A Story Book Nightmare
Chapter One
By: Eliv
Disclaimer: Nothing! There isn't a single Shaman King character that I own!
Author's Note: A play by the SK crew! If you've read Insanity, then some of the things happening should be familiar to you. This is kinda like a detached part of the story… (don't let me confuse you) ^_^ Happy Readings!
Summary: The SK Crew tries to make a play but what happens when they succeed in making: A Story Book Nightmare?
Now! What you've all been waiting for… The Shaman King Play!
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a very evil person……
Ren: I'm the Evil Person!!!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: who had a very evil mirror….
Bason: I'm the Evil Mirror!!!! Mini Me's laugh MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: so one day…….
Ren: I'm the most beautiful person of all!!!! And just to prove that I'm the most gorgeous person of all, I'm going to ask my mirror!! takes out his mirror Mirror, mirror in my palm…who's the fairest besides my mom!
Bason: Why you are oh pretty one!!!
Ren: Yes I know!
Bason: Well…actually…..
Ren: gasps Are you saying that I'm not pretty???????
Bason: O_O;;;; Well…do you really wanna know??
Ren: Of course I do!!!!
Bason: Well…
Ren: CAN YOU STOP WITH THE WELLS!!!
Bason: I'm sorry!!!
Ren: Now tell me!!!
Bason: Yah…It's…..it's…..Kyouyama Anna….
Ren: Who????
Bason: A village girl named Kyouyama Anna.
Ren: slyly Is she prettier than my mom??
Bason: O_O;;;;; Uh…
Ren: more loudly IS she PRETTIER than my MOM??
Bason: Of…course not!!!! Never!!!!
Ren: ^_^ Okay!!! Now just because I only want to be second best to my mommy… I want my hunts-pirates to kill her.
Bason: Yessir!
Ren: HUNTS-PIRATES!!!!
Narrator: King Ren's Hunts-Pirates arrive……
Kana: Ye called capn.?
Matti: Arghh.. me thought yer were de capn.!
Kana: motions to King Ren But tis our capn capn aye yarr!!
Ren: I want you two to kill someone for me!
Kana: Aye-Aye Capn! Argh…
Matti: Aye!
Ren: to his mirror Where does she live???
Bason: In the village.
Ren: She lives in the village. Now go kill her.
Kana/Matti: Yarr!!!!
Narrator: So the King's Hunts-Pirates go to the village to kill the girl.
Anna: carrying bag and going to the market Ladeedadeeda!! I have to sell the sheep so that my mom can get quality lipstick.
Lyserg: Baaa
Anna: hugs Lyserg I shall miss you!
Shop Keeper: How would you like to sell me your cow!
Anna: It's a sheep and okay!!!
Shop Keeper: gives Anna magic beans These beans are magic!!
Anna: uuuuuuuuuuu!!! Magic!!!! Bye Sheep!!!!
Lyserg: Baa
Narrator: So Anna sold her co- err…sheep and merrily went home
Anna: I'm merrily going home!!! ^_^
Narrator: Anna goes home
Anna: I'm home!!!!!!
Mari: Welcome home!! Did you sell the sheep?
Anna: Yep! ^_^
Mari: Gimme the lipstick you got for it!!!
Anna: happily I didn't get lipstick!!!
Mari: n'o'n (the n's are hands, the ' are eyes and the o is the mouth. Can you see the face??) You didn't!!!!????
Anna: Nope!!! ^_^
Mari: What did you get??? struggling to not strangle Anna
Anna: Magic beeaaans!!!!
Mari: What a waste of money!!! takes beans and throws them out the window and in an instant a beanstalk is grown Now look! We have a huge weed in our yard!
Anna: Wow!! I'll get the lawnmower and cut it down.
Mari: watching TV Get the lawnmower and cut it down!
Anna: gets the riding lawnmower and tries to cut it down AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! lawnmower brakes
Mari: Well… I guess you can take the goose and the chicken and go buy another one. Make sure you buy my lipstick too!
Anna: Yes ma'am! takes the goose and chicken to the market
Kana: Argh…We don know who she is!
Matti: Me thinks we go back to Capn. Ren's arghh…
Anna: Hi! ^_^ !!!
Kana: Argh…we be de hunt-pirates! Do ye know which lassie we're suppose to kill?? Argh…
Anna: Uh… nope! Sorry!
Matti: as Anna walks away Nice lassie ay!
Kana: Too be she didn't know now yarr…
Narrator: So Anna went to the market unaware that the girl the hunts-pirates where trying to kill was her…
Anna: Bye! Goose and Chicken! I shall miss you! hugs the goose and chicken
Shopkeeper: How would you like to sell me your goose and chicken?
Anna: Well, I really need some lipstick and a lawnmower!
Shopkeeper: Okay! ^_^ Coming right up! hands Anna plastic lipstick and a cardboard lawnmower There you go!
Anna: Thank you! jumps on the lawnmower and rides away home
Narrator: So Anna got home…
Anna: Mom! I'm home!!!!
Chocolove: Come in!!
Anna: Hey! Are you suddenly sick or something??
Chocolove: Yep.
Anna: Why mom! What big teeth you have!
Chocolove: I make sure I brush and floss everyday!!!
Anna: Why mom! What big eyes you have!
Chocolove: Thanks to eye enhancement and contacts!
Anna: Why mom! What –
Chocolove: I'm tired! Can I eat you now?
Mario: Not-a if-a I can-a help it!
Chocolove: sees Mario …….
Mario: sees Chocolove Mushroom…
Anna: I go now! Bu-Bye!
Mario: Mushroom…
Chocolove: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: walking toward Chocolove Mushroom…
Chocolove: running around the house AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsusuku
The first part of Story Book Nightmare! Hehehehehe…. That was interesting! If you got confused on why Mario is in the story and why he refers to Chocolove as Mushroom, please read Insanity (that's also by me). Since I told you that, you can't say anything bad! ^_^