"Goodbye, Blaine."
"Can't you just stay here tonight, Kurt?"
"No, Blaine. Tonight I'm staying over Rachel's."
"Can I come with you then?"
"It's just going to be me and Rachel watching chick flicks and giving each other Manis and Pedis. Nothing too interesting."
"Please."
"Blaine, you've been like this all week. Why so clingy?"
"Because I love you. I thought you loved me too, Kurt."
"I do, Blaine, but you are really annoying me at the moment."
"I just want to be with you."
"Oh, Blaine. Don't cry. I didn't mean to upset you."
"Please can I come with you, Kurt? Please."
"I'll see you tomorrow anyway, Blaine,"
"Please."
"Seriously, Blaine. Why are you being so co-dependent?"
"I just care about you."
"I care about you too, Blaine, but that doesn't mean that I have to be with you all the time."
"But why not?"
"Because I am independent, Blaine. I survive just fine without anyone else."
"Now you've gone and hurt my feelings, Kurt."
"Oh god, Blaine. When did you get so soft?"
"Why are you being so mean to me?"
"Blaine, stop avoiding giving answers to all my questions."
"I'm not avoiding giving answers. You are."
"Blaine, this is stupid."
"No, you are."
"You aren't making me want to be around you right now."
"I'm sorry, Kurt. Please don't dump me. I'll do anything! ANYTHING!"
"Blaine, snap out of it!"
"I LOVE YOU, KURT! I LOVE YOU!"
"Blaine. What is going on with you at the moment? You are being childish and needy."
"Please don't dump me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
"Blaine. I'm not going to dump you. I love you way too much for that."
"You…you love me?"
"Of course I do, Blaine."
"You won't dump me?"
"Never in a million years."
"I'm sorry for being childish and needy, Kurt."
"I know. I'm just curious of the reason behind all this. Care to tell?"
"Yes, I do care actually."
"Aw, come on, Blaine. I thought that you loved me?"
"That's emotional blackmail, Kurt."
"I know. But it still works, doesn't it?"
"No."
"Really?"
"Don't you arch your eyebrows at me."
"Really?"
"Ugh, fine. I'll tell you. But first I'd like to point out that you are a horrible person."
"Just get on with it.
"Okay! Don't rush me. Youvebeenavoidingme."
"Uh, Blaine? I didn't understand a word of that. Maybe try slowing down a little?"
"You have been trying to avoid me. I just didn't want to lose you."
"What?"
"You keep making excuses to avoid me. You have homework. You have to help Mercedes and Rachel shop for prom. You have to study. I'm sorry for whatever it was I did wrong."
"Blaine, you did nothing wrong except be so damn clingy. This is just you being paranoid. Again. I should have know after last week when you were handing out tin-foil hats and screaming about aliens."
"Hey, the president was going to broadcast something and aliens were the most likely possibility. How could I have know that it was going to be about them finally getting their Hufflepuff on and finding Osama Bin Laden. And you were avoiding me."
"Blaine, those weren't excuses. They were things I seriously had to do. Look, seeing as you're feeling left out, how about I call Rachel and reschedule. She'll get over it. Then you and I will go out for pizza. Okay?"
"Okay. I really do love you, Kurt."
"I know. I love you too. There's no need for paranoia."
"Do you want to sleep over my house tonight, Kurt? We can get our cuddle on. But don't forget, the cuddle is wet."
"Sounds good to me."
"KURT!"
"What is it, Blaine?"
"THE ALIENS ARE INVADING FOR REAL THIS TIME."
"Blaine, that's just a storm."
"Oh. Why are you laughing at me? It was an honest mistake!"