AN: WELP IT'S BEEN A WHILE, BUT I'M BACK AND READY TO WRITE MORE FANFICTION! Um.. Sorry for those of you who are waiting on Fournier Academy and A life of new hope to update! I actually had a pretty bad case of writers block, but I'm back! And updates for BOTH of those fics are coming very very soon!

But this is another parody fic of mine... Imagine my fic "A life of new hope." But with better grammar and my own characters. This is what that will be. Oh, and with more details and stuff. I'm going to consider this borderline parody/serious. Basically the characters and scenarios are going to be... Well... Crackfic like. However, I'm considering adding actual serious mystery plot onto this fic, meaning that the murders will... Well... May or may not actually be mysteries.

So without further ado... Enjoy!

Hello there! My name is Reiko Hiruko. I'm a brand new student at Hope's Peak Academy For the Hopelessly Hopeful Hope Enthusiastically Hoplessly Hope Induced Hopeful! But we just call it Hope's Peak Academy For the Hopelessly Hopeful Hope Enthusiastically Hoplessly Hope Induced Hopeful No Despair Allowed Hopefully There Is No Despair Hopeful Academy For The Gifted for short. In hindsight they likely should have named it something shorter, but this isn't the point!

The point is, I made it into Hope's Peak Academy For the Hopelessly Hopeful Hope Enthusiastically Hoplessly Hope Induced Hopeful No Despair Allowed Hopefully There Is No Despair Hopeful Academy For The Gifted. And I'm really excited! I can just tell that this will be an exciting adventure for me! I'm ready to hop into the wonderful world of this school! Oh and by the way, I'm the Super High School Level Good Luck. I'm really not sure why I'm called that though.

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL GOOD LUCK- REIKO HIRUKO

(Yeah you already know about Dangan Ronpa and the SHSL Good Luck yadda yadda basically Reiko's dumb and has no business being at Hope's Peak Academy For the Hopelessly Hopeful Hope Enthusiastically Hoplessly Hope Induced Hopeful No Despair Allowed Hopefully There Is No Despair Hopeful Academy For The Gifted.)

I got ready to enter the school, but the moment my feet made contact with the floor...

It felt like I was smoking weed while tripping on acid and popping mollies. The whole world was spinning around me. At first I thought that I was high, but then I realized, I don't do any of that because I'm a good student.

"I must have been smoking some dank ass kush." I said. And then I passed out.

When I woke up, I found myself in a classroom.

"OMG YOU'RE SO KAWAII WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING!" A girl with long blue pigtails and a sailor suit said to be.

"AHHH!" I screamed. "Wh-Who are you?"

"Oh! My name is Ashley McCarter, but you can call me by my official Weeaboo name! Hatsune KawaiiNipples!"

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL WEEABOO- HATSUNE KAWAIINIPPLES

(Info: Hatsune KawaiiNipples is a fan of all things weeaboo. She brings back painful war memories of our weeaboo pasts (If you say you don't have one you're a fricking liar) and she really enjoys things of kawaii nature.)

"So why are you sleeping in the middle of the classroom you silly baka?" Hatsune asked.

"I... I don't know! I just woke up here!" I said.

Hatsune smiled. "Orientation was over 30 minutes ago!"

I screamed. "30 MINUTES AGO? WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP EARLIER?"

"Teehee x3 You were just so sugoi kawaii desu when you were sleeping that I didn't want to wake you up. Nyan! XD"

Then suddenly we heard the announcements come on. "WHY ARE YOU FR*CKERS STILL IN THE CLASSROOM? YOU MUST COME TO THE GYM AT ONCE. I SHALL MAKE SURE THAT THIS LATENESS WILL BE ON YOUR SCHOOOOOOOLLLL RECORD!"

"Oh no! Why do you gotta be such a baka announcer-kun? D:" Hatsune asked.

"INSULTING A TEACHER?" The announcements said. "THIS IS GOING ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD, MS. KAWAIINIPPLES!"

Hatsune raised her eyebrows in shock. "B-But! No! Baka! I'm MRS KawaiiNipples, not MS KawaiiNipples! I'm married! To all my anime boyfriends! :3"

I looked around. I though that it was probably a good time to get to the gym.

"I think this is a good time to get to the gym." I said. "There's still like 16 students to meet!"

"Haha! Silly Baka! Counting me and you there's only 14 students to-"

I decided it was best to cut her dialogue off with a scene change. I found myself opening the doors the the gym, only to find several unamused faces looking at me.

"Yes! Proceed to look upon the weeaboo and normal kid with shame!" A male said. He had short brown hair and dark blue eyes. It was the same person who yelled at us over the intercom.

"You sounded a lot like a woman..." I said. The man glared at me.

"THIS WILL GO ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD!" He yelled. "ANYWAYS, IT IS HALF PAST TIME FOR AN INTRODUCTION! MY NAME IS SEIICHI KINTARO. DISPLEASURE TO MEET YOU!"

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL TEACHERS PET- SEIICHI KINTARO

(Info: Nobody really likes Seiichi to be honest. He's super uptight about the rules, kind of like Ishimaru, but worse, and unlike Ishimaru this guy has no appeal to the fandom whatsoever. But yeah he likes rules and following rules and is the son of the principal at Hope's Peak Academy For the Hopelessly Hopeful Hope Enthusiastically Hoplessly Hope Induced Hopeful No Despair Allowed Hopefully There Is No Despair Hopeful Academy For The Gifted, so he can put things on your school record at will. Beware of Seiichi Kintaro.)

"Like, omfg can u like, not like, go on about like, putting things on school records and stuff?" A girl with a blonde ponytail asked. "Like, seriously, like, I'm gonna text my BFFFFFFFFL Kimberly about this."

Seiichi gasped. "TEXTING DURING SCHOOL? THIS IS GOING ON YOUR SCHOOL RECORD! WHAT IS YOUR NAME YOUNG LADY?!" Seiichi yelled.

"Like, my name is Josephine Kimberly Kelly Addison Kayla Kylie Emily Abigail Text it the third, but you can call me Emma for short!"

"B-But... Emma isn't even one of your names..." I said.

"Like, IKR! Lolz!" Emma said.

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL SMARTICLES- JOSEPHINE "EMMA" TEXT IT III

(Info: I really don't know why Emma is even at this school to be honest. But the principal of the school with the long ass name saw potential in her. They liked her "INTELLIGINTS" and "SMARTICLES" Hence the name. Emma loves cellular phones, texting, twitter, duck faces, and starbucks coffee. Her best friend is known as Kimberly, and they are "totes BFFFFFFFFLs!")

"But we must retain seriousness... The situation we're in is quite dire, and very questionable. Would you not agree?" Emma asked. Everyone looked at her in shock. "I mean... Uh... Hashtag text it?" She said.

"Oh..." Everyone said.

"Hashtag yeah" Emma said. I decided it was best to move on to the next person before it was too late. I came up to a girl with dark skin, and green hair tied into two low pigtails.

"Hi! You seem normal. What's your name?" I asked her with a smile. She grinned and looked at me.

"Shine brite lyk a diamond!" She said.

"Uh... What?" I asked her.

She looked at me with uncertain eyes, "Shine brite lyk a diamond!"

"I... I'd like to know your name..." I said.

"Her name is Sha'Diamond." A male with long brown hair said. "I'm a psychic, I could read it in her soul."

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL DIAMOND ENTHUSIAST- SHA'DIAMOND

(At this point i don't even know what's wrong with the principal of this school... *Sigh* Sha'Diamond literally doesn't say anything else besides "Shine brite lyk a diamond." which is a quote from an egotistical song by Lolita Rihanna. I assume that this is what earned her her title as a Diamond Enthusiast.)

I looked at the psychic with uncertainty. "So... You're a psychic? What's your name?"

He turned towards me and glared, his red eyes were very piercing. Almost like blood if blood in Dangan Ronpa was red instead of hot pink. Of course blood is and always will be hot pink, end of story. "My name... Is Leaf Mealone."

"Okay! I'll leave you alone! Just don't get mad at me like that!" I said, offended by his rudeness.

"No I mean my name is Leaf. And my last name is Mealone." Leaf said.

I sighed. "Oh... That makes sense."

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL PSYCHIC- LEAF MEALONE

(Info: I'm PREEEEEETY sure the school chose him not for his psychic abilities, but for the terrible pun that is his name. Leaf is a good psychic, unlike Hagakure. Leaf's predictions are right close to 90% of the time. He also does tarot readings, telekinesis, and future predictions. And he doesn't charge a lot of money unlike Hagakure.)

"I can see into the narration... And I agree... They chose me because of my name... Laugh it up, I know."

Emma looked at Leaf. "No. You had absolutely no choice in your naming. You shouldn't get upset over that. It's your surname, be proud of your heritage."

Everyone stared at Emma with shock.

"I... Uh... Mean... Hashtag stupid name?" Emma said. Everyone then looked away.

"So... Reiko was it? Would you like to chat?" Leaf asked.

"No... Because I still have other people that I need to meet!" I said.

STUDENTS MET SO FAR;

Reiko Hiruko

Hatsune KawaiiNipples

Seiichi Kintaro

Josephine "Emma" Text It III

Sha'Diamond

Leaf Mealone