Because you guys were awesome with the reviews I ditched my homework writing this! lol
REVIEW! oh, and i am so writing MISAKI'S BIRTH!
2 months passed-
It was a hard day at work yesterday and gladly Nowaki had been able to stay with him for 2 months before going back to the war. After he came home from work he made very, very, hot love to his lover. He looked to the left and sighed. Nowaki wasn't there…probably back at the war. Hiroki looked at his room, clothes were all over the place, things were broken…and there was a huge camera pointed at him. A camera crew was in his house.
Silence.
….
Hiroki cocked his brow and rubbed his eyes.
He pinched himself and then looked back at the smiling camera men.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Hiroki screamed. Did the camera people run? Hell yes they did! They were all afraid of the demon.
"Ah! Why are there people here? Oh, why do they have cameras?" Shinobu asked excitedly.
"They're for this reality show that the host wanted to do." Miyagi sighed. "I have to go to work and they wont leave."
"If…If we had sex…would they leave?" Shinobu asked.
The camera men sweated.
"I don't think so Shinobu. Plus, aren't you supposed to be leaving in a few minuets." Miyagi said sadly.
"Yea…I'll be back next Christmas!" Shinobu tried to sound excited.
"I…I…" Miyagi was trying to say that he loved the younger man but he couldn't bring himself to say it while cameras were rolling. While cameras were on him he felt that everything was fake. Like he was in the set and he was saying I love you to some random person. But this person, this gentle beautiful person was Shinobu. Screw it, Miyagi thought. No matter what he love'd the boy.
Shinobu turned aroung, suitcases in hand, and began to walk away.
"I love you."
Shinobu whipped his body around and cried out in joy. "I love you too!"
He ran to Miyagi and jumped on him. The two began making out. The camera crew didn't stick around long after that.
"Get out." Akihiko said to the fat man who held a video camera to his face. "Get out now."
"Sorry man, I'm getting paid." The fat man thought that Akihiko was upset for him. In reality, Akihiko was terrified for the man.
Akihiko gasped. "Oh god..please, I'm begging you…please just leave."
Thump. Thump. Thump. "Usagi-san? Why'd you leave bed?"
The fat men blushed, they really all wanted to see the beautiful boy. Akihiko had to force himself to breateh normally, "I will give you anything just run away."
"We're not going anywhere buddy." The fat man said. "We want to see how big Misaki's getting!"
Akihiko's face paled. "Please…," the thumping increased in volume, "Oh shit. Okay, don't look at his stomach, don't call him fat…and whatever you do…DO NOT CALL HIM BEAUTIFUL, PRETTY, OR LOVELY. Oh god…and if you ever call him a woman…then our lives are over." Akihiko said in a harsh whisper.
"…Usagi? Are these your friends?" Misaki asked cutely. The fat men cooed. Akihiko gulped and feared for the mens life and his own life.
"Er…no of course Misaki. They're people from that hosts show. They're here to do a reality show." Akihiko refused to look at Misaki, think of Misaki's stomach, or touch his stomach.
"Oh…that's nice, sorry I don't look appeasable right now. I just woke up so sorry I look so bad." Misaki chuckled. He went to the refrigerator and Akihiko flinched when Misaki passed him.
"Oh it's okay," The camera men crew mand said non-chalantly. Misaki put the glasses on a tray and placed water in each glass.
Carrying the tray out to the living room he passed Akihiko and glared at him. "I…I love you honey…" Akihiko stuttered. Misaki smiled and said, "I love you too."
"Now, do any of you lovely lads want water?" Misaki said. He was now 7 months pregnant. "Again, sorry about my appearance. I look a wreck."
Akihiko's body lurched forward. "Of course you don't. You look ad-…You look manly and handsome."
"Thank you Usagi."
The camera man laughed and scratching his head with his free hand. He stared lovingly at Miskai's belly.
"What the hell you looking at?"
"We're dead." Akihiko said.
"Misaki?" The camera man said worriedly. The boy was not moving. "S-sorry…it's…now you're so big with the-"
"Oh…Oh no…." Akihiko groaned.
"Big? I'm…I'm fat?" Misaki began sobbing. Akihiko came closer to him but Misaki threw the water tray at him, "DON'T COME NEAR ME YOU IDIOT!"
Misaki sobbed. "I'm ugly! I'm ugly and no one is going to want a big fat whale! I'm like sham-fucking-woo!"
"No! No you're not ugly! You're cute! You're adorable….You're prettier than any woman! You're like a woman!"
...
...
...
"The fuck did you just call me?" Misaki smiled wickedly, "AHAHA! CUTE? ADORABLE?"
The camera man gulped. He backed away slowly, as well as the other men in the room. "Where you going? You're not going anywhere…You just called me woman did you?"
"Misaki…please," Akihiko said pleadingly.
Suddenly Misaki zoomed in the kitchen, got a knife, and zoomed back into the living.
"YOU'RE GONNA DIE BITCH!"
Akihiko cried.