Dim-witted Disclaimer: No, I don't own anybody from Harry Potter. Rowling
does.
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Draco Malfoy stared idly out of the car window. His father, Lucius Malfoy, was in the driver's seat, turning the steering wheel, muttering something about old Dumbly'dorr.
"Are you listening to me, Drrrrraco? Drrrrrraco? Stop looking out the vindow, Drrrrrraco!"
Draco jerked away from the window, as if snapping out of a trance. "Oh. Sorry, Father."
Wait a minute, he thought. What am I doing in a Muggle object? And with Father in the driver's seat? And since when did Father start rolling his tongue?
Lucius Malfoy turned around and snapped, "I said, stop looking out of the vindow!"
Draco gasped when he saw, instead of his father's face, a surly- looking, scowling face. "Viktor Krum!"
"Voops. Darn," snarled Viktor Krum. "Shut up!"
"Vat.I mean, what have you done to Father!!??"
"Shut up! I ahm kidnapping you, I ahm!"
"Oh no you're not!!!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh yeah???"
"Yeah!!!"
"Oh YEAH?????"
"YEAH!!!!!!"
The car screeched to a stop and Viktor Krum put his hands around Draco's throat.
"SHUT UP!!!!" he roared, strangling him to death. And the last vords, I mean, words Draco heard just before he died were.
"Voops, I think I killed him."
~*~
Draco Malfoy stared idly out of the car window. His father, Lucius Malfoy, was in the driver's seat, turning the steering wheel, muttering something about dumbly old Dumbly'dorr.
"Wha-at??? I feel a sense of déjà vu."
"Stop looking out the vindow, Drrrraco."
Draco had a look of bewilderment on his face. "Don't tell me you're Viktor Krum!"
"As a matter of fact, I ahm!" Viktor declared, swivelling round to face Draco. "Kidnapping you, I ahm!!" he continued, a mixed look of pride and triumph on his face.
"But.you killed me!" Draco said, turning paler than he already was.
"Vat? I did?" Viktor frowned, and Draco was reminded faintly of the look Goyle had on his face whenever he tried to think.
"Yes!" Draco snapped. "Now I have the right to sue you. My father'll have a fit!"
"Oh reelly? Vell, you can't sue me if you're dead!"
"Oh yeah? I. uh.HEY WATCH OUT~~~~!!!!"
"Huh?" Viktor whirled around wildly and saw where the car was heading towards: the lake.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
~*~
Draco Malfoy stared idly out of the car window. His father, Lucius Malfoy, was in the driver's seat, turning the steering wheel, muttering something about old Dumbly'dorr.
"WHA-AT???" Draco sat bolt upright in his seat. He felt his clothes-they were still damp from their plunge in the lake.
"Stop looking out the vindow, Drrrrraco!"
"Whoa!!! What's going on?? Stop this man, Krum!!!"
"Vat? You called me Krum?" The driver spun around to face Draco.
"GOD!!! McGonagall!!!" Draco jumped in his seat. "What are you doing here??? Wait'll my father hears about this!!!!" He fiddled with the seat belt and tried to undo it, but to no avail.
"Muahhaaaahaaa!! It's no use Malfoy, I've charmed it so you can't get out!!!! Muaahhaaaahaaa!!!!"
This must be a dream! thought Draco. I have to wake up soon or I'll go bonkers!!!!
"Lemme go!!! My father'll have a fit if he hears about this!!!!"
"Oh yeah???" There was an evil glint in McGonagall's eye behind her thick glasses. "You'll have to finish these practice papers first!!!!!" With a wave of McGonagall's wand, a thousand practice papers dropped into Draco's lap.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'm TELLING!!!!!!" Desperately, Draco fumbled with the door handle, and flung himself out with all the strength he could muster. He fell onto the hard road and saw an ambulance coming straight at him.
"Uh-oh."
~*~
Draco Malfoy stared idly out of the car window. His father, Lucius Malfoy, was in the driver's seat, turning the steering wheel, muttering something about old Dumbly'dorr.
"I've about had it!" said Draco, folding his arms and looking sulky and bad- tempered i.e. his usual self.
I think I've got it. thought Draco. I must stop Father/Krum/McGonagall from saying, "stop looking out the vindow, Drrrraco."
"Stop looking out the vindow, Drrraco!" came a cold, drawling voice from the driver's seat. Draco swore under his breath.
Maybe if I close my eyes, I'll get away from this horrible nightmare, thought Draco, squeezing his eyes shut. He still heard his father's voice.
"Vat do you think you're doing, Drrrrraco?"
Draco opened his eyes slowly. "AAARRRGGGHHH!!!"
Pansy Parkinson was in the driver's seat, grinning all over her pug-like face at him. "Hi, Dwaky!"
"NOOOO! This can't be happening!" screamed Draco, covering his face with his hands. He tried to escape, but a hairy hand grabbed his arm before he could open the car door. Draco froze.
"Oh no yeh don'!" snarled Hagrid. "Yeh aren' goin' nowhere!"
"Let go of me, you moronic oaf! You. you half-blood! You freak!"
"That's right, Hagrid, don't let my Dwaky go," Pansy said. Then she threw back her head and shrieked with high-pitched, evil laughter. Hagrid joined in with a low, gruff roar of laughter, his hand still gripping tightly onto Draco's arm.
"LET ME GO! LET ME GO!" Draco hollered, but his yells were drowned in the evil laughter.
~*~
Draco Malfoy stared idly out of the car window. His father, Lucius Malfoy, was in the driver's seat, turning the steering wheel, muttering something about old Dumbly'dorr.
Draco didn't waste a single second. He leapt up immediately and clapped his hands to the Viktor Krum's mouth. Viktor was taken aback and pried Draco's hands off. He yelled, "VAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING????"
"Yesssss! I broke the curse! I finally broke it!" Draco punched the air in triumph. His victory didn't last for long. There was a loud crunch as the car crashed into the back of a lorry and Draco was flung out of the car and onto the road. Everything went black.
~*~
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Draco Malfoy stared idly out of the car window. His father, Lucius Malfoy, was in the driver's seat, turning the steering wheel, muttering something about old Dumbly'dorr.
"Are you listening to me, Drrrrraco? Drrrrrraco? Stop looking out the vindow, Drrrrrraco!"
Draco jerked away from the window, as if snapping out of a trance. "Oh. Sorry, Father."
Wait a minute, he thought. What am I doing in a Muggle object? And with Father in the driver's seat? And since when did Father start rolling his tongue?
Lucius Malfoy turned around and snapped, "I said, stop looking out of the vindow!"
Draco gasped when he saw, instead of his father's face, a surly- looking, scowling face. "Viktor Krum!"
"Voops. Darn," snarled Viktor Krum. "Shut up!"
"Vat.I mean, what have you done to Father!!??"
"Shut up! I ahm kidnapping you, I ahm!"
"Oh no you're not!!!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh yeah???"
"Yeah!!!"
"Oh YEAH?????"
"YEAH!!!!!!"
The car screeched to a stop and Viktor Krum put his hands around Draco's throat.
"SHUT UP!!!!" he roared, strangling him to death. And the last vords, I mean, words Draco heard just before he died were.
"Voops, I think I killed him."
~*~
Draco Malfoy stared idly out of the car window. His father, Lucius Malfoy, was in the driver's seat, turning the steering wheel, muttering something about dumbly old Dumbly'dorr.
"Wha-at??? I feel a sense of déjà vu."
"Stop looking out the vindow, Drrrraco."
Draco had a look of bewilderment on his face. "Don't tell me you're Viktor Krum!"
"As a matter of fact, I ahm!" Viktor declared, swivelling round to face Draco. "Kidnapping you, I ahm!!" he continued, a mixed look of pride and triumph on his face.
"But.you killed me!" Draco said, turning paler than he already was.
"Vat? I did?" Viktor frowned, and Draco was reminded faintly of the look Goyle had on his face whenever he tried to think.
"Yes!" Draco snapped. "Now I have the right to sue you. My father'll have a fit!"
"Oh reelly? Vell, you can't sue me if you're dead!"
"Oh yeah? I. uh.HEY WATCH OUT~~~~!!!!"
"Huh?" Viktor whirled around wildly and saw where the car was heading towards: the lake.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
~*~
Draco Malfoy stared idly out of the car window. His father, Lucius Malfoy, was in the driver's seat, turning the steering wheel, muttering something about old Dumbly'dorr.
"WHA-AT???" Draco sat bolt upright in his seat. He felt his clothes-they were still damp from their plunge in the lake.
"Stop looking out the vindow, Drrrrraco!"
"Whoa!!! What's going on?? Stop this man, Krum!!!"
"Vat? You called me Krum?" The driver spun around to face Draco.
"GOD!!! McGonagall!!!" Draco jumped in his seat. "What are you doing here??? Wait'll my father hears about this!!!!" He fiddled with the seat belt and tried to undo it, but to no avail.
"Muahhaaaahaaa!! It's no use Malfoy, I've charmed it so you can't get out!!!! Muaahhaaaahaaa!!!!"
This must be a dream! thought Draco. I have to wake up soon or I'll go bonkers!!!!
"Lemme go!!! My father'll have a fit if he hears about this!!!!"
"Oh yeah???" There was an evil glint in McGonagall's eye behind her thick glasses. "You'll have to finish these practice papers first!!!!!" With a wave of McGonagall's wand, a thousand practice papers dropped into Draco's lap.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'm TELLING!!!!!!" Desperately, Draco fumbled with the door handle, and flung himself out with all the strength he could muster. He fell onto the hard road and saw an ambulance coming straight at him.
"Uh-oh."
~*~
Draco Malfoy stared idly out of the car window. His father, Lucius Malfoy, was in the driver's seat, turning the steering wheel, muttering something about old Dumbly'dorr.
"I've about had it!" said Draco, folding his arms and looking sulky and bad- tempered i.e. his usual self.
I think I've got it. thought Draco. I must stop Father/Krum/McGonagall from saying, "stop looking out the vindow, Drrrraco."
"Stop looking out the vindow, Drrraco!" came a cold, drawling voice from the driver's seat. Draco swore under his breath.
Maybe if I close my eyes, I'll get away from this horrible nightmare, thought Draco, squeezing his eyes shut. He still heard his father's voice.
"Vat do you think you're doing, Drrrrraco?"
Draco opened his eyes slowly. "AAARRRGGGHHH!!!"
Pansy Parkinson was in the driver's seat, grinning all over her pug-like face at him. "Hi, Dwaky!"
"NOOOO! This can't be happening!" screamed Draco, covering his face with his hands. He tried to escape, but a hairy hand grabbed his arm before he could open the car door. Draco froze.
"Oh no yeh don'!" snarled Hagrid. "Yeh aren' goin' nowhere!"
"Let go of me, you moronic oaf! You. you half-blood! You freak!"
"That's right, Hagrid, don't let my Dwaky go," Pansy said. Then she threw back her head and shrieked with high-pitched, evil laughter. Hagrid joined in with a low, gruff roar of laughter, his hand still gripping tightly onto Draco's arm.
"LET ME GO! LET ME GO!" Draco hollered, but his yells were drowned in the evil laughter.
~*~
Draco Malfoy stared idly out of the car window. His father, Lucius Malfoy, was in the driver's seat, turning the steering wheel, muttering something about old Dumbly'dorr.
Draco didn't waste a single second. He leapt up immediately and clapped his hands to the Viktor Krum's mouth. Viktor was taken aback and pried Draco's hands off. He yelled, "VAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING????"
"Yesssss! I broke the curse! I finally broke it!" Draco punched the air in triumph. His victory didn't last for long. There was a loud crunch as the car crashed into the back of a lorry and Draco was flung out of the car and onto the road. Everything went black.
~*~