Fucked with Wendy Testinberger
By Stark's Pond felt her clit
Licked her slit
Got pond water on my dick
Man, Mr. Hanky is the shit
Got cock blocked by Kyle's mom
She's a fucking bitch
Like Angelina Jolie's pubic hair
Mrs. Crabtree gives me a bad itch
Shitty-shitty-fag-fag the way she chokes on dick
My puppet ran away now my bff is a fucking stick
Screw you guys I'm going home
No more of this shit
It's a conspiracy leave me alone
I think you've done plenty
And if I hear any more of you fuckers kicking me square in the nuts
I'll go full Frosty and I'll kill Kenny
So just fuck off and leave me standing here like a lonely Jew
Can't you see, man, that's exactly what Brian Botano would do
Jimmy's hitting Timmy and their eyes are flashing like a strobe
Holy shit I have to poop no wait man that's a satellite dish from my anal probe
I walked in to get some advice from Chef he couldn't hear me like he was deaf and he was nice
But I walked in on him in his robe
With 13 white girls he calls his hos
He holds them like his lover
He's their football
They're his Denver Broncos
He was like alright children go away now I'll see you soon
Sent me away like you'd send a whale right to the moon
It started to rain fucked my hair and hat made me look silly
If I get any more pissed off I'll cook my own father in some damn chili
Mr. Garrison teach us about getting it on
Giving a girl the hot lunch
Mysterion fighting crime alongside Mint Berry Crunch
Til he gets adopted by agnostic otters
Oh my science, maybe
Hey, are you ready, Ike?
Kick the baby
Mr. Slave ran out of butt plugs
And used a spoiled lady
Spoiled whore
Made his butt blow up like Michael Moore
Occupying in Red Robin
99% but the one percent has the 99 problems
Time to leave say the red necks of poverty
Randy seems to think you people annoy me
Cartman's new toy in the closet looks pretty sweet
Popping out the butt like rainbows
But his mom's so poor she's skipping crack to buy her kid clothes
If she believes she's co-starring in her German flick with Hanky
Giving a new smell to her signature when she autographs your Crack Whore Magazine
When I was a kid I got forced to mmkay by an owl so now I see
That's why I've gotta get high like Towlie
The blood stains in my underpants are causing concern
It's from the Chipotle I bought with the money I got blowing Howard Stern
Eric Cartman
Do the Bartman
Simpsons did it
But we're killing the Family Guy if we're lucky
To save the rainforest getting gay like Sparky
Hair from a Cherokee
Aiding like Jerrod in plugging my vagina
Wouldn't trade it in for all the black people in China
Little James Humphrey
Getting hemorrhoid cream
But signed without reading
Now he's the B on a digital human centipede
Should have seen what the terms had to say
To finish this shit let's come sail away