Espeon: Oh no, we're not going to get whacked by everyone, are we?
Umbreon: Er, not in this one. Unfortunately I'm having my big big big big big examinations within the next two months and I wouldn't want to get physically abused, of all things. So folks, we're sorry to say that the fic in which Team Eeveeon does get bashed will have to be delayed.
At that moment angry shouts of protest ring throughout the auditorium and Umbreon and Espeon hastily retreat to the safety of the curtains from the rain of assorted rubbish.
Umbreon: What we do for an audience...
"Stop The Adult Takeover" Is Clearly Requiring Enactment, All Kids To Unify Helping
Chapter 1: R.E.K.R.O.O.T. (Readying Enlisted Kids -- Really Out Of Time)
Umbreon: So, as I was saying a while ago, we won't exactly be letting you desperate readers thrash us -- yet -- but as compensation we've got a new operation as seen above, inspired by the pirate TV station of the Kids Next Door released on the Cartoon Network site in early August. Mind you, judging from what I've been going through, I doubt I'll be able to update this as often...
Jolteon: And I'll have to be there to defribillate you again.
Umbreon: Did you have to remind me? I think that was what caused my memory loss... now where I was I?
Vaporeon: *waving mallet* I seriously hope that pun wasn't intended.
Umbreon: Would you believe me if I said it wasn't?
Vaporeon: No.
*BOINK*
Umbreon: Ow ow ow ow ow. Anyway, also part of the compensation we're letting everyone who applied take part in this operation, randomly put in here and there.
Espeon: Yep, and for this part of the operation we'll be introducing to everyone the new kids on the block -- just as well there are so many.
Umbreon: Say, where's Flareon in all this anyway?
With a sudden *kerdumpf* the door bursts open and Flareon sprawls onto the floor.
Flareon: I think I preferred it when we had five participants...
Espeon: I'll get the first-aid kit.
Vaporeon: Anaesthetic? *waves mallet*
Flareon: Don't bother. Urrrrgh... *faints*
Vaporeon: Oh, dang.
Subject Identification Number: 16
Subject Identity: Numbuh 12
Other known Identities: Numbuh 291, Diddy Kong
Nationality: Ukranian-Irish-English
Appearance: Tall buildup, long brown hair, sports colourful striped hoodie, blue jeans, black visor, black sunglasses and sword (age unknown)
Known likes/interests: Codename: Kids Next Door, Goosebumps books, videogames, and playing with Numbuh 11 (her cat Socks)
Known dislikes/non-interests: The Delightful Children From Down The Lane, Lizzie, fractions, fish, wearing skirts/dresses
Known strengths/weapons: Night-vision sunglasses, O.P.T.I.C.U.R.L. (Outside, Practical Timepiece, Inside, Concealed Ultrasonic Radar Locator), energy sword
Known weaknesses: When she uses her sword she drains her own energy.
Any other useful information: Her cat, Numbuh 11, has a communicator collar and together they are a formidable force. Numbuh 12 also has a crush on Numbuh 1.
Subject Identification Number: 17
Subject Identity: Jysella
Other known Identities: Jysa, Numbuh 6.5
Nationality: Unknown
Appearance: 15-year-old girl, 5' 4", blonde curly hair, changing-colour eyes, pale skin
Known likes/interests: Reading and absolute gore
Known dislikes/non-interests: Shakespeare and strait-jackets
Known strengths/weapons: Anger and weaponry, especially blades
Known weaknesses: Anger and grammatical errors
Any other useful information: Gets injured easily. We mean it.
Subject Identification Number: 18
Subject Identity: Vina Cristobal
Other known Identities: Numbuh 273
Nationality: Filipino-American
Appearance: 9-year-old girl, 4' 8", short black hair, sports shorts all the time
Known likes/interests: Kim Possible, Kids Next Door, Gary the Rat, I Dream of Jeannie, Leave It To Beaver, MacGyver, Kids WB shows, ABC Kids Shows, Chalkzone.
Known dislikes/non-interests: KND Villains, homework, and "the Scooter guy that tells me to register on DanMat6288's Time Squad forum"
Known strengths/weapons: We don't know, but nothing like a trip to the arsenal can't change.
Known weaknesses: Television perhaps?
Any other useful information: None whatsoever.
Subject Identification Number: 19
Subject Identity: Dark Rebel Master
Other known Identities: None
Nationality: Unknown
Appearance: 15-year-old boy, brown hair, hazel eyes, tall thin buildup
Known likes/interests: Computer games, TV (Kids Next Door, Spongebob Squarepants, Invader Zim, Yu-Gi-Oh, Morrowind, all of the Megaman Battle Network games, Golden Sun series, Final Fantasies 7 through 9, Advance Wars series)
Known dislikes/non-interests: None whatsoever.
Known strengths/weapons: We don't know, but nothing like a trip to the arsenal can't change.
Known weaknesses: TV and computer games
Any other useful information: None whatsoever.
Subject Identification Number: 20
Subject Identity: Sammas666
Other known Identities: Eric, Chosen One, Prince of Doom
Nationality: Unknown
Appearance: 13-year-old boy, blonde hair, blue eyes, sports red shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and a samurai sword
Known likes/interests: Gore and violence
Known dislikes/non-interests: Rainbow Monkeys?
Known strengths/weapons: Powers of darkness and his samurai sword
Known weaknesses: Fredy and Jason movies, niceness, Rainbow Monkeys, emus
Any other useful information: None whatsoever.
Subject Identification Number: 21
Subject Identity: Nikki J.
Other known Identities: Midori No Yotsuba, Numbuh 19, The Radical One, The Collector
Nationality: Japanese-Irish
Appearance: 14-year-old girl, 5' 6", dark brown hair with blonde highlights, brown eyes, sports black tank top, black jeans, black bandana, black sandals, a green necklace with "luck" in Japanese on it and a diamond dagger
Known likes/interests: Numbuh 274
Known dislikes/non-interests: Adults and dodgeball
Known strengths/weapons: Combat, handling emergency situations
Known weaknesses: Adults, dodgeball, shrimps, prep
Any other useful information: Speaks very fluent Japanese.
Subject Identification Number: 22
Subject Identity: Carmen
Other known Identities: Baby Gurl & Numbuh 57
Appearance: 5", Puerto Rican female, fourteen years old, long brown hair, green eyes.
Known favourites: Numbuh 1, The Rock, & Austin Powers
Known hates: Preppy girls (A.K.A Mary Sue's) & Lizzie
Known interests: Hanging out, shopping, cussing
Known non-interests: Teachers
Known strengths/weapons: Fighting, using a chainsaw
Known weaknesses: Anything pink
Any other useful information: Really hates Lizzie. Really Likes Numbuh 1.
Umbreon: Well well well, it looks like we've settled everyone... but what's this?
A signed review pops up from Mashi the Winged Kitty Girl on 2003-08-18 for Chapter 13.
Review: NO!
Espeon: I think she wants us to put her in our fic.
Umbreon: No problemo, Mashi, if you're reading this just give us the info like that above... well, it's adios from us, so keep watching this space, and let the mayhem, chaos, and insanity officially begin! We thank you for your kind attention.