Have you ever...
Given a Hickey?
Nope, and I'm not planning on it.
Had a one night stand?
Absolutely not . . .
Made someone cry?
Of course, because I'M such a mean person!
Opened your Christmas presents early?
Yes…
Been online for more than 10 hours in a row?
Never that long
Pretended to be someone you weren't online?
On occasion, but it was defiantly Mikey's idea!
Eaten food that fell on the floor?
Yes?
Been caught cheating?
At a game or on someone?
Been caught naked?
(just getting out of the shower, as Raph walks in) RAPH! (Squeals and grabs towel)
Flashed someone?
Nope, I've been flashed though… Erg.
Gone out without underwear on?
Um…
Got into a fist fight?
Uh duh
Swallowed bath water?
Accidently
Peed in the pool?
Yuck
Thrown up in public?
Yah, sorry Leo
Been so drunk you can't walk?
Nope, proud to say that I don't drink
Peed in public?
Does it count if I was a baby?
Broken wind and blamed someone else?
Raph XD
Done something mean you regretted?
Yah.
Ever played pull my finger?
Ug, Mikey does that to me ALL the time!
Who last grabbed your ass?
Some random dude at the bar.
Do you eat raw cookie dough?
That's the best part!
Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
yep.
Who or what sleeps with you?
My stuffed snow leopard and sometimes my dog.
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real?
I never thought he was real.
How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
Um… Nine? all though there may be more I'm unaware of. Donny loves to tinker!
What do you do when you're sad?
I talk to people.
Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
Either Mikey or Raph.
Last time you saw your best friend(s)?
Well, Don's right next to me, Mikey's playing video games, and Leo's sparring with Raph.
Are you in high school?
Nope.
What jewelry are you wearing?
My gold necklace shaped like a heart, from my dad, a silver ring and my watch.
Is anyone on your bad side now?
Oh, yes.
What's the first thing you do when you get online?
It depends.
Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
Unfortunately, yes, but only when splinter asks me to!
How do most people spell your name?
Averie, or Avary. Once someone spelled it Ovary. Um, awkward.
Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes?
Sometimes when Mikey and water or paint are involved.
Where do you work?
As a forensic scientist at a lab.
What are you doing tomorrow?
I'm going to clean out the fridge and vacuum my room.
Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
I don't really care.
What noise do you hear?
I think Mikey just farted.
If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likely over pack?
Donny or Mikey.
Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
Um, no.
What's the last thing you purchased?
A coloring book for my niece.
Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you?
Yah, but only if I've been amazingly good.
What brand are your pants right now?
Levi.
Ever been to Georgia (the state)?
No.
What irritates you most on the internet?
The hackers, viruses, and creepers
Have you ever spied on someone and seen something disturbing?
I'm looking at Casey and Mikey right now.
Have you ever peed your pants laughing?
Maybe when I was little…
Have you ever accidently punched your friend?
I've purposely punched my friend.
Have you ever thought you were being watched?
Yep, and when I find who's 'watching' me, it ends badly for them.
Have you ever thought someone broke into your house?
Um, no… I live in a subterranean hideout with enough alarms and other tech to give a nerd the greatest orgasm he (or she) ever had.
Have you ever seen an alien?
You're kidding me, right?
Have you ever killed a person?
I don't think so.
Have you ever seen a zombie?
Does a half awake Don or Raph count?
Have you ever gotten embarrassed at a date?
YES. Mikey, I'm out to get you.
Have you ever tried to commit suicide?
No.
Have you ever burped loudly in public?
Yes.
Have you ever screamed loudly in public?
Yes.
Have you ever been on stage?
Yes.
Have you ever committed a crime?
Um… I'm not admitting to that!
Have you ever lied to a loved one?
Unfortunately yes.
What's in your wallet?
Drivers license, I.D., some cash, a picture of my boys and my dog, a spare key.
What's under your bed?
Memory boxes. Boxes full of pictures and mementos
What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?
Probably some clothes that I haven't worn in a long time and stuff like that. Oh, my Foot Ninja uniform. I so gotta burn that thing.
What's in your underwear drawer?
Underwear, tights, other stuff that I don't want the guys to find.
What's in the trunk of your car?
First aid kit, blankets, sleeping bags, flashlights, emergency flares.
What's in your desk or locker?
Office supplies and stuff like that.
Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what's in it?
Yes - I have emergency cash, some documents and my gun.
Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what?
Nope, but I did hide Mikey's DS.
What is the most embarrassing thing in your room right now?
I'm not telling you that!
Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about?
Not recently.
What is your last thought before you fall asleep?
Unknown, that really depends on what I've been doing.
How long have those leftovers been in the fridge?
I have no clue, just don't eat them, or open the containers.
If I confiscated your computer and took a look around...what would I find?
Stories, pictures, games, music, maybe some weird stuff.
What is your midnight snack weakness?
I don't have one.
Have you ever you shop lifted?
When I was like six.
Have you ever vandalized anything?
Yes.
Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Oh yes, he came complete with two pitch forks and a red mask.
Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed.
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Sometimes
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
In.
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Yah, it's on my wall.
Do you like to use post-it notes?
Not specifically. I'm weird like that.
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
No
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Probably bees, I can hold my breath for a really long time.
Do you have freckles?
No.
Do you always smile for pictures?
Not always.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
When people leave the milk out so it spoils, and then put it back in the fridge. (Casey!)
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
When I'm really bored, or when I'm measuring stuff. I've got big feet.
Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yep.
What about pooped in the woods?
Uh, no.
Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
Only for my happy dance.
Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Gross!.
How many people have you slept with this week?
No one, zip, zero
What size is your bed?
Queen.
What is your Song of the week?
Um, I don't have one.
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
NEVER! (MY EYES! MY POOR EYES!)
Do you still watch cartoons?
All the time.
What's your least favorite movie?
There's a contest between King Kong(newer) and any Barbie movie.
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Like I'd tell you!
What do you drink with dinner?
Usually water.
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
gross.
What is your favorite food?
haystacks
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The Princess Bride!
Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Raphael kissed me last night. (Insert semi-girlish squeal)
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
No. I'm a ninja. Screw that mess.
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
NO!
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Uh, yesterday?
Can you change the oil on a car?
yah.
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
nope.
Ran out of gas?
yeah.
Favorite kind of sandwich?
Leftover thanksgiving turkey.
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Grandma's cherry pie, cold.
What is your usual bedtime?
Like 10ish.
Are you lazy?
Only occasionally, or when I don't feel well.
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Mostly native Americans, cowboys and then once a ladybug.
What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Um I think it's the boar.
How many languages can you speak?
Seven; English, Spanish, Japanese, German, ASL, Swahili, and French
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
no
Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lincoln Logs.
Are you stubborn?
Oh hell yes . . .
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Neither…
Ever watch soap operas?
no.
Afraid of heights?
A little bit
Sing in the car?
Almost all the time.
Dance in the shower?
that's hazardous for me.
Dance in the car?
No.
Ever used a gun?
yah
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Um, like two week s ago for my photo id.
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Maybe one or two
Is Christmas stressful?
Sometimes.
Ever eat a pierogi?
I love pierogis.
Favorite type of fruit pie?
Cherry pie.
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
A nurse, bad choice…
Do you believe in ghosts?
no.
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
yah.
Take a vitamin daily?
They're shaped like the Flintstones.
Wear slippers?
never.
Wear a bath robe?
no.
What do you wear to bed?
Old shirts and shorts.
First concert?
Flyleaf.
Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target.
Nike or Adidas?
Nike.
Cheetos Or Fritos?
Frito's.
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts.
Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
No
Ever take dance lessons?
NO.
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Being a ninja!
Can you curl your tongue?
Yeah, it bugs Leo, cuz he can't figure out how I do it.
Ever won a spelling bee?
Yes.
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yah.
Own any record albums?
One, but it's broken. I just like the cover.
Own a record player?
no .
Regularly burn incense?
gross.
Ever been in love?
I am right now, with my puppy!
Who would you like to see in concert?
Carrie Underwood or Tim McGraw.
Hot tea or cold tea?
Neither, yuck. (sorry Leo)
Tea or coffee?
Neither yuck, Sorry Leo and Don
Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snikerdoodles.
Can you swim well?
I live with turtles, what do you think?
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yep.
Are you patient?
Not right now I'm not
DJ or band, at a wedding?
DJ
Ever won a contest?
Sure.
Ever have plastic surgery?
No.
Which are better black or green olives?
black.
Can you knit or crochet?
crochet.
Best room for a fireplace?
Living/ bedroom.
Do you want to get married?
Of course!
If married, how long have you been married?
Not that lucky yet…
Who was your HS crush?
Can't remember.
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
How old do you think I am? 4?
Do you have kids?
no
Do you want kids?
Of course!
What's your favorite color?
Green ;D
Do you miss anyone right now?
April, I need a woman around more often. TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE!
Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
no.
Are you ready for this to end?
yah, I'm ready to get on with my life.
Almost done, What is your full name?
Avery Lynn Johnston.
You find your favorite book in tatters on the floor, covered in syrup and confetti. Who did it?
Michelangelo! I'm gonna kill you!
Favorite Disney movie? Why?
Beauty and the Beast, because a semi-regular girl falls in love with a not so regular guy and she's able to look past his appearance, unlike all so many others.
Now, go kiss a lemon, hug a llama, and poke a turtle.
Um ok... I don't have a llama, so Klunk will have to do, he makes weird noises sometimes.