The scene begins in a small, cramped dorm room of... someone unknown.
Coming in from the door is a girl about 5'3" with raven-coloured hair.
Her long, black hair is tied up using hair-sticks to hold it up. Her light
brown eyes sparkle in delight as she walks up to face the camera.
"Welcome!" She says joyously. "I am, aznchika! The author of this story and other stories, that may or may not be mentioned later on. This fic, is yet another lame attempt at my terrible and sad humour." aznchika hangs her head down in shame. "Anyway, let's meet the co-hosts/co- narrators..."
The camera rotates to the bathroom where Hotohori is looking at himself in the mirror.
"Here's Hotohori! My beloved Emperor from Fushigi Yuugi!" aznchika notices that he doesn't turn to face the camera. "Hoti! Say 'hello' to our beloved audience!" Hotohori ignores her and continues to examine his face in the mirror. "Umm... okay, onto our next co-host/co-narrator... here's Amiboshi!"
The camera rotates to Amiboshi who is outside, standing on a rock near a tree playing his flute. The music calms the soul and relaxes the mind.
"And our last, but certainly not least, Chichiri!"
The camera then rotates to the floor where only Chichiri's kasa is. The scene stays in that position for a short while until the hat suddenly lifts up revealing Chichiri. He takes of the kasa and smiles at the camera... like he usually does.
"And now, to introduce the main characters! Selphie Tilmitt!"
The camera turns to Selphie who is in the Quad setting up for the next garden festival.
"Quistis Trepe!"
Now we see Quistis who is sitting in a desk full of many high stacks of paper. She is vigorously working to get all the papers graded.
"Irvine Kinneas!"
Irvine is standing in the Secret Area with three ladies surrounding him. He's smiling happily as he has his arms around two of the ladies.
"Zell Dincht!"
We see Zell in the cafeteria stuffing his face full of hotdogs. His table is filled with piles and piles of hotdogs. Everyone in the cafeteria is staying far away from him.
"Rinoa Heartilly!"
The camera now turns to outside the garden, in the fields of Balamb where Rinoa is playing with Angelo.
"Squall Leonhart!"
Now we see Squall sitting in the fields near Rinoa watching her carefully - - as if he was her bodyguard/knight protecting her - -.
"And lastly, Seifer Almasy!"
The camera finally turns to the front doors of Balamb Garden... but no one is seen. The camera continues to film that part for a while, but still nothing happens.
"Where the hell is Seifer?" the camera turns back to aznchika who has her arms on her hips and looks really crossed. Her three bishes just shrug at her. "Look, if this is going to end up as a Seiftis, we *need* Seifer!!!" Her bishes ignore her. "That's it. We're going to have to go on a mission now! SeeDs," She turns to face her bishes. "Your assignment is, if you choose to accept - - which you will, or I'll hurt you - - is to find Seifer Almasy." Her bishes ignore her.
"Guys!!! You're supposed to help me!!" aznchika shouts at them as they continue minding their own business and ignoring her. Suddenly, Bunny appears on the set and whispers something into aznchika's ear. Once aznchika nods her head, Bunny leaves the set. "I'm your priestess! Your new miko!" She shouts at them. They suddenly lift their head up.
"Wait... are you the Suzaku no miko, or the Seiryuu no miko? 'Cause if you're Suzaku, I have nothing to do with you, and if you're the Seiryuu, they have nothing to do with you." Amiboshi speaks out.
"I... er.. I... am both!" aznchika smiles triumphantly, as she thinks she has outsmarted her bishes.
"That's silly. Miaka's our miko, and Yui's his miko," Chichiri points to Ami. "And they're both alive, no da!"
"That's it. If I have to do this alone, I will. You guys are of no help." aznchika shouts at them angrily and storms out of the room, but before she could exit the room, the door suddenly flings open and hits her in the face causing her to fly backwards. "Owwie! What the hell was that for?!" She shouts angrily.
A guy with black hair - -and the tips dyed blonde - - walks into the room. He looks around at the room. First in aznchika's direction, the Hoti's, Ami's, Chichiri's, and finally at the camera.
"Who the hell put a camera in my room?" He asks as he walks toward it and brings it out of his dorm room.
"Hey! That's *my* camera, thank you very much!" aznchika runs and grabs the camera from his hands, but he continues to try to bring it out.
"What the hell is pulling this thing back?" He mutters.
"Hello! Me! I'm the one! Can you not see me? Or are you some kind of dense idiot?" aznchika responds, struggling to get her camera back. The boy doesn't answer her. "Oh that's it! No one, but no one - - possibly except my bishes - - ignores me!" She shouts into the boy's face and kicks him in the groin.
He immediately lets go of the camera and covers his privates.
"What the hell just kicked me?" He asks as he grunts in pain. He then looks up to aznchika who is holding the camera. ".. The camera... it's... it's... floating!" aznchika looks at the boy with a puzzled expression. "G...g ... g... ghost!!" He shouts, getting up to run away.
aznchika, still puzzled, looks at her bishes who are laughing hysterically. Then a little light bulb suddenly appears above her head.
"I'm invisible! They can't see me!!!" She shouts in joy and tosses the camera back to her bishes and runs off... heading to the Quad.
Hotohori, Chichiri, and Amiboshi have all stopped laughing. Chichiri is holding the camera and they're all looking at each other strangely.
"Should we follow her?" Amiboshi questions.
"I think we better should. Who knows, she'll probably get hurt somehow." Hotohori explains and begins to jog after the crazy girl.
* * * (In the Quad) * * *
"Phew. That took a long time! At long last, I'm done!" Selphie exclaimed happily as she wiped the sweat on her forehead with the sleeve of her shirt. Selphie walks to the middle of the Quad and spins around, examining the hard work she has done. However, little does she know, aznchika has apparently walked in as well, examining the work.
"Not bad Selphie. But let's see what happens when I..." aznchika walks up to a bunch of helium balloons taped to the wall and 'accidentally' pulls the tape off. "Oopsy!" she smiles in delight.
Selphie, who is in the middle of the room, sees the helium balloons floating to the ceiling, shouts in horror.
"NO!!! Come back!" She runs to where the balloons were and begins jumping up and down as if, if she tried harder, she could jump high enough to catch the balloons.
aznchika, who was watching Selphie jump up and down, began laughing manically. When Selphie finally realized she couldn't catch the balloons, she began to walk over to the helium pump and the balloon bag - - which coincidentally - - is where aznchika is standing now. As Selphie is walking just beside her, she 'coincidentally' sticks out her foot in front of Selphie causing Selphie to trip and fall face first into the floor. aznchika smiles mischievously.
As Selphie is on the floor, aznchika happens to 'accidentally' pull off all the tape, holding the balloons, and happens to 'accidentally' tear off all the decorations. When she was done, she decided to terrorize someone else, and darts out of the Quad, meeting her bishes.
Meanwhile, Selphie finally gets up, rubs her nose and looks around the Quad. Seeing her hard work all down the drain, she looks up to the ceiling and starts screaming.
"NOOOOOOO!!!"
* * * (In Quistis' classroom) * * *
"This is... tiring." Quistis mumbles as she pinches the bridge of her nose. In the distance, the soft 'ding' from the elevator is heard. "Must be Selphie telling me to stop working and help her..."
Quistis stares at the doorway, waiting for her friend, only to see that no one has entered. At least, to her eyes, no one has entered. Quistis turns her head to face the stacks of paper and sighs.
"Might as well get back to grading..."
aznchika, on the other hand, has entered the room when Quistis was staring at the doorway. She grins happily when Quistis cannot see her. The raven-haired girl walks over to the computers and begins to turn them all on. Quistis looks up from her desk as she hears the computers booting up. Sighing in frustration, she gets up and walks over to the computers, trying to figure out what turned them on.
As she is doing this, aznchika ran over to her desk and began looking at the stacks of paper.
"Hmmm... I see. This pile is the ones marked." aznchika points to the right pile. "And this pile is the ones not marked." She points to the other pile. A wicked smirk creeps on her face.
"Let's see what happens if I do this..." aznchika punches one of the piles with her fist, causing the whole pile to fall over, which also knocks over the other pile.
Quistis turns around when she hears all these paper falling noises. Her eyes open wide in horror. The papers are all knocked over, and something is throwing them up into the air, scrunching them up, ripping them apart, and even throwing them out of the window.
"...an invisible monster?!" Quistis shouts, as aznchika continues to play with the loads of paper.
Since aznchika is too busy playing with the paper, she doesn't notice Quistis taking out her whip, and striking it in the direction aznchika is at. The whip collides with her arm and aznchika stops moving.
Her arm has a long cut, and she stares at Quistis, who is ready to strike again. Just as the whip is about to come and hit her again, it is stopped by someone's sword.
Quistis is shocked to see her whip coil around something invisible. Suddenly, she hears a soft melody playing and falls down to the ground, asleep.
aznchika, who's now sitting on the floor with a huge and long cut on her arm and also has tears in her eyes, see that her bishes had come to rescue her. It was Hotohori's Deity Sword that stopped the second blow, and it was Amiboshi's calming music that put her to sleep.
"Are you alright?" Hotohori asks with concern. aznchika only looks up at him with watery eyes. Then she looks at her arm... and faints.
* * * (Moments later, aznchika has finally awaked)* * *
The young raven-haired - -not to mention mischievous - -girl awakens and finds herself in yet, another room. She was on a soft bed and the room was decorated in a way that said, 'Welcome to some guy's room!'. She continued to look around her surroundings and knew whose room it was exactly. Irvine Kinneas.
"...Umm, why am I here?" She asks aloud, and also notices that her cut on her arm has disappeared.
"What? Who the hell is in here?" Irvine shouts from behind a door.
The door suddenly flings open which reveals Irvine with only a towel covering his waist. He looks at aznchika thoroughly and smirks.
"Well, well, well. What do we have here?" He leans against the doorframe.
aznchika ignores him as she thinks that she's invisible. She gets up from the bed and begins to walk to the door, when Irvine suddenly blocks her pathway. aznchika looks up to the tall man, and glares at him.
"You came in here for a reason... didn't you?" He asks, still smirking.
"What?! You... you can see me?!" aznchika realizes.
"Of course I can see you!"
aznchika gasps. 'Those idiots!' She mused, referring to her bishes. 'They probably put me in this guy's room on purpose! Idiots! I want to be invisible!!!'
Just then, Irvine's eyes grew wide open, and he became extremely pale, as if he had just seem a ghost.
"G..g..ghost!!!" He shouted, opening the door and bolted out of his room, with only a towel around his waist.
aznchika, who was confused by his strange behaviour, but was happy to leave the room, walked out of the room casually and saw a few girls staring blankly in the direction Irvine had ran... on the floor nearby... his towel lay. aznchika scrunched up her face in disgust.
"Ewww... Irvine running around the garden... naked?!" aznchika laughed to herself. Just then, her stomach growled. So she decided where her next destination was...
* * * (In the Cafeteria) * * *
aznchika walks into the cafeteria and is greeted by her bishes.
"You idiots! You left me all alone in IRVINE'S room!" She shouted to them as they continued to eat their lunch.
"We didn't mean to. We had to leave you somewhere, and Hotohori *insisted* you be put on a bed... and we coincidently found his door unlocked so we placed you there. If it were up to *me* I would have just left you in that classroom." Amiboshi replied.
Glaring at her bishes, but knowing she could not win a fight with them, she marched over to the end of the line to buy food. Zell, who just finished his millionth hotdog, got up from his table and stepped in line too. Only that he couldn't see aznchika and tried to step in her position, only to find something blocking his way.
"What the...?" Zell began swatting his hands at the invisible aznchika.
"I'm standing here you dimwit!!! Stop..." then an idea came to her head.
She pushed Zell away from her, which made him fall backwards to the ground. She stepped around him and took a seat next to Chichiri at the table.
"I'm invisible again!" She exclaimed happily at her bishes.
"Of course you are! You're only invisible when you want to be, no da!" Chichiri explained.
Suddenly, in the amidst of their conversation, someone shouted happily.
"YES!!! I got the last hot dog!!" Zell shouted happily as he held his hotdog high up in the air in triumph. Amiboshi looked up at Zell, then looked back at aznchika, only to find her gone.
"What the...?" Zell screamed in horror as he saw his hotdog float away from him. "Come back!!! Hot doggie!! Come back!!!" Zell began to ran after the floating hotdog that seemed to float away from him faster and out into the main foyer. aznchika's bishes quickly got up from their table and followed the floating hotdog and the enraged Zell.
* * * (In the main foyer) * * *
aznchika is running around in circles hold a hotdog high up in the air as Zell is chasing her around. She's laughing manically.
"Hot doggie! I'm sorry! I'm sorry I didn't eat you first! Please come back!! I love you hot doggie! Come back!" Zell whimpered, which only caused aznchika to laugh even more.
"... hey... aren't you supposed to find Seifer?" Amiboshi asked.
"Oh ya! I forgot about that!" aznchika stops running and turns to face her bishes who are sitting on the edge of the fountain. Looking at her bishes, and stopping was a bad idea, as Zell launched himself at her, knocking both of them down, with Zell on top of her.
"What's this...?" Zell asked no one in particular as his left hand was on aznchika's chest.
aznchika's eyes were wide open, Amiboshi and Chichiri were laughing their heads off, and Hotohori glared at Zell, with his hand over the Deity Sword.
"AHHHHH!!! Get off me you pervert!!!" aznchika shouted as she shoved Zell off her, which, in the process, threw the hotdog into the air. Which also made it happen to fall into the fountain.
The young girl got up and began kicking Zell, who was still on the ground.
"PERVERT!!!" aznchika continued to shout.
"Stop this at once!" A thick male voice was heard, everyone turned their head towards the elevator, where the sound was coming from.
To their surprise, it was Headmaster Cid.
"I'm sorry sir!" Zell exclaimed, and happened to spot his beloved hotdog floating in the fountain.
"No, not you. That girl!" Cid pointed at aznchika.
"What??" aznchika, Zell, Hoti, Ami, and Chichiri exclaimed.
"Come with me young lady." Cid motioned aznchika to follow. He turned her back and walked to the elevator, aznchika reluctantly followed, her bishes also followed - - to keep her safe or torment her - -and Zell dove into the fountain to retrieve his beloved hotdog.
"And I thought I was crazy seeing a floating hotdog and getting attacked by the air.." Zell mumbled while eating his soggy hotdog... gross... .
*gasp* What will happen in the next chapter?!
What will Cid do to aznchika?
Will her bishes ever treat her better?
Does Hotohori like her?
Is Zell crazy?
Did Quistis ever awaken?
Is Irvine still running around Balamb Garden naked?
Is Selphie redecorating the Quad?
Will aznchika get back on her mission?
Will Seifer ever be found?
Will you review?
Can you review?
Pretty please?
I would love if you did...?
Wait that wasn't a question!
Do you want to see any other pairings? If so, review and tell me! With the power of being an author... I make the rules! Muahahaha!
"Welcome!" She says joyously. "I am, aznchika! The author of this story and other stories, that may or may not be mentioned later on. This fic, is yet another lame attempt at my terrible and sad humour." aznchika hangs her head down in shame. "Anyway, let's meet the co-hosts/co- narrators..."
The camera rotates to the bathroom where Hotohori is looking at himself in the mirror.
"Here's Hotohori! My beloved Emperor from Fushigi Yuugi!" aznchika notices that he doesn't turn to face the camera. "Hoti! Say 'hello' to our beloved audience!" Hotohori ignores her and continues to examine his face in the mirror. "Umm... okay, onto our next co-host/co-narrator... here's Amiboshi!"
The camera rotates to Amiboshi who is outside, standing on a rock near a tree playing his flute. The music calms the soul and relaxes the mind.
"And our last, but certainly not least, Chichiri!"
The camera then rotates to the floor where only Chichiri's kasa is. The scene stays in that position for a short while until the hat suddenly lifts up revealing Chichiri. He takes of the kasa and smiles at the camera... like he usually does.
"And now, to introduce the main characters! Selphie Tilmitt!"
The camera turns to Selphie who is in the Quad setting up for the next garden festival.
"Quistis Trepe!"
Now we see Quistis who is sitting in a desk full of many high stacks of paper. She is vigorously working to get all the papers graded.
"Irvine Kinneas!"
Irvine is standing in the Secret Area with three ladies surrounding him. He's smiling happily as he has his arms around two of the ladies.
"Zell Dincht!"
We see Zell in the cafeteria stuffing his face full of hotdogs. His table is filled with piles and piles of hotdogs. Everyone in the cafeteria is staying far away from him.
"Rinoa Heartilly!"
The camera now turns to outside the garden, in the fields of Balamb where Rinoa is playing with Angelo.
"Squall Leonhart!"
Now we see Squall sitting in the fields near Rinoa watching her carefully - - as if he was her bodyguard/knight protecting her - -.
"And lastly, Seifer Almasy!"
The camera finally turns to the front doors of Balamb Garden... but no one is seen. The camera continues to film that part for a while, but still nothing happens.
"Where the hell is Seifer?" the camera turns back to aznchika who has her arms on her hips and looks really crossed. Her three bishes just shrug at her. "Look, if this is going to end up as a Seiftis, we *need* Seifer!!!" Her bishes ignore her. "That's it. We're going to have to go on a mission now! SeeDs," She turns to face her bishes. "Your assignment is, if you choose to accept - - which you will, or I'll hurt you - - is to find Seifer Almasy." Her bishes ignore her.
"Guys!!! You're supposed to help me!!" aznchika shouts at them as they continue minding their own business and ignoring her. Suddenly, Bunny appears on the set and whispers something into aznchika's ear. Once aznchika nods her head, Bunny leaves the set. "I'm your priestess! Your new miko!" She shouts at them. They suddenly lift their head up.
"Wait... are you the Suzaku no miko, or the Seiryuu no miko? 'Cause if you're Suzaku, I have nothing to do with you, and if you're the Seiryuu, they have nothing to do with you." Amiboshi speaks out.
"I... er.. I... am both!" aznchika smiles triumphantly, as she thinks she has outsmarted her bishes.
"That's silly. Miaka's our miko, and Yui's his miko," Chichiri points to Ami. "And they're both alive, no da!"
"That's it. If I have to do this alone, I will. You guys are of no help." aznchika shouts at them angrily and storms out of the room, but before she could exit the room, the door suddenly flings open and hits her in the face causing her to fly backwards. "Owwie! What the hell was that for?!" She shouts angrily.
A guy with black hair - -and the tips dyed blonde - - walks into the room. He looks around at the room. First in aznchika's direction, the Hoti's, Ami's, Chichiri's, and finally at the camera.
"Who the hell put a camera in my room?" He asks as he walks toward it and brings it out of his dorm room.
"Hey! That's *my* camera, thank you very much!" aznchika runs and grabs the camera from his hands, but he continues to try to bring it out.
"What the hell is pulling this thing back?" He mutters.
"Hello! Me! I'm the one! Can you not see me? Or are you some kind of dense idiot?" aznchika responds, struggling to get her camera back. The boy doesn't answer her. "Oh that's it! No one, but no one - - possibly except my bishes - - ignores me!" She shouts into the boy's face and kicks him in the groin.
He immediately lets go of the camera and covers his privates.
"What the hell just kicked me?" He asks as he grunts in pain. He then looks up to aznchika who is holding the camera. ".. The camera... it's... it's... floating!" aznchika looks at the boy with a puzzled expression. "G...g ... g... ghost!!" He shouts, getting up to run away.
aznchika, still puzzled, looks at her bishes who are laughing hysterically. Then a little light bulb suddenly appears above her head.
"I'm invisible! They can't see me!!!" She shouts in joy and tosses the camera back to her bishes and runs off... heading to the Quad.
Hotohori, Chichiri, and Amiboshi have all stopped laughing. Chichiri is holding the camera and they're all looking at each other strangely.
"Should we follow her?" Amiboshi questions.
"I think we better should. Who knows, she'll probably get hurt somehow." Hotohori explains and begins to jog after the crazy girl.
* * * (In the Quad) * * *
"Phew. That took a long time! At long last, I'm done!" Selphie exclaimed happily as she wiped the sweat on her forehead with the sleeve of her shirt. Selphie walks to the middle of the Quad and spins around, examining the hard work she has done. However, little does she know, aznchika has apparently walked in as well, examining the work.
"Not bad Selphie. But let's see what happens when I..." aznchika walks up to a bunch of helium balloons taped to the wall and 'accidentally' pulls the tape off. "Oopsy!" she smiles in delight.
Selphie, who is in the middle of the room, sees the helium balloons floating to the ceiling, shouts in horror.
"NO!!! Come back!" She runs to where the balloons were and begins jumping up and down as if, if she tried harder, she could jump high enough to catch the balloons.
aznchika, who was watching Selphie jump up and down, began laughing manically. When Selphie finally realized she couldn't catch the balloons, she began to walk over to the helium pump and the balloon bag - - which coincidentally - - is where aznchika is standing now. As Selphie is walking just beside her, she 'coincidentally' sticks out her foot in front of Selphie causing Selphie to trip and fall face first into the floor. aznchika smiles mischievously.
As Selphie is on the floor, aznchika happens to 'accidentally' pull off all the tape, holding the balloons, and happens to 'accidentally' tear off all the decorations. When she was done, she decided to terrorize someone else, and darts out of the Quad, meeting her bishes.
Meanwhile, Selphie finally gets up, rubs her nose and looks around the Quad. Seeing her hard work all down the drain, she looks up to the ceiling and starts screaming.
"NOOOOOOO!!!"
* * * (In Quistis' classroom) * * *
"This is... tiring." Quistis mumbles as she pinches the bridge of her nose. In the distance, the soft 'ding' from the elevator is heard. "Must be Selphie telling me to stop working and help her..."
Quistis stares at the doorway, waiting for her friend, only to see that no one has entered. At least, to her eyes, no one has entered. Quistis turns her head to face the stacks of paper and sighs.
"Might as well get back to grading..."
aznchika, on the other hand, has entered the room when Quistis was staring at the doorway. She grins happily when Quistis cannot see her. The raven-haired girl walks over to the computers and begins to turn them all on. Quistis looks up from her desk as she hears the computers booting up. Sighing in frustration, she gets up and walks over to the computers, trying to figure out what turned them on.
As she is doing this, aznchika ran over to her desk and began looking at the stacks of paper.
"Hmmm... I see. This pile is the ones marked." aznchika points to the right pile. "And this pile is the ones not marked." She points to the other pile. A wicked smirk creeps on her face.
"Let's see what happens if I do this..." aznchika punches one of the piles with her fist, causing the whole pile to fall over, which also knocks over the other pile.
Quistis turns around when she hears all these paper falling noises. Her eyes open wide in horror. The papers are all knocked over, and something is throwing them up into the air, scrunching them up, ripping them apart, and even throwing them out of the window.
"...an invisible monster?!" Quistis shouts, as aznchika continues to play with the loads of paper.
Since aznchika is too busy playing with the paper, she doesn't notice Quistis taking out her whip, and striking it in the direction aznchika is at. The whip collides with her arm and aznchika stops moving.
Her arm has a long cut, and she stares at Quistis, who is ready to strike again. Just as the whip is about to come and hit her again, it is stopped by someone's sword.
Quistis is shocked to see her whip coil around something invisible. Suddenly, she hears a soft melody playing and falls down to the ground, asleep.
aznchika, who's now sitting on the floor with a huge and long cut on her arm and also has tears in her eyes, see that her bishes had come to rescue her. It was Hotohori's Deity Sword that stopped the second blow, and it was Amiboshi's calming music that put her to sleep.
"Are you alright?" Hotohori asks with concern. aznchika only looks up at him with watery eyes. Then she looks at her arm... and faints.
* * * (Moments later, aznchika has finally awaked)* * *
The young raven-haired - -not to mention mischievous - -girl awakens and finds herself in yet, another room. She was on a soft bed and the room was decorated in a way that said, 'Welcome to some guy's room!'. She continued to look around her surroundings and knew whose room it was exactly. Irvine Kinneas.
"...Umm, why am I here?" She asks aloud, and also notices that her cut on her arm has disappeared.
"What? Who the hell is in here?" Irvine shouts from behind a door.
The door suddenly flings open which reveals Irvine with only a towel covering his waist. He looks at aznchika thoroughly and smirks.
"Well, well, well. What do we have here?" He leans against the doorframe.
aznchika ignores him as she thinks that she's invisible. She gets up from the bed and begins to walk to the door, when Irvine suddenly blocks her pathway. aznchika looks up to the tall man, and glares at him.
"You came in here for a reason... didn't you?" He asks, still smirking.
"What?! You... you can see me?!" aznchika realizes.
"Of course I can see you!"
aznchika gasps. 'Those idiots!' She mused, referring to her bishes. 'They probably put me in this guy's room on purpose! Idiots! I want to be invisible!!!'
Just then, Irvine's eyes grew wide open, and he became extremely pale, as if he had just seem a ghost.
"G..g..ghost!!!" He shouted, opening the door and bolted out of his room, with only a towel around his waist.
aznchika, who was confused by his strange behaviour, but was happy to leave the room, walked out of the room casually and saw a few girls staring blankly in the direction Irvine had ran... on the floor nearby... his towel lay. aznchika scrunched up her face in disgust.
"Ewww... Irvine running around the garden... naked?!" aznchika laughed to herself. Just then, her stomach growled. So she decided where her next destination was...
* * * (In the Cafeteria) * * *
aznchika walks into the cafeteria and is greeted by her bishes.
"You idiots! You left me all alone in IRVINE'S room!" She shouted to them as they continued to eat their lunch.
"We didn't mean to. We had to leave you somewhere, and Hotohori *insisted* you be put on a bed... and we coincidently found his door unlocked so we placed you there. If it were up to *me* I would have just left you in that classroom." Amiboshi replied.
Glaring at her bishes, but knowing she could not win a fight with them, she marched over to the end of the line to buy food. Zell, who just finished his millionth hotdog, got up from his table and stepped in line too. Only that he couldn't see aznchika and tried to step in her position, only to find something blocking his way.
"What the...?" Zell began swatting his hands at the invisible aznchika.
"I'm standing here you dimwit!!! Stop..." then an idea came to her head.
She pushed Zell away from her, which made him fall backwards to the ground. She stepped around him and took a seat next to Chichiri at the table.
"I'm invisible again!" She exclaimed happily at her bishes.
"Of course you are! You're only invisible when you want to be, no da!" Chichiri explained.
Suddenly, in the amidst of their conversation, someone shouted happily.
"YES!!! I got the last hot dog!!" Zell shouted happily as he held his hotdog high up in the air in triumph. Amiboshi looked up at Zell, then looked back at aznchika, only to find her gone.
"What the...?" Zell screamed in horror as he saw his hotdog float away from him. "Come back!!! Hot doggie!! Come back!!!" Zell began to ran after the floating hotdog that seemed to float away from him faster and out into the main foyer. aznchika's bishes quickly got up from their table and followed the floating hotdog and the enraged Zell.
* * * (In the main foyer) * * *
aznchika is running around in circles hold a hotdog high up in the air as Zell is chasing her around. She's laughing manically.
"Hot doggie! I'm sorry! I'm sorry I didn't eat you first! Please come back!! I love you hot doggie! Come back!" Zell whimpered, which only caused aznchika to laugh even more.
"... hey... aren't you supposed to find Seifer?" Amiboshi asked.
"Oh ya! I forgot about that!" aznchika stops running and turns to face her bishes who are sitting on the edge of the fountain. Looking at her bishes, and stopping was a bad idea, as Zell launched himself at her, knocking both of them down, with Zell on top of her.
"What's this...?" Zell asked no one in particular as his left hand was on aznchika's chest.
aznchika's eyes were wide open, Amiboshi and Chichiri were laughing their heads off, and Hotohori glared at Zell, with his hand over the Deity Sword.
"AHHHHH!!! Get off me you pervert!!!" aznchika shouted as she shoved Zell off her, which, in the process, threw the hotdog into the air. Which also made it happen to fall into the fountain.
The young girl got up and began kicking Zell, who was still on the ground.
"PERVERT!!!" aznchika continued to shout.
"Stop this at once!" A thick male voice was heard, everyone turned their head towards the elevator, where the sound was coming from.
To their surprise, it was Headmaster Cid.
"I'm sorry sir!" Zell exclaimed, and happened to spot his beloved hotdog floating in the fountain.
"No, not you. That girl!" Cid pointed at aznchika.
"What??" aznchika, Zell, Hoti, Ami, and Chichiri exclaimed.
"Come with me young lady." Cid motioned aznchika to follow. He turned her back and walked to the elevator, aznchika reluctantly followed, her bishes also followed - - to keep her safe or torment her - -and Zell dove into the fountain to retrieve his beloved hotdog.
"And I thought I was crazy seeing a floating hotdog and getting attacked by the air.." Zell mumbled while eating his soggy hotdog... gross... .
*gasp* What will happen in the next chapter?!
What will Cid do to aznchika?
Will her bishes ever treat her better?
Does Hotohori like her?
Is Zell crazy?
Did Quistis ever awaken?
Is Irvine still running around Balamb Garden naked?
Is Selphie redecorating the Quad?
Will aznchika get back on her mission?
Will Seifer ever be found?
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