BAD LUCK
Ben never had any friends, he lived in an orphanage. All the children there were snotty old hags, especially Tiana and Rebecca. They were so girly that they would probably eat Hitler's bogeys just to get some lipstick.
Tomorrow it was New Year's day and it was going to be 3012. Ben hated new year, it meant Ben had to sing the national anthem in front of the whole city on a float that said 'we need your help', it was soooo embarassing.
"DINNER!" screamed a voice that was so loud, it was as if it had been shouted through a mega phone. It was the grubber calling them. She never treated them nicely. Everyone thought that the only reason that they had to sing at the parade was because she wanted to embarrass them.
Ben would not have minded going to an orphanage if he knew which one he was going to. He had heard rumors about another orphanage that was just past July road. It was called sunshine orphanage. He heard that they ask you what you want for dinner, when you want it, and they don't just scream dinner in your face."Hot cabbage soup, delicious. I would have some myself if I didn't have a dinner of roast turkey to attend" she grinned wickedly. Ben stared at the runny liquid in his filthy bowl which looked like wee. Ben had an idea, he took his bowl into the toilet and poured it in trying not to get it on the sides so no one would get suspicious. He then he flushed the toilet and down it went.
Today it was new year. "everybody go to the toilet and get ready for the parade" shouted the grubber. Ben went first, they always went in alphabetical order.
Just then, something bit him on the butt. It hurt! Ben looked down, it was his cabbage soup but now it looked like a piranha! They boarded their float and everybody started singing the national anthem except Ben. He started singing his own song:
Concentrating concentrating in the toilet
concentrating concentrating IN THE TOILET
CONCENTRATING CONCENTRATING IN THE TOILET
CONCENTRATING CONCENTRATING what? oh in the toilet
Soon all the orphanage were singing it even Tiana and Rebecca!
But then climbing onto the float came the grubber. Ben pushed her into the lake next to the float and she got wet! The orphanage cheered Ben and they all shouted at the grubber telling her how mean she was. All the children became Ben's friends and they made their way to sunshine orphanage. It was a dream come true.
THE END