Write 200 words on why it is completely inappropriate to open and read your professors' post.
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Well, well… Honestly, Professor, an essay? That's low. If you would just let me leave… Fine, fine. Don't give me that look. Okay, I'll sit back down. But don't expect that Transfiguration homework tomorrow.
Well… Why is it inappropriate to read my professors' post? Good question. Why is it wrong that I have read their letters, when I am fully aware that they've read mine? Yes, I know. I am completely aware of what you're doing here. You teachers have consolidated your efforts to undermine us students. You all think you're so clever, eavesdropping on our conversations, reading our mail, unraveling our secrets…
Where was I? Ah, yes… Well, I suppose it was inappropriate to read teachers' post. But, as I'd already stated, I feel fully justified in my actions. So I'd have to say that if you'd prefer me not to read through your post, I recommend that you all stay away from mine.
P.S. You might want to get that 'little problem' looked at by a St. Mungo's healer. It looks bad… That's (one of the many reasons) why you're a lonely old cat woman. Luckily, you professors never read these essays… Lucky for me, I mean… Yes, you cannot keep secrets from little old me…
Lookie here! I wrote MORE than 200 words! Yay for me! I deserve a present! My self-gifted present: No Transfiguration homework for me!
A/N: Please, please don't accuse me of stealing this idea. HP comes from JKR. The idea for Detention Essays, I got from Glastea.
And if anyone was curious, I happened to be writing this during my Algebra exam... My calculator has this nifty little Documents thing on it... Anyway, this is for my dear friend, Emily, who had kindly recommended that I not write fanfics during class. You really know what's good for me! R&R maybe?