yelled.

The two stopped fighting and turned to the blue monkey who was tapping his foot angrily. Antauri, Chiro and Otto where standing behind equally annoyed.

"What in the name of Shuggazoom are you guys fighting about!" Chiro asked.

"Yeah and do you have to argue so loud?" Otto asked rubbing his eyes tiredly.

"It's Sparx fault!"

"It's Nova's fault!" the two yelled as they pointed to each other.

"No way! You got mad at me and all I was trying to do was give you compliments!" Sparx yelled.

"No way! Those weren't compliments! He was flirting with me then be started mumbling about how boys were better then girls!" Nova yelled.

"Well they are! At least they can take compliments!" Sparx yelled.

"Alright, Alright, let's try to calm down," Antauri told them They both crossed their arms and turned their backs each other.

"Come on that's a stupid thing to fight about," Otto said.

"Yeah guys, can't you get along?" Chiro asked.

Nova and Sparx glared at each other.

"Why don't we start by apologizing to each other?" Antauri suggested.

The two turned around and sighed, "Sorry," they both said dryly.

"Good, now please keep it down," Gibson said.

Otto, Antauri, Gibson and Chiro went their separate ways while Nova and Sparx stayed unmoving until he others were out of sight.

"I still say guys are better," Sparx mumbled.

"Oh yeah! Prove it!" growled Nova.

"Now way I don't have to prove anything!" Sparx said.

"Oh yes you do! I challenge you to a duel!" Nova said.

"A duel?" Sparx asked.

"I don't care whatever you call it! Look the deal is I challenge you to something and then you challenge me to something! If your monkey enough to do my challenge and I can't do yours then boys are better then girls! If you chicken out and can't do my challenge and I do yours then girls are better then boys! And if neither of us are able to do each others trails then it's a tie!" Nova said.

"Ok, sounds reasonable! To bad your going to have to lose," Sparx said.

"Oh yeah! Well what makes you think your gonna win? You have no idea what I have planned!" Nova yelled.

"Yeah? Well you have no idea what I have planned!" Sparx yelled.

to be continued...

YAY! That's chapter one! I hope you like it! Unfortunately L'arc en Ciel7 hasn't read this story so you will see no witty and or funny comments by us :( But don't worry maybe next story I'll have her comment :) Mew So yeah...