Lifeless Employee
Summary:Unemployed,looking for a job, a boy found a wanted sign by chance.
Cranky boss, Deidara doesn't seem pleased. But why when he needs to let go,
he can't?
Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto. Kishimoto owns them.
Chapter 1: Go by the script
"This is garbage, hmm!" Deidara yelled as he threw Naruto's manuscript to the
floor, crudely. "But... I put all my effort into this, believe it..." Naruto
complained. "Well, IT WASN'T YOUR BEST,HMM!" Deidara yelled with rage. He
rotated his chair to turn his back on Naruto. "Can you show a little respect
to us, Deidara?" Naruto asked. Silence took over the room. Deidara stood up
and slammed his hands on his desk and looked crudely at Naruto. "What did you
call me?" Deidara asked with sarcasm in his voice. "Uh... Deidara?" Naruto
answered with fear in his voice. "GET OUT! YOU'RE FIRED!" Deidara yelled.
"No! Please, Dei- I mean Sir! I have a wife and three kids and we need money!"
Naruto pleaded. "WELL TOO BAD!" Deidara yelled, pulling Naruto's collar and
dragged him to a vent that slides down to the garbage disposal. "No! Not that!
Anything but that!" Naruto yelled as he struggled to get out of Deidara's grip.
"Down. You. Go-" Deidara was cut by a knock on the door. "It's open..." Deidara
said as he dropped Naruto to the floor, painfully. "You escape and it's off to
the butcher's shop for you,hmm!" Deidara yelled as he pointed at Naruto who was
practically shaking in fear on the floor. "What do you want,hmm?" Deidara asked as
he opened the door of his office. There stood his secretary, Tobi. "HI SEN-" Tobi
was about to say the most horrible nickname anyone can give the boss. Deidara shot
Tobi a glare. "I mean, sir! A new employee came to me and said he found our wanted
sign and he wants to see you in personal." Tobi said with joy in his voice. "About the sign, Tobi. Even though we hire this new kid, please don't take it down. I am gonna fire, Naruto so... we need another employee..." Deidara sighed as he walked to his rotating chair and plumped himself down. "Another one, sir? You fired Choji yesterday for adding
5 more minutes to his break." Tobi sighed. This was the 67th employee Deidara fired.
"I know. Just let in the new employee..." Deidara sighed, massaging his head. "Yes, sir..." Tobi said and left. "Back to your misery..." Deidara said and went to Naruto, who was still shaking. He pulled Naruto's collar and dumped him into the vent. Deidara dusted his hands and got a cigarette from his pocket. "Damn." Deidara swore. Deidara clapped his hands twice and Shikamaru came out of Deidara's closet. Shikamaru was black with ashes all over his body and clothes. Deidara got out a match box and slid the match through Shikamaru's pants. Shikamaru winced in pain at the action inflicted into him. Deidara lit his cigarette and smoked. Shikamaru stared at Deidara. Deidara turned his glance to Shikamaru. "Well? GET THE HELL BACK IN THAT CLOSET!" Deidara yelled pointing to the closet. Shikamaru scurried back into the closet. Deidara sat back into his chair. A knock on the door was heard. "It's always open,hmm..." Deidara said. The door opened and revealed a boy. He had red unkempt hair, brown eyes, and a cute face. He was short for a boy looking for a job. 'Must be a working student.' Deidara thought. "Hi! You must be Mr. Deidara!" The boy smiled at Deidara. Deidara cringed at the sight of a happy person, unlike Tobi, he has a mask. "Yes, that's me." Deidara said as he reached out his hand to shake with the boy. "And who are you?" Deidara asked as he sat on his chair. "My name is Sasori and I am 35 years old." The boy answered as he sat on the chair in front of Deidara's desk. "35!" Deidara was shocked. He was ten years older than him and it looks like he hasn't reached his growth spurt yet. "Something wrong?" Sasori asked with a questioning look on his face. "It's nothing." Deidara said. Sasori handed over his resume to Deidara. "Let's see here. Name, Sasori of the red sand. Age, 35. Hobbies, making puppets. Bio, family and blah, blah, blah and other things I don't care about..." Deidara complained and threw the resume to the trash bin. Sasori's jaw fell to the ground. Sasori pointed to his resume in the trash bin. "I worked all morning to find that... It was lost and I was panicking of where to find it and you're not even gonna care to read it!" Sasori flared with his wooden arms in the air. "That's how I am..." Deidara said with calm as he smoked. Deidara stood up. "The only important thing is that... you're hired." Deidara said as he, once again, reached out his hand to shake Sasori's hand in approval. Instead of a shake, Deidara got a hug. "THANK YOU! PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THAT I AM NOTHING BUT A PUPPET BUT YOU...YOU ACCEPTED ME! I'LL NOT LET YOU DOWN!" Sasori yelled with joy as tears of joy fell from Sasori's eyes. Sasori tightened his grip. "GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!" Deidara yelled, scraping Sasori off of him. "The thing I hate more than my job is hugs..." Deidara said, dusting himself. "I will start working tomorrow!" Sasori yelled and ran out of the room. "Well, that was taken care of."
Deidara sighed and sat on his chair. 'That hug... his arms felt so...lifeless. Out of all my employees... I will enjoy seeing what this boy's got,hmm...' Deidara thought as a grin that never showed for 5 years spread across his face.