Draco: Hi every body!! This is a kinda... er CrackFic so ignore crack headed comments. Sorry if I put inside jokes in here I will explain what they mean later.
Note 1: InuTaishou is alive!He is quite well too.
Note 2: Dora the Explorer is fat.(No offense to larger ppl)
Note 3: I am sorry for not continuing Clark Montessori I need Ideas.
Summary: Kagome is mated with Sess and Inuyasha is not happy
"Draco" Speaking
Draco Thinking
Draco(Some times all capitalized) Yelling
Draco Key fact or emphasized sarcasm.
Draco Whispered.
All was happy in the Western kingdom but one little fool that had to ruin the perfect scenario between the Princess and Prince, soon to be Lord and Lady.
The happy couple was sitting on a bench in the garden staring at the Dahlia flowers(Are those in Japan?). "Beautiful."Kagome said to Sessho. "Indeed."Kagome Had of couse gotten use to the one worded answer to a question that needed more. They stared at the flowers and were resting in bliss but then a loud crash, bam, thunk was heard. They looked at eachother in question and slowly walked to the part where the noise was heard.
"Kagome!" Inuyasha quickly got up from his very spot on the ground. He was by hisself and he was carrying a large yellow backpack...I always wondered what happened to that.
"Kagome where have you been?! I was so worried!Why'd you leave? I thought you had died, but of course you couldnt have died Kikyo would have got her soul... Oh.." Inuyasha's ears drooped and he had a very sorrowful look in his eyes. Kagome looked down and at her feet. Sess felt her pain and held her and whispered nothings in her ear making her feel alot better.
"Kagome, I knew you would'nt wait for me forever but you mated this ass?" He gestured to Sesshomaru. Kagome look back behind Sesshomaru and Him thinking it was something dangerous turned around. Kagome just looked at his back again concentraiting. Sess though he had something on his back so he look over his shoulder and down realizing she was taking Inuyasha's words literally. Inuyasha finally inquired:
"Kagome what are you doing?"
She rushed out of thought and looked at Inu.
"Oh. Sorry I was trying to figure out why any one woudlnt want to marry this ass. Its quite desirable. Now if we wanted a more desirable ass we should go to his father"
Both Inu and Sess heard this and nearly choked. She looked deep in thought. Her hand on her cheek and her arm crossed under her.
"I wonder would he go for younger women..."
Sesshomaru was near killing point and Inuyasha was nearly dead himself.
"Dear, are you serious?"
"As a heart attack."
Then Sesshomaru and Inuyasha had one. InuTaisho was currently having a nosebleed out the wazoo and Naraku was er eating creampuffs?
Hope you like it. I was with my friend and we were talking aobut Dora.