Sasuke walked into Naruto's house, without knocking of course. He walked over to the kitchen where he knew Naruto would be. That was when the conversation started.
'You look fantastic my sweet!'
Sasuke stopped dead outside the kitchen.
'You look divine, delicious. I just want to do it with you!'
Sasuke fought back waves of laughter as he ran outside to find Sakura and Kakashi. He was back with them a minute later and Naruto was still talking. Jiraiya, who, for unknown reasons had come, stepped in them. He opened his mouth to speak but Naruto spoke before him.
'Oh yes, oh yes, that's it baby!'
'The white haired man whipped out a notebook and started to write frantically, his hand a blur. The rest of Team 7 was cracking up(1).
'Who knew Naruto was such a romantic?' Sasuke said, almost bursting a gut laughing. Sakura was rolling around on the floor with tears streaming from her eyes and Kakashi had a hand on the wall, leaning against it and fighting for breath as he laughed. Even Jiraiya was grinning. Then Naruto went for the finale.
'Oh how I love you! My beautiful, sweet, ramen!'
Everyone sweatdropped and fell over.
'Does he always talk to his food before and after he eats it?' Sakura said.
In the kitchen...
'Hey! Talking to your food does make it better!'
(1) I was writing this in my science lesson (I know I should have been learning science but I knew most of the stuff), and the title (yes we have them!) was "Cracking up". Me and my friend laughed so much...
I don't know why I wrote this. I read another fanfiction almost exactly like this, except a lot more funny. It was with the Akatsuki, so I decided to do it with Team 7.