So here's a light hearted fic I decided to upload so I can better space out my uploads on my other fic.
Light picked up another bag of potato chips and began to eat them as he worked on the Kira investigation. L noticed that he was eating a lot of potato chips, so he decided to bring it up.
"Light why are you eating so many potato chips?" Asked the detective.
"I'm not eating that many!" Light defended.
L looked at the potato chip bag in Light's hand. "That's your tenth bag of potato chips in the past hour."
Light gave a snorting laugh. "That's funny for you to say, Mr. Sweet Tooth."
L glared at the teen for a moment. "I need them."
"Sounds like you have an addiction." Light teased.
"I think you have more of an addiction than I do." L said.
"Well, how about let's see who can go on the longest. You without sweets, me without potato chips."
"Fine. I'll win."
"No you won't."
TWO WEEKS LATER
"This is miserable," Matsuda complained.
Light and L have been starving off their addictive treats and both of them have entered a complete asshole mood. They were always winy and angsty like a teenage girl.
Neither of them wanted to lose against the other, and the mood in the task force headquarters was awful. Nobody liked this at all, especially Matsuda. Everytime the man opened his mouth to speak he risked being on either Light and L's wrath. He hated this.
Currently L was dangling headfirst off the couch and Light was pacing as much as the handcuffs allowed him to. L's face was blank, almost comatose from his lack of sweets. Light was just on edge, for he craved the greasy deliciousness of potato chips.
"I can't take it anymore!" bellowed L from his upside-down position. "I need it, I need it now!"
Suddenly, Watari appeared in the room with a tray full of sweats. The moment Watari set it down, L was on it, devouring the sweats like his pray.
"I mifed you," L said with a mouthful of sweats, tears spilling out of his eyes.
Light realized he could finally eat those delicious potato chips again and took off toward the kitchen.
"I'm surprised they lasted this long." said Aizawa.
"Those two need a twelve step program," remarked Matsuda.
"Shuf uf Matsfad," replied L, still cramming cakes into his mouth.
Light burst into the room, his arms full of potato chips.
He let out a manacle laugh, "Yes! YES!" he screamed.
Light dropped all of the potato chips and opened one bag, pulling out a potato chip he said,
"I'll take this potato chip... AND EAT IT!"
I'm not really sure why either. It just kinda happened, don't question it.
xx
Jay