First, she fisted a purple people eater while removing the grapes he earlier digested, using them to make wine, which she then got drunk off, smashing it with her hands like Italians do with their feet. after creating said wine, she stabbed oompahloompahs, making a dye out of their purple eye juices, and mixing it carefully in a 4-3 ratio with the wine, creating a thick paste with the chemical reaction, instantly deciding to use it for sexual purposes she ingested some, while coating her hands with it in preparation for finding some smurfs, because we all know that their blood is dark purple. While ritualistically having a blood orgy in the slain bodies of her smurf lovers, she dipped her hand, smearing the paste and blood together, the resulting alchemical formula shone bright pink and shot glittery rainbows, then faded back into a dark purple, as she felt her body react to the strong aphrodisiac and she started another blood orgy, already her hand was purple, so she layered more smurf blood on it, then smeared her forehead with it, singing to lion king, declaring herself master as the few smurfs suffering only flesh wounds bowed down to her as their everlasting deity- SIR ANAL DESTROYER THE THIRD, GODDESS OF SMURF SEX
As it was said, It was engraved into a statue of the glorious hammer that was her tool, used for the purpose of which she was named. Biblical in proportions, it let out a flood akin to the one that swept Noah's ark out, drowning the world in its purifying juice.