Danny Tanner was making his way back home after a long day of work. He just had an extremely bad day at work and couldn't wait until he got home to some peace and quiet. He couldn't wait for a hot relaxing bath and maybe even play a bit of relaxing music for the occasion. Just as Danny was walking into the house, a vase smashed into the wall by his head scaring the crap out of him. He looked and saw the twins, Nicky and Alex, with some sort of catapult.

"Nicky! Alex! What in the world are you doing?!" He said trying to keep calm.

"Dang we missed!" Nicky said to his twin.

"Missed?! Were you trying to hit me?!" growled Danny. He looked down at the vase and gasped. "And this is my expensive vase my mother sent me!"

"We were trying to hit a spider!" explained Nicky not apologizing to his uncle.

"I don't care!" yelled Danny angrily. "There's more than one way to kill a spider and that doesn't involve…"

Danny stopped when he stepped on some more glass. He looked down and saw various pieces of broken bottles, plates, and glass cups on the floor. He shook in pure rage. Where the hell was their dad!? Hell where the hell was Joey!? "JEEEEESSSIIIEEEE! JOOOOOEEEEEY!"

"What's wrong, Dan…WHOA! What the heck happened here?" Jessie and Joey said gasping at the site of all the glass.

"Your sons happened!" yelled Danny. "Why aren't you watching them!?"

"We were working on a new jingle. You've gotta hear it, Danny. It's really great. It goes…"

"Does it look like I feel like hearing your crappy song?!" Danny snapped uncharacteristically. "Your sons destroyed my dishes trying to kill a spider!"

"Well that makes sense." said Jessie jokingly. However when he saw the murderous look in his brother-in-law's eyes, he quickly turned to his children. "Nick and Alex, what do you have to say for yourselves?"

"We're sorry Uncle Danny." they said all cute like.

Danny made an "Hmph!" noise, not feeling the least bit better and mumbled, "Sorry my right butt cheek."

"Oooh! The ice cream man!" said Nicky as he heard the signature Ice Cream Man song.

"Daddy! We want ice cream!" said the twins.

Before Jessie could fork over the money, Danny said very loudly. "Oh how I wonder who's gonna help clean all this glass off the floor?"

"Good luck with that!" the twins grabbed the money from their dad and ran off.

"Brats." Danny mumbled.

"Hey, don't call my kids brats!"

"Oh I'm sorry. I meant bastard children of the devil!" Danny was in no mood to put up with the younger man and went for a broom. Jessie was about to have a go at him when he heard a cry of distress from the ice cream man. He had forgotten how upset the kids got when the man didn't have the right ice cream flavor.

Meanwhile Stephanie Tanner was coming home from school and was about to head to her room when… "OW! SHIT! OW! OW!"

"Hey watch the language young lady!" Joey said not noticing the blonde teen until she stepped into the house.

"Well excuse me if my feet are bleeding, Joey!" Stephanie stood back in the doorway, massaging her feet. The glass had gotten broken through her flip flops and stabbed her feet. "What the heck happened here?"

"Your cousins happened." said Danny coming out with a broom and dustpan.

"What were they doing now?"

"Trying to kill a spider with every glass dish in the house."

Stephanie frowned. This was getting pretty old. Nicky and Alex were a troublesome duo and always getting into trouble and her as well. Once they had broken her window ON PURPOSE just because she didn't let them play with her bra to use as a sling shot. She had ended up giving them one hell of a spanking only to be scowled by everyone because of her spanking them and not telling Jessie and Rebecca. What good would that do?! Every time they got in trouble they would get put in time out, escape, get barely scowled, and then get coddled! They were like Michelle only smaller, boys, and really evil!

She was getting really tired of them and wished her father would move them out. The house was much better when it was just her parents, DJ, and her…oh and Michelle before she got really annoying. Suddenly she heard a very angry voice she had never heard before.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT STAINS! THIS SHIRT WAS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN BOTH YOUR ASSES COMBINED!"

"HEY! DON'T YELL AT MY KIDS, DANNY TANNER!"

"DON'T YELL AT ME NOT TO YELL AT YOUR FUCKING KIDS!" yelled her father. "THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I WANT YOU AND YOUR DEMON CHILDREN OUT OF MY DAMN HOUSE! PACK YOUR STUFF UP AND LEAVE AND I HOPE THAT YOU FUCKERS GET HIT BY A DAMN BUS!"

"THANK YOU, GOD!" Stephanie said clasping together her hands.