We apologize in advance if you all cream yourselves due to the sexual nature of this fanfic.
Once upon a time there was a pony called koroshi and another pony called meelz and they were all llike twilight and rainbow dahs is best pony and THEN THEYD WENT TO EQUESTRAI n den dey met teh two poniez and they were all llike MEELZNKOROSHI R BEST PONY n den dey all had dates an stuff n dey were alll ike "HOORAY LIFE IZ GOOD" but DEN JOHN CENA VAME and was all like "I am going to disrupt the peace" but then no one saw john cena and DEN meelz said "look john SEEna we can here u but we can't SEE you so dAtz good n all bt how do i see u" then john cena creys adn emo becuz no one paid a10shun or money to him since his berfdae den he go 2 a corner but den tilt spackle said JOHN CENA i love you but u do bad thing and b invisible, y u do that? then meelz said hey what did we have and then nic cage came and said BEES and then nic cage came BUT DEN everyone went bac to real wordl n den der were deez peopl cald browniz of newsutwalez n der were peopll cald dammo n cas n cory n julez n den they were all like "YAYYEwr e r in teh fanfic" n den koroshi was lik 'GUYZ DIZ ISSERUIS BUZINSEZ BEFUKN SEIRIESUZ' n den John Cena was like "Come on guys, we must be careful" nn den deh rock waz like "I TODESNT MATTR WUT UR SERUIUS" n den Koroshi wuz like we must fight! n den dey begun fighting! den john cena pickd the rock up but it lokd like he was FLYING so he becam rambo dash because he flyd like rainbow MASH but john cena didnt no wat he was so he becam sad again adn cryd adn DAmo said wats rong adn joh n see-na said nic cage stole my visibility adn nic cage PISSED BLOOD.
afrt he pised blood Nichaloss cage was lall liek I MUST REST MY PENIS n den John Cena was like "Guys, we must keep it PG, this is a PG" and then the rock was like 'ITDOEZNN T MATTR WUT U PG" n den rainbowd adsh was allie like NO I WILL FIGHT u den she kickkd dem all like in the dicik and IT WAS GLORIUS (LOL THAT WAS FROM A MOVIE AND THAT IS FUNNY). Koroshi n meelz had a can coke of n then Twilight was reading book n den evry1 stopd ightin n den bronwins of nsews all had picnic and PINICI was good n den JOHN CENA was like "People, we must fight again" and den EVERY1 WAS TRANSPOT TO WORLD OF BASIC THUGANOMICS den dey all went but then they were floating in SPACE den the gangstas in space cam adn sed weclom to SPACE adn den gieved dem free std samples adn evry1 said thank u but now john cena has to fight bcause his time is now but d gangstas said but i cant see him adn derpy came and then she came over adn said mommy im her adn den john cena said oh no my daughter(because seckritly john cena sexed cassi when she thinked she applejacked off) and applejack said did some1 call my name and john cena said NO WE FIGHT and applejack said ok N den koroshi was all like 'GUIYZ CALM DOWN U MUST ALL GO AWY XCPT RAINBDOW DASH N TWIlight cuz duy iz onfulyl useful so u ffall gooawyplz" an den they all wennta w. joenn caena used thunnderbolt n den the rock BLEW THE FUCK UP LIKE A CHUMp aaaaaye n den koroshi and meelz did a n den John Cean was allike "You have proved to be quite powerful, I shall teach you the ways of basic thuganomics but you must say good bye to your pony friends forever" n den Koroshi was all like "" so Koroshi made John Cena blow up n den RAinbowdash twilight maeelz koroshi n all dah bronies f nsw return to earf wher day all live happily after.
N DEN JOHN CENA CAME BACK TO LIFE NN DEN SAID "Guys, I am not happy with what you have done" n den he made world explode n den i die n den everyone went ;_;
'twas beauty that killed the beast.
The End.