OLD PEOPLE by the lovely Miss Japan
Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King nor the Terminator, oh but if I did holds up picture of Anna with giant holes in the picture created from gun fire MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAH cough wheezeeee
One day Yoh Asakura was walking down the street of the bustling Tokyo city, right past an old restaurant known as 'Bagel World'. He took a look at the old restaurant, as he adjusted his headphones. He said aloud, "I bet this place is for old people." Much to his dismay though, a certain elderly person was standing beside him. (So-called scary music) dum dum dum
The old hag ahem… lady was glaring at Yoh. Yoh cowered behind a randomly appearing plant. The old lady pulled out of her purse, some sort of horrible fish ray gun! The old lady spoke, "How you callin' old?" and aimed it at Yoh. OH the great PG-13 horror! "NOOOOOOOOOO" Yoh wailed as the old lady fired her gun towards Yoh. He screamed some more as live, wet and slimy fish was aimed at him. They switched their tails in his face. THE GREAT HORRID HORIDITY, THE LOVELY BOY HAS BEEN KNOCKED UNCONSIOUS!
The old lady sighed and said, "I'll be buk, and next time I'll be ALL UP IN YO' FACE MOFO!" She pulled off her mask and revealed that she was none other than the Terminator! Amidamaru suddenly appeared out of thin air. Yoh regained consciousness to say, "Where were you when I needed you?" Amidamaru, being the sexy samurai he is simply said, "SHUT THE F….(please wait a moment) UP!" He hit Yoh in the face with a frying pan again, knocking him back unconscious.
Amidamaru gave out a girly squeal. " I LOVE YOU TERMINATOR!" The old lady/ Terminator screamed back "I LOVE YOU TOO!" Together they skipped through a field of sushi flavored fruit loops.
Miss Japan- I'm so happy I got that Amidamaru/Terminator phase out
of my head. LOL! But seriously, if you want talk to me about this
subject e-mail me at
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