When Worlds Collide

Chapter 2

Ankh-Morpork

Ok…by now you probably figured out that this is my first fan fiction…and I want all honest opinions…such as "it sucks and potatoes are raining from the sky….where did I put that crab…"

That kind of stuff.

Anyway….back to the story

Artemis, Foaly, Holly, and Root tumbled to their feet. Butler, on the other hand, fell and made the ground shake.

"Where are we?" Foaly asked groggily.

"What did you do now, mud boy?" Holly demanded.

Butler how ever jumped to his feet grabbed Artemis, Holly, and Root and dragged them into an alleyway.

"What is it?" Root questioned as he pulled out his tri-barreled blaster and flicked it on to medium rare.

Before Butler could reply three people came running around the corner.

They were too busy to notice Foaly…and the result was running head first into him.

"Uf."

"Hey watch it will you? You mud people, you never look where you're going." Foaly complained as he rubbed his very hairy side.

Suddenly a very strange group of people came skidding around the bend, then slide to a halt as they saw Foaly.

Foaly looked at them contemptuously, "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a centaur before?"

A big man who looked like to be the leader stepped forward, "Alright…who are you? Where did you come from and are there others?"

Foaly frowned at him, but was saved the trouble of answering when Butler stepped out from the alley.

The casers gasped and stepped back.

"Blimey!" one short man whispered, "He's even bigger than Detritus!"

A troll of a very large size, walked up next to Butler.

The onlookers gasped. Butler was indeed taller.

Butler was looking apprehensively at the troll. Remembering that his last experience with one had not been pleasant, to say in the least.

"Excuse me," Artemis said stepping forward. "May I ask who is in charge here? And where are we?"

"I'm Commander Sir Samuel Vimes. Head of The City Watch….and this is Ankh-Morpork."

"Ankh-Morpork?" Holly wondered aloud.

"What the hell is an Ankh-Morkpork?" Root shouted, but before Vimes could correct him Foaly cut in.

"Wait a second!" Foaly yelled excitedly, "What world are we on?"

Vimes gave him a weird look.

The short man tugged at his shirt, "Commander, I think this one was hit on the head or something."

Root had been slowly losing his patience and he finally exploded, "I believe the centaur asked you a question!"

The smaller man shrunk even farther back, as he saw the tri-barreled blaster in the Commander's hand.

Vimes nodded in approval. He knew Root was another man who was used to being in charge, plus he really didn't want to mess with that gun. "Ankh-Morpork is on Discworld."

Silence filled the air, till one of the poor unfortunate people who ran into Foaly groaned.

Holly delivered as swift punch to his face, wanting to see if he was real and that she wasn't dreaming. The result was both fortunate and unfortunate. Fortunate for Holly to realize that she wasn't really dreaming, and unfortunate for the man she had just hit.

A slim woman who was standing near Vimes and some other tall man smiled and nodded in approval.

The man whom she was standing next to was tall, for a human, and muscular….very muscular. His armor gleamed with polish…even his elbows seemed to gleam.

The slim woman turned to Vimes, "Sir, don't you think we should arrest the unlicensed thieves. Then escort these…" she groped for the right word, "people to the City Watch tower and asked them to explain everything?"

Vimes nodded.

"City Watch?" Artemis voiced.

Ok…that is basically it for part 2…..and stay tuned for the next episode of "When Worlds Collide!" resist my TV Guide Voice!

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