Epic Rap Battles of History: Ed vs. Patrick
Rated T for Language
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Ed, Edd n Eddy, SpongeBob SquarePants or Epic Rap Battles of History. Ed, Edd n Eddy is owned by Cartoon Network, SpongeBob SquarePants are owned by Cartoon Network and Epic Rap Battles of History is owned by YouTube. Since I had so much fun doing these Epic Rap Battle fics, I'd figured I treat all of you fans to another rap battle! This time, we have the unibrowed no-chinned wonder Ed taking on the village idiot of Bikini Bottom, Patrick Star! Enjoy!
EPIC RAP BATTLE!
ED!
vs.
PATRICK STAR!
BEGIN
Ed:
Yo yo yo, I live in the Cul-de-sac
Where we eat buttered toast like a Snacky Pack
What makes you think that a Starfish can beat me
When his brain just has an IQ of Thirteen
You can bring all your friends down underwater
So I can blast them all like Harry Potter
I got Eddy and Double D, my two friends
Who slays all the ladies like a Mercedes Benz
So ready those wallets fresh, we're here to take them
Like Catwoman who just wants to take gems
Bikini Bottom is just a piece of old crap
Like that Sandy Cheeks who just caught 'the clap'
I got a mean brutal sister who's just mean all the time
Her attitude stinks like your crotch rot with lime
You cant touch the three homies of Peach Creek
We'll lock you in the Camel Clutch a la Iron Sheik
The Eds are the best because we know why we rock
So make like a chicken and go 'bock-bock-bock'
This is Ed's time now, so bring in the ladies
So they can spread you down like gravy!
Patrick Star:
Patrick Patrick, that's my name
And this rap I tell you won't be lame
It'll be better than your corny fairy tale
You call your dope rhymes rap, I call it epic fail
I'm the star that shines brighter from the sky
It's whiter than my one tooth, this I can't deny
You thought I was stupid, I got something to tell you
Your brain's so empty like Ronald McDonald's poo
It's so yellow and awful like foul smelly pee
Must be the gin you drank from your breath, I agree
How dare you call my hometown a piece of number two
Your Peach Creek smells like a piece of s**tty stew
Much like your unibrow that looks like a poop stain
Who got run right over by a Japanese bullet train
I'm from f'in underwater, it's where I'm at
We rage like the waters and turn you flat
Patrick Star is my name for sure
I'm like a disease who has no cure
If I had a nose, I'd say this best for last
I'd stay away from you, cause the s**t hit your ass!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC EVER AFTER RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!