Title: Farfarello: The Rain Man

Author: Neko-Ice-Queen

Rating: PG...K+...whatever...

Category: Humor/Pure, unadulterated CRAP!

Pairings: Mild Crawford/Schuldich

Warnings: OOC-ishness

Disclaimer: Weiss Kreuz isn't mine. Wish it was, though...Takehito-sama is such a genius...

Another day for the Schwarz crew. Takatori had no use for them as of yet; there was nothing (and no one) to do. Crawford, clad in his signature cream-colored suit, was reading an imported Wall Street Journal. Schuldich was reading an imported Playboy. Nagi was sitting in an overstuffed armchair, sulking as always, and Farfarello was sitting in a corner, gnawing on a lamp's electric cord, grinning gleefully when he got a shock.

Everything was quiet, and then it started to rain. Cold, wet rivulets of cold, wet water fell from darkened clouds and ran down the windows to join their fellow raindrops on the cold, wet ground.(1)

Schuldich threw down his magazine. "Man! I have a hot date tonight!"

Crawford didn't look up from his Wall Street. "You can still go out. Just grab a coat."

Schu-Schu gaped at him like he had just announced that he liked the Ice Capades. "I can't go out in that:" He gestured to the rainy window. "The rain will mess up my hair! I can't let it get all wey and frizzy." He struck a Right Said Fred-esque pose.(2) "I have to look good for the ladies."

"Hn." Crawford rolled his eyes and refused to look at his now pouting teammate. Schu-Schu could be such a girl sometimes.

"Now I'm gonna have to cancel." He left the room, moping. Crawford went back to his reading.

Silence reigned once again. That is, until Nagi got bored. Nagi had been advised, ordered, whatever, not to mess with Farfarello. It's sort of like a zoo, but instead of a "Don't Feed the Lions" sign, it says, " Don't Feed the Farf." Nagi knew this, but being the curious little tyke he is, he didn't care.

Nagi sauntered over to the psychopath and draped an arm around his pale, scarred shoulders. "Farfarello, the Farf man, Lord Farfenheimer, the Farfometer, Farfareeno, Farf-"

"What, laddie?" Farfie interrupted, his voice slightly muffled by the electric cord between his teeth. "What do you want, Nagi?" He smiled when he got another shock.

Nagi could hardly speak around the Equator-sized grin on his face. "Y'know, when it rains, it is said that God is crying."

Farfie could hardly speak around the Equator-sized grin on HIS face...that and the electric cord. "Is that so, laddie?"

Nagi nodded. "Yep! Y'know, it should rain all the time. Don't you agree?" His grin grew greater when Farfie nodded.

Farfie let the cord go and stood up. "Excuse me, Nagi." He bowed and went up to his cell. He acted almost normal.

(1)- As you can see, "cold" and "wet" are my favorite words.

(2)- Right Said Fred did the song, "I'm Too Sexy"

Tsukaremashita; owari

Neko-Ice-Queen