Misato's Strange Day
RARE DISCLAIMER: I actually like NGE, this story is just a prank bro, also thanks Leaky Underwear senpai for the idea for this story 3
Misato was sitting in her room tripping on LSD one day and fantasizing about fucking Kaji, when she heard Shinji crying in the other room. "Oh fuuuuuck," She said, so she got up and went to go deal with that little bitch.
As she walked down the hall, she saw Asuka and Pen Pen making out. Misato just walked out because she was high and forgot what she got up to do.
She was walking around Tokyo 3 and she saw a bloody Rei eating the mutilated remains of Kentucky or whatever the hell that military nerd's name was. She continued down the streets and witnessed Toji on top of a building. "Hikari, you promised you wouldn't leak my nudes you dirty cunt,"he said before jumping off and splattering into a puddle. She went over to laugh at his bloody remains and went off.
"Oh yeah I was supposed to go to NERV or something," she hopped in her car, killed a bunch of pedestrians and drove off. As she approached the building she saw the 69th angel, Whoriel, the angel of STDs.
She sped into the building, and saw Maya beating Ritsuko to death with Aoba's arm. "Ritsuko you fucking whore, why wouldn't you let me dive on your sweet muff?" She said, rubbing the buldge in her pants. Misato puked and got her drunk ass into the building.
As she approached her place on the bridge, Hyuga approached her, a gun to his head, "Misato honeytits, this is for you my love," He then blew his brains out. Misato just went to the desk and surveyed the angel.
"According to this, the angel's AT field can only be shattered by something unsexy," She looked behind her, and saw Gendo eating Fuyutsuki's ass. "What, get back to work Katsuragi," He said before going back to town. She took a video of the sight before her, drove to the angel, and shared the video with it. The angel puked to death.
She went home, and remembered she had to check on Shinji, who was still crying by the way. She went in and saw he had spilled a fucking glass of milk. She was so pissed, she put on her handy-dandy strap-on and buttfucked him until her dildo popped out of his right eyesocket.
THE END