All right ladies and gents seeing that High School Musical one and two is out and Camp Rock came out on Friday I'm making a fanfic called Kids Next Door A Blast From The Past. What it basically is are the characters getting stuck in the 80's and singing 80's classics from Billy Idol, Lita Ford, Bon Jovi, and many other groups and I figured I could have a lot of fun with it so reply and tell me what you think of Kids Next Door A Blast From The Past.
Hoagie Gilligan was putting the finishing touches on his new invention where you could visit any era you wanted and stay as long as you wanted.
"And now here are a bunch of yesterday's hits with little commercial interruptions this is your dial for the blast from the past all week long this is Wkj9 FM" A radio announcer said as Hoagie hummed Don't You Want Me by Human League under his breath staring at his finished invention.
"You were working as a waitress
in a cocktail bar
When I met you
I picked you out
I shook you up
And turned you around
Turned you into someone new" Hoagie sang twirling a picture of Fanny Fullbright around in the air.
Hoagie loved Fanny ever since he first met her but she had no idea he even existed which he hoped to get noticed soon.
"Ohh Fanny why can't you just give me a second glance?, I mean am I really that much of an outcast to you?".
Hoagie didn't notice his device glowing blue and twirling around as he became transfixed with Fanny's picture while the others were relaxing in front of the TV.
"Coming up next on TBS it's The Breakfast Club starring Molly Ringwald, Judd Nelson, Emilo Estevez, Anthony Michael Hall, and Ally Sheedy" A woman on the TV said as Kuki shouted for joy and Wally groaned.
"How many times must we watch this movie Kooks?, I mean I know all the words by heart and Lord knows you do too" Wally said his hand reaching for the remote as Kuki slapped it.
"This movie is a classic Wally and you could do with some classic culture, plus Judd Nelson is one of the biggest hunks of the 80's" Kuki said hugging herself as Wally groaned again and Kuki slapped him with her green sweater sleeve.
"Shut up the movie's starting and I won't have you complaining the whole time understand?, it's very rare that I watch a movie I like as much as this one".
Meanwhile Hoagie is spinning around with Fanny's picture singing and smiling at it.
"Now five years later on
You've got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's me
Who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down too" Hoagie screamed as the device shot a blue laser into the wall making a warp hole into the 80's era.
"Uhh ohh that can't be good, I better go warn the others before the whole world goes Topsy Turvy and we have to relive our parents dating years".
Hoagie ran into the living room to find Kuki imitating Judd Nelson's character in The Breakfast Club word for word.
"This is my impression of life at big Bri's house, son?, yea dad?, how was your day pal?, great dad how was yours?, super say son how would you like to go fishing this weekend?" Great dad but aww I have too much homework to do, that's ok son you can do it on the boat, gee dear isn't our son swell, yes dear isn't life swell" Kuki said as Wally just held his head back with his eyes closed.
"All right lady and gent we need to get a move on because in about five minutes we're going to be sucked into a warp hole bringing us back to the 80's and I for one do not want to see my parents kissing, holding hands, or making love if you know what I'm talking about".
"My life well that's real easy, Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. Dad, what about you? Fuck you".
"Yea, yea, yea we all know the quote Kuki now let's get a move on before we're sent back to the release date of this movie" Hoagie said prying a hypnotized Kuki away from the TV.
"Don't, don't you want me
You know I can't believe it
When you say that you won't see me
Don't, don't you want me
You know I don't believe you
When you say that you don't need me
It's much too late to find
In case you change your mind
You better change it back
Or we will both be sorry
Don't you want me baby
Don't you want me ohh
Don't you want me baby
Don't you want me ohh"
Meanwhile we see Fanny and Rachel making their versions of boyfriend bracelets for Nigel and a special someone for Fanny.
"I was working as a waitress
in a cocktail bar
That much is true
But even then I knew
I'd find a much better place
Either with or without you
The five years we have had
Have seen such good times
I still love you
But now I think it's time
I lived my life on my own
I guess it's just what I must do" Fanny belted out as Rachel just stared confused at her.
"You ever get one of those songs stuck in your head and you'll try like hell to get it out?, well right now The Human League's Don't You Want Me is that song to me".
"As long as your fine with that then I'm fine with it Fan, I just never heard you sing before and I have to say you have a flare for it" Rachel said tying black and orange thread together as she etched Nigel's name in the bracelet in blue thread.
"Rache do you think I'll ever find somebody to spend the rest of my life with like you found in Nigel?, I mean don't you think I'm due for a boy to do all the things I ask him to do?" Fanny asked as Rachel gently lifted her head and her eyes met Fanny's.
"Fan I think your due for a boyfriend but I think you need to start changing the things you look for in boys, I mean I know you think of them as slaves and needless to say so do they".
"I was raised that way Rache, my mom told me that boys were our slaves and they should do what we ask them to, but that could also be why she's not married".
"What you need is a boy you've known since birth, somebody who tries hard to be cute and they actually know how you act but they could care less what you act like" Rachel said as Fanny finished her boyfriend bracelet and the only boy that came to her mind was Hoagie P. Gilligan.
"Rachel what would you do if I said I was going to ask Hoagie Gilligan on a date?, I mean would you try to talk me out of it even just a little bit?" Fanny asked as Rachel shook her head no.
"He has all the qualities I just described Fan, he's known you since birth, he tries hard to be cute with you around, and he knows how you act but he doesn't let that get in his way" Rachel said as Fanny saw that Rachel was right on the dot.
"Don't, don't you want me
You know I can't believe it
When you say that you won't see me
Don't, don't you want me
You know I don't believe you
When you say that you don't need me
It's much too late to find
In case you change your mind
You better change it back
Or we will both be sorry Fanny sang as Rachel laughed and threw some yarn at her.
"Yarn fight Fan boy does this ever bring back memories, as I recall the last yarn fight we had I so won and you were covered in it.
Fanny threw a spool of yarn as it hit Rachel's head and she giggled as the yarn landed in Rachel's hair and she laughed along with Fanny.
"Some fights aren't meant to be won Mckenzie, I mean I'm Fanny Fullbright yarn fight extraordinaire and your yarn fight bait..
The portal to the 80's was sucking everything Hoagie left in the room up as he ran back and saw nothing but the wormhole there.
"Oh great we have got to hurry or we're going to be stuck in the 80's 90's and back to today not growing up until we reach 2008 again" Hoagie said banging his machine as it just whistled louder sending him, Kuki, Wally, Nigel, Fanny, Abby, Rachel, and Lizzie flying into the 80's.
"Don't you want me baby
Don't you want me ohh
Don't you want me baby
Don't you want me ohh
Don't you want me baby
Don't you want me ohh
Don't you want me baby
Don't you want me ohh" Fanny and Hoagie finished as they saw the treehouse decked out in 80's decorations.
"All right who's pulling the trick?, and who thinks interrupting a yarn fight is funny by any means?" Rachel asked as Hoagie whistled guiltily and everybody stared at him including Fanny.
"All right Gilligan what did you do and what's the damage we're looking at?, I mean it's not like you transported us to the 80's or some shit like that" Fanny said as Hoagie laughed guiltily.
"You mean to tell me that we're stuck in the 80's Hoagie?, I mean you've done some pretty damn pathetic shit in your time but this is by far the stupidest shit you've done" Wally said as Hoagie just looked around at all the agents that came in with him.
"Look I admit that we're in a bad sitch right now but it can be fixed just as soon as I figure out a way to fix my era generator" Hoagie said as Kuki stared at him with exhilaration and happiness.
"Come on you guys we should be thanking Hoagie, I mean all the songs, all the movies, all the parent get togethering is at our disposal" Kuki said running up to the treehouse as the others ran after her.
"Kuki stop for two seconds we can't change the course of history our futures hang in the balance, I mean if you make one little rift we could cease to exist" Rachel said sounding like a scientist as Kuki stopped dead in her tracks to see a Japanese girl that looked like her crying.
"You guys I think that's my mom, sit tight I'm just going to help her and then we can help Hoagie fix his thingamajig and we're home free" Kuki screamed running off to the school steps where her mom was weeping.
"Hey Min what's all the hubbub about?, I mean you shouldn't be here crying you should be looking for a boy to take to the Enchanted Cinderella dance, perhaps Kanji Sanaban will go with you".
"I already asked him and he said not in a million, zillion, bazillion years, do you know how long a bazillion years like is?" Min asked her hair multi colored and her clothes ripped like Pat Benatars.
"We are strong, heartache to heartache we stand, no promises no demands, both of us knowing, love is a battlefield, this message brought to you by Kuki Sanaban lyricist extraordinaire".
"Are you related to Kanji at all, or is there another Sanaban out there somewhere that you belong to?".
"This is going to sound completely and totally far out there, but what would you say if I told you I was your daughter from the not so distant future" Kuki asked as Min threw her head back and laughed as Kuki just stared at her.
"Has somebody like seen Star Wars like one too many like times?, I mean how could you be my daughter I'm not even pregnant" Min said as Kuki pulled a picture from her back pocket grinning.
"There you see I am your daughter, Kanji is my father, Mushi she's the little one with the backpack and the purple sweatshirt is my sister now what do you say to that?".
Min looked surprised when she saw her family posed for a picture over by their lakehouse and Kuki's eye's gave off an I told you so manner.
"Say I believe you're my daughter what are you doing here in the 80's?, I mean shouldn't you be somewhere in the 90's?" Min asked as Kuki nodded and Rachel ran up with a what do you think your doing look in her eyes.
"I should be in the 90's but in fact I should be in the 2000's but my friend Hoagie he's an inventor, well he created this era rift thing and well here I am" Kuki said as Min looked surprised at what Kuki was saying.
"So this era rift thing brought you to the 80's and you're here to help me get Kanji to go to the dance with me?" Min asked as Kuki nodded and was grabbed by Rachel and pulled off.
"Do you have any idea what the hell your doing Kuki?, I mean what's to say she's not going to go to Kanji and tell him that her and him have two beautiful daughters?" Rachel asked as Kuki tried to pull her arms away from Rachel's hands.
"She was crying you didn't expect me to let her just sit there crying now do you?, she's my mother and the first time I've ever seen her cry is right now and I got caught off guard" Kuki said as Rachel just shook her head and led Kuki to the others.
"Right now let's get to work fixing my era generator before we meet my parents next, or one of the other parents in this era" Hoagie said looking at his now smashed time rift.
"Well professor what do we do first?, I mean this isn't like putting a puzzle together now is it?" Fanny asked trying to hide her love for Hoagie as he just tried connecting the time rift's piece's together.
"I hate to say it but I'm going to have to build a whole new Time rift and I'm not even sure I can get all the supplies I need in this era".
"Great so now we all have to relive our parents prime years as teenagers and well if we ever get out of the 80's we'll have to live through the 90's too" Nigel said as Min walked up with Kanji and Kuki put her dimples on.
"Min this better be important I was just about to ask Margret to the Enchanted Cinderella dance and I don't think she's one you want to keep waiting" Kanji said as Fanny recognized the name Margret.
"I hope you don't mean Margret Fullbright because if you do your better off going with Min, the act Margret puts on isn't an act at all it's real she hates all boys with a passion trust me I've heard all of her horror stories.
A girl dressed in black nylons, black stiletto boots, a plaid skirt, and a white top with said Rock My World with multi colored hair walked up taking a drag from her cigarette blowing smoke rings into the air.
"Hey Margret remember me?, I'm Kanji Sanaban from English you asked to see my notes on The Great Gatsby this morning?" Kanji asked bouncing on the balls of his feet.
"Yea, yea, yea don't get your boxers in a twist Jap I know who you are Mr. Valedictorian, now please get to the part where you ask me something and I can say no" Margret said crushing out her cigarette and Fanny smirked at how cool her mom looked in the 80's.
"What are you smiling at you weird orange skirt wearing, metal bowl hat wearing, green sweater wearing, hot dog condiment packing weirdo?".
"Nothing I was just thinking on how cool you look and if you have a daughter I think you should name her Fanny and let her color her hair just like you did to yours" Fanny screeched with excitement as Margret had a puzzled expression.
"We must be going Mrs. Fullbright you know things to do and all that, we have a dance to plan, a DJ to pay, snacks to organize and all sorts of fun stuff" Rachel said leading a hypnotized Fanny away as Kuki wasn't leaving so easily.
"Excuse me but your Kanji Yakimoto aren't you?, because if you are I have a feeling your going to want to hear what I have to say" Kuki said as Rachel rushed over to her to pull her away as she stood her ground.
"Rache you said if I interfered I would cease to exist, well if I don't interfere he goes with Margret Fullbright and again I cease to exist and so does poor Mushi".
"Kooks do you have the slightest clue on what filling him in on the info you have from the future could do to you?, I mean your lucky your still here and not mysteriously disappearing in a cloud of dust".
"Back to business Kanji Min's a beautiful woman you're a handsome man so why not just go together and have a great time?".
Kanji looked over at Min as he smiled at her helping her pick up the scattered books of hers on the ground with a group of bully girls laughing at her.
"What do you girl's think your doing to my dance date huh?, I'm giving you five seconds to run and then I'm going to haul off and hit somebody" Kanji said as the girls ran off and Min smiled at Kanji.
"For future reference I'm not a Fullbright but that Fullbright boy in my drama class does look rather cute with his black hair hiding his eyes" Margret said walking off as Fanny just watched her walk into the school.
"Kanji this is the girl I told you about we're her parents in the future and she can prove it, go ahead sweetie show him the picture of our family" Min said as Kuki obediently went into her back pocket and produced the photo.
Kanji looked down and fainted as a crowd swarmed him and Rachel shook her head at Kuki as she just smiled innocently.
"See what telling the future get's you Kuki, how are we going to get him to the dance now?, I mean we can't very well wheel him in there" Rachel said as Mushi got a thoughtful look in her eyes.
Well that's it for now and not to worry the songs will keep coming but I wanted a plot behind the music I put in here too and I don't own Don't You Want Me The Human League does. So please R&R and I'll keep writing.