And, this is my seventh story, and the fourth one that needs to be updated *Sighs just like Matsumoto and Hinamori in bleach 239 when their zanpakutou spirits were fighting*

This time, there will be NO KISSING so all you people deprived of sexual humour and romance, I pretty much am sorry, well until the last chapter, which is a long way. XD

Anyway, please read though, and people offended by my earlier remark, I'm sorry*Fuck you* Joking! I'm really sorry if I offended you!

Well, I don't own bleach, though I'm Asian.

"*Cough!* well welcome all of you present here." Yamamoto Sou-taicho spoke up during a meeting of random people one day.

"What's the urge, Yama-jii?" asked the flamboyuous Kyouraku Shunsui.

"Yea, old fart, what's the urge. I was about to kill someone." cried the bloodthristy Kenpachi Zaraki.

"Shut it, Zaraki." Hitsugaya Toshiro scoffed coldly. Kenpachi sent a death glare but knew he couldn't attack him for two reason. 1. He can't fight a captain. and 2. Hitsugaya is strong enough to defeat, kill, freeze, and do whatever else with one strike.

"Stop fighting. Anyway, I'm gonna hold the erm...737th Shinigami tournament. But it will include non-shimigamis ?" some people cheered, like Kenpachi as always, while the rest were discussing.

"Well, I'm up for the challenge." cried the crinsom haired warrior, Renji Abarai.

"Wouldn't mind using my hollow mask, eh?"as Ichigo smirked.

"Well, I got the 32 names, and it's an immediate knockout battle." Yamamoto said.

And here are the participants

Cojiro Sasakibe

Soi Fon

Omaeda

Kira Izuru

Isane Kotetsu

Momo Hinamori

Byakuya Kuchiki

Renji Abarai

Sajin Komamura

Tentsuzaemon Iba

Shunsui Kyoraku

Hisagi Shuhei

Toshiro Hitsugaya

Rangiku Matsumoto

Kenpachi Zaraki

Ikkaku Madarame

Yumichika Ayasegawa

Mayuri Kurotsuchi

Jushiro Ukitake

Ichigo Kurosaki

Rukia Kuchiki

Isshin Kurosaki

Uryu Ishida

Sado Yastuorda

Kisuke Urahara

Yoruichi Shihoin

Shinji Hirako

Gin Ichimaru(Yes he survives the war)

Zennosuke Kurmadani

Hanataro Yamada

Ganju Shiba

Ryuken Ishida(He needs more love!)

And here are the 5 golden rules

1. No killing the other guy. Yes, you Soi Fon

2. No one shorter than 145cm except Toshiro Hitsugaya is forbidden to enter in this tournament*Hitsugaya heaves sigh of relief

3. No asking of fans to interrupt the battle. You will be disqualified, balls chopped, and eaten by Komamura's brothers.

4. No asking of a fellow competitor. Both will be disqualified.

5. Winner will be decided out of best of 3.

And, on the next day, there was a... 100000 supporters appearing at the Stage of Shimigami(Couldn't think of a better name...) supporting their favourites. Posters, fireworks, even a mascot could be seen. Yamamoto, wearing a polo tee, soccer shorts and a golf cap, sat on the chair, while next to him was Unohana, the healer of the injured. Do you know what the good thing about the stage is? It can change! Yes, just like pokemon, the stage can change. Like water, Ice, fire, grass, room of mirriors,even in darkness, woah....

And the first two competitors were picked from the hat.

"First up, on the left, is Shimigami substitute, Kurosaki Ichigo!" his fangirls cheered.

"And on the right, is Ganju Shiba!" no one cheered. Poor him.

"And the field for this battle, is....." as a screen(hey they're pretty high tech these days.) showed all the maps popped out. As it shuffled through, it stopped on a red hot one.

"It's in a volcano!" and everyone cheered, almost tearing the roofs, well there were no roofs.

"And begin!"

Okay, how? I will post the fight by tomorrow, how does that sound, or maybe even today?

And I hope for reviews!

Cheeriyo!