Disclaimer: If I owned CATS, would I be making stories up about it? The only thing I only in this story is the Kitten Doodles! Though the original Doodles owns part kinda....darnit...
The Rum Tum Tugger's life was good. Until today, at least. Why do you ask? Because I was dumped. Yes me, Tugger known ladies man, was dumped. This in itself is bad enough. Pair it with the name Etcetera and it all turns into a heathenish nightmare. I mean, I didn't even do anything wrong! I never do anything wrong!

....Oh wait, I have. Like that tiny little incident of turning Munku pink, or maybe the time I set Alonzo's tail on fire or even the time I shoved...never mind. Anyways the point is I'm really a good guy deep down inside. I don't always think about queens or myself. I actually think of different deeper things like food, catnip, why Munku acts like a prick, getting..no that would be classified under queens...

But like I said, it really wasn't my fault. It was really Skimbleshanks. This is how it all went down. Damned Skimble and his catnip....

A/N: Just kinda a prolog. Read and Review