For this prompt I thought I would do a quick fill:
Five times that Spock said something unintentionally hilarious and didn't understand why everyone was rolling on the floor of the bridge, and one time he made a lame joke that wasn't at all funny. (If that lame joke is a 'your mom' joke, you win an internet, anon).
Disclaimer... Dammit Jim! I own nothing except for my signed photo of Karl Urban! and it has MY name on it so you can't have it! XP
Shore leave was upon them and Jim Kirk was both looking forward and being completely nervous about it. Being back on Earth for the first time in months Bones thought it was high time Jim met Joanna.
Meeting your best friend come lover's child was not an everyday experience and Jim really needed to take his mind off it otherwise he would stress himself to death over it.
"So Spock got any plans with the ladies this shore leave?" Jim suggestively wagged his eyebrows and smirked as his first officer did nothing in response to his barb. Jim of course knew he wanted to but he was far to Vulcan for any of that nonsense.
"No Captain, unless of course you wish to include my meeting with your mother."
Bones snorted and Jim's jaw dropped at the (it had to be) unintentional joke.
"My… my mother?" Uhura clapped a hand to her mouth and looked as if she wanted to laugh.
"Indeed, I will be spending quite a bit of time in the presence of your mother this shore leave." Bones snorted again and turned his face hiding his reaction from Jim. "I am sure I shall learn a lot from a woman as experienced as she."
The bridge burst into laughter and Jim sat horrified. No way did Spock just say that. There was no way.
Spock raised an eyebrow as he looked around the bridge.
"Excuse me Captain, have I said something wrong?"
Jim groaned.
Everyone else just laughed harder.
Meh... If I write anymore i'll post it :)
-K