THE REAL A/N: Wee... I just couldn't help but write thiswith my sister one day. We HATE Mtary-Sues, so we decided to write one! MWHAAHAHAH!

Just remember: THIS IS A PARODY. I did incorrect grammar on purpose. Bash ol' Melody and Leggie'sSweetySweetSweetheartTrueLove all you want. ;) evil grin

"Legolas' Love".

A:N: hey! Leggie'sSweetySweetSweetheartTrueLove here! With another story! I hope I get more reviews and less flames. why doesn't anyone ever like my stories? I don't get it. OH WELL! This is a lot different plot line than most of the Mary-Sues. I promise! It's about how I fall into Middle-Earth, join the Fellowship, and fall in love with Legolas!

Melody always knew she was different. Whenever she looked in the mirror, she always knew, knew how she was different, she had pointed ears with long, beautiful flaming red hair to her ankles, with bright purple eyes that twinkled whenever she was happy, but they turned red when she was angry, and the lightest shade of green when she was sad. what color did they turn when she was in love? She didn't know, no one ever loved her.

Melody never knew her parents, they died when she was only 1 months years old.

She grew up with her aunt, who never loved her. Ever. Never did she give Melody the attention she needed, or the love. No one liked her at school, either, always making fun of her delicately pointed ears, or her beautiful violet/red/lightgreen eyes.

Why! She always thought to herself. Why doesn't anyone love me for who I am?

As she was walking home from school one day, with tears running down her flawless cheeks, when she spotted something on the ground. She bent to pick it up. What was it? DUH, it was a beautiful ring, the most beautiful ring she had ever seen. It was a plain gold band, of course, but beautiful in it's own way.

"Hello little Ring., are you lost like me?" She said softly, "I know I don't belong here, I always had a feeling that I didn't." She said softly, her voice ringing like a tinkling waterfall.

She put on the ring, and walked over to her house, dreading her aunts physical abuse once again. She beat her time and time again, but no bruises ever showed on her wonderful, flawless skin.

As she was walking gracefully down the lane, she spotted something miles and miles away; for she could see far, very far, up to a thousand miles away!

She paused as the wind picked up, making her beautiful red hair flow behind her, making her look more beautiful then ever.

That something she spotted was a tornado, and it was coming closer.

Closer.

Closer.

She gasped as she saw the tornado headed for two young children!

"Watch out!" She cried in a loud voice, but the stupid, idiotic children did not hear her.

She ran towards them with outstretched arms, yelling, "Hold on!" ,but she herself, got swept away

She screamed, but no one could help her. No one. No one. No one. They were all walking down the street like normal, as if they didn't care about the beautiful young girl/elf that no ones knows about just yet. (A/N: Hey, it's ME! You know who, (giggle giggle) I just gave away the whole plot line! Oops! Oh well! Now you all know!")

Then she fainted, and knew no more.

A/N: GASP! A cliffhanger!Snort snort! Well if you give me 50 reviews and all be nice, then I'll give u more, because I know you all LOVE my story! Because I like it! And whatever I like, everyone should too!

REAL A/N: MWAHAHHAHA! FEEL MY WRATH, MARY-SUES! Review please! Oh yesssss, review... holds Leggie'sSweetySweetSweetHeartTrueLove in front of angry Mary-Sue bashers. She's ALL YOURS!