This was made by ME and ME only! I made this a long time ago, and I actually drew it out. I had a fun time with this one and I almost got money for it $.$ This was pure crack, and pure crack alone. So don't hate me cuz u ain't me!

This crack was actually supposed to be a report for English, but I changed it to something lamer, but this is actually a comic I drew out randomly. So many people loved it at my school so I thought that I might as well type it up. So here it is, the one and only

,.-´¨¯¨·-.¸-(Narurella)-,.-´¨¯¨·-.¸

This story starts about a young boy named Naruto. He lived with his wealthy father who took good care of him, until he met a man named Orochimaru who was a good friend of his father. Sadly, though…

No friend can be trusted

A few weeks later, Orochimaru poisoned Naruto's father's food and the father was terribly ill. Soon, the father died when Naruto was only 4, leaving Naruto behind with Orochimaru and his one adopted son, Rock Lee. Orochimaru treated Naruto like a slave and never allowed him to step outside of the house, only to do his chores.

Naruto was now 18 years old and apparently haven't worn any new clothes in months. He has never celebrated his birthday and he almost forgot about it over the past 14 years since he never celebrated his birth because Orochimaru and Rock Lee could care less. He was always mistreated by Orochimaru and Rock Lee. Even though they were only two people, these two people could do so much.

"NARUTO!" shouted Orochimaru from inside his room.

"Coming!" said Naruto from outside, hanging the laundry.

Naruto walked inside the house and saw Orochimaru tapping his hot pink heels on the ground. When Naruto confronted him, Orochimaru pointed at the sparkling windows that CLEARLY appeared to be clean.

"The windows must be CLEANER!" said Orochimaru with an angry look on his make-up covered face.

"Sorry…" said Naruto as he picked up the cloth and started to clean the windows for the 20th time.

You see, Naruto receives a meal only 3 times a month and if he's lucky, 4 times. Because of this, Naruto was extremely thin and light. He had muscles, but he had no protein to support the muscles, so when Naruto hastily climbed up the stool to reach the clean windows, a mouse climbed up the stool and nudged Naruto. When the mouse did this, Naruto fell right off of the stool and was aching in pain. Suddenly, the door bell rang, making Naruto pick up his thin body and run to the door. He saw that it was the royal messenger, Shino Aburame. Naruto opened the door slowly and in pain he answered, "Hello sir…".

"Good morning to you as well. Ahem You are invited to cough on of Prince Sasuke's Balls." Said Shino.

Hearing this made Naruto laugh because just the sound of it didn't sound right at all. Shino was surprised at what Naruto was thinking.

"Please don't think sickly sir." said Shino with a horrified look on his face.

Suddenly out of nowhere, Rock Lee ran down the stairs and pushed Naruto aside so that Shino could only see Lee in front of the huge doorway. Shino twitched at what he saw and was wondering 'What goes ON in this house!?' and gave Lee the invitations.

"Thank you sir!" said Lee with a pleasant look on his face.

Then, Rock Lee closed the door and slowly turned around to Naruto, giving him the most horrifying look in his life.

"Narutoooo..!!!" said Lee still giving Naruto the look.

"EH?!" replied Naruto as he stepped back to try and avoid Lee.

Notice whenever Rock Lee is angry, he is very, VERY horrifying and if you were in a situation that Naruto was in, you might act the same way Naruto did, but you cannot escape. Suddenly, Rock Lee arouse over Naruto with glowing eyes.

"Never… ever… answer… THE DOOR!" shouted Rock Lee.

"Okay!" said Naruto with a frightened look on his face.

3 days later…

The day of the ball was finally here and Rock Lee and Orochimaru was dressed up and ready for the ball. Naruto wanted to go to the ball and find out about how "great" this Sasuke was. So Naruto went up to Orochimaru and asked, "Can I go with you?" and Orochimaru didn't even think for a second and replied with a "No."

"No" echoed throughout Naruto's mind as Orochimaru and Lee left for the ball. Naruto couldn't believe what Orochimaru had said to him and started to think to himself…

Why can't I go?! Sure my clothes aren't decent, but… "I WANNA GO!" said Naruto aloud.

Suddenly, a bright light shined on Naruto and an angel with a mask and head band covering one of his eyes holding a book appeared before Naruto.

"Hello Naruto!" said the odd looking angel.

"Who ARE you?!" asked Naruto stepping back trying to avoid the odd looking angel.

"I am Hatake Kakashi, your fairy god father." said the odd looking angel. "Stay still"

Kakashi started to chant to the rhythm of Gimme More by Brittany Spears and grabbed his book and showed the contents of his book to Naruto. The contents glowed a bright light that nearly blinded Naruto and a puff of smoke filled the air. After the smoke cleared away, all of Naruto's rages were gone, all of dirt on his skin were gone and were replaced with clean clothing.

"Ehhh?!" said Naruto as he floated back down.

"Now Naruto, GO TO THE BALL!" said Kakashi, but unfortunately, Naruto already left before Kakashi could say anything.

When Naruto arrived at the ball, he was hasty and didn't want to go inside. He stood at the corner of the entrance and stood there, watching all of the people dancing. Suddenly, someone bumped into Naruto, causing him to fall on the floor and hit his head against someone's leg.

"Oww… Sorry!" said Naruto as he looked up at the stranger.

But that stranger was actually Sasuke Uchiha, the prince, who gave him an awkward look on his face. Naruto just stared with awe and examined Sasuke at his clothes and how there were no wrinkles at all. Naruto just kept on gazing at him thinking...

Is that... Sasuke?!

Well, that's all for the first chapter, oh god this is about 3 pages going on to 4 already. I can't believe I typed this much in so little amount of time! I thought I would take a day for the whole chapter, but I guess I got carried away. Well, if you want me to continue, just give me some reviews and I'll continue the rest of Narurella!

doesn't even get it when people on Faction say this. I get it when they say they want reviews, but I still don't get it why you even want reviews.