"Mom? I need you to sign this for me…" Marissa said as she walked into Julie's room to find her screwing someone.
She covered her eyes but soon recognized Luke's moan.
She thought it was Caleb, and she wasn't sure which one would have been worse.
Instead of screaming at her mother, she quietly slipped out, and went downstairs to find Caleb just walking in.
"Marissa, I didn't expect you to actually be out of your room. Ran out of money? Cell phone broke?"
"I think you're confusing me with my mother, if you can call her that." She said with disgust "Speaking of her, she wants you to meet you in her room. She has a…surprise."
"Good or bad?"
"Ohhh, I'm sure you'll get a kick out of it."
Hmm she thought I wonder if having two heart attacks in one year is bad for the old geezer.
She smiled, as Caleb made his way up the stairs.
The sound of Caleb yelling just wouldn't satisfy her. She had to see this.
She got up there just in time, Caleb was a slow walker.
She ran in front of him, putting her hand on the doorknob.
"Oh, let me." She said as she turned the knob.
The next four things happened in an instant.
Caleb screamed, Julie shrieked, Luke jumped up, then went back down and covered himself up, and Marissa laughed, maybe a little too evilly.
"Cal, I…I.."
"You wouldn't sleep with me but you would sleep with him? Julie what are you thinking, you have an STD!"
Luke jumped back up again, this time wrapping sheets around him.
"What? Eww!" He yelled "Why didn't you tell me? Jesus you think you would after the fourth or fifth time…" "
"Okay, ew." Marissa said.
Luke stormed off out of the room.
"Luke! Luke wait!" Julie yelled
He popped his head back in for a second.
"Those are expensive sheets, could I have them back?"
He threw the sheet, but it only went halfway and hit Caleb in the head.
When he took it off, Marissa noticed the pubes covering his bald spot.
"Caleb, I just don't think a wig suits you" Marissa said as she left the room laughing.