"Here, take him!" The owner of the 'Little Tykes' nursery threw the giggling and filthy, blond-haired toddler into the arms of his mother. "Do not bring him back!" He cried.
"But why not?" wept the mother.
"Your boy has bitten the ear off one child, destroyed the sandpit, flooded the toilets and beat a little girl with her own potty!" The owner took a deep breath, "your child is a psychopath woman! You need to get him checked." With those parting words he slammed the nursery doors in her face.
Walking away the mother cooed to her baby, "you're not a psychopath, you're just a little Joker."
The baby cooed back in agreement.
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