Disclaimer I don't own The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya or Naruto

Note. This explains my story's background.

Once upon a time I searched for random naruto fic's, and then I noticed that I never found a crossover with TMoHS. So I began searching for them. But I just could not find any. And then I realized one thing. If there are none, then this is a grand opportunity to make one! Now before you say im a stupid moron or something among those lines. Just think about it. It is a really good idea actually. I mean… Haruhi wants Espers, Time travellers and Aliens right? So why not add ninjas to the mix and then watch as every thing unfolds? That is the plan, and stuff…

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Well carry on then

And all the speaking will be in these things "" and thoughts will have '' and demons/stuff like that will just be like this, or something.

The Melancholy of Uzumaki Naruto

At a certain school, in a certain city, in a certain country, there is a sixteen years old girl with brown hair, a typical school outfit and a superiority complex. This girl is said to be the middle of the universe, the key to evolution, god and so on. All of these people have something in common. They are right. Her name is Suzumiya Haruhi and she is the founder of the 'spreading Excitement All over the World with the Haruhi Suzumiya' brigade, Or SOS for short. It is a club that searches for Aliens, Espers, Time travellers and mysteries to solve. Said girl is in a discussion with the clubs mascot, Asahina Mikuru.

"Come on Asahina! Just put on the bunny girl suit! Be happy I actually let you do the last bits on your own for once!" That was something you would usually find weird. But for the brigade members, it is sadly enough actually everyday business. "But I don't want to!" Asahina Mikuru yelled shyly, a girl with long orange hair, the curves in the right places and an extraordinary cute face. Is currently holding what's left of her clothes onto her body with an iron grip, which is about a bra that's almost off and her panties. outside the clubroom we find the two male members of the club, Koizumi Itsuki, a brown haired young man who wears the standard school uniform and his plastic smile. And the young man who is simply known as Kyon. Kyon is sixteen years old, almost as lazy as a Nara, and unfortunately, earth's last line of defence if Suzumiya Haruhi would grow tired of the world they live in. he has dark brown hair and he also wears the standard school uniform. His nickname was something his aunt came up with, and his little sister really liked the name and started using it, so soon his friends started with it too and with them it came to his school and the rest is pretty much obvious.

Soon they noticed something walking towards them, or rather someone. It was a guy that could be no older than them actually, he had blonde hair, blue eyes, and He wore dark blue shoes, orange pants, some kind of orange/black jacket that matched the pants, and a black headband that kept his hair from falling down. (yeah… pretty much his shippuuden outfit. But I removed the metal plate and all the weapons) But the thing that they noticed the most was the fact that he had six lines on his cheeks. Itsuki decided too greet the blonde when he walked past him "Hey there! Anything I can help you with mister?" the blonde stopped and looked at him with a shocked expression which turned slightly embarrassed, then he answered "uh yeah… do you know where the principal's office is? I can find it dattebayo!" Chuckling slightly, Itsuki answered "Well isn't that funny, I don't know where it is either. I've never been there myself" Kyon dedicated that he could make himself known and said "Hey Itsuki, I'll show him. Just make sure to tell Haruhi about it when she and Asahina-san are done" to which Itsuki answered "Huh? Is Kyon actually doing something without being ordered to do it? That's a first" Kyon just chuckles and says "I was planning to take a walk anyway. Il be back in due time" Kyon walked towards the blonde man and then said "Just follow me ok?" Blonde-boy, as he decided to called him in his head. Nodded and answered "sure, as long as you know the way it is fine by me"

Sometime later

"wow! I can't believe that I actually was in the wrong building all the time! No wonder I didn't find anything dattebayo!" blonde-boy said rather loudly, "I honestly can't believe you walked here without knowing where you were supposed to go. What are you going to do at the principal anyway?" Kyon asked while walking up the stairs "Im here because I transferred here from another school because that school had to close. And now I'm going to the principal to sign into this school, and such dattebayo!" Blonde-boy half shouted, 'Great, another mysterious transfer student. I just hope that Haruhi doesn't get her hands on this one. That would be way too much trouble' Kyon thought. Suddenly blonde-boy asked"What's your name anyway?" "It doesn't matter if you know my real name since you will most likely start calling me by my nickname anyway," "Oh? And what would your nickname be then? Broody? Silent - man? Mr only speaks when spoken to? Sir I-don't-talk-a-lot? Eh? That last one was good! Ha! I must remember that one!" by this time blonde-boy had fallen to the ground and had started to laugh hysterically. Kyon looked at him with disbelief in his eyes 'oh god no. A male Tsuruya' he started shaking that horrible thought out of his head and then he said "…It's Kyon actually" which blonde-boys laugher only increased. Until it slowly stopped, then he slowly got up to his legs and said "And I'm Uzumaki Naruto. Pleased to meet you chuckle Kyon! Dattebayo!" they walked some more until Kyon got a phone call. He picked up the phone, checked the number. Held it about half a meter away from his ear and pressed the 'answer' button "WHERE ARE YOU! YOU BETTER GET BACK HERE QUICKLY! THERE WILL BE PUNISHMENT! YOU HEAR ME!" then as soon as it began. It stopped, and yon slowly turned towards Naruto and said "seems like I got to go back. The principal should be in the office last to the right just around the corner" then he turned around and began walking as he said "This is just between us. But whatever you do. Don't join the SOS brigade" Then he walked around the corner and disappeared from Naruto´s view. Naruto merely stood there and smiled to himself. Then he turned and walked towards the principal's office. 'Kyon was it? Interesting fellow he is, but that other guy seems more… different. I felt some weird chakra around him. Maybe he is one of those Espers Tsunade told me about' he chuckled lowly to himself as he remembered his mission

(Hell yes a flashback! There cant be a Naruto fanfic without them!)

Naruto in his usual ANBU gear walked into Tsunade's office and said "Hey baa-Chan! What did you need me for?" Tsunade, already with a headache, simply stated "Naruto. I'm sure you remember our little talk about respect earlier this month. Anyway Naruto, you have been chosen to take on an S-class mission from a group of shinobi-scientists simply calling themselves 'The benefactors' 'Though the mission would be SSS class if such a class even existed' this mission is a Search, observe and protect mission in unknown territory. You get the rest of the briefing if you accept the mission" Naruto, felling slightly scared about the reminding of the little talk thought 'God I still have scars from that thing. But a mission in unknown territory is she serious?' Said "And what if I refuse?" To which Tsunade happily answered "Then im sure the new genin will need a Jounin-Sen…" "I ACCEPT! THE MISSION THAT IS! NOT THE GENIN!" Naruto Interrupted her. Tsunade smiled and chuckled a bit until she adapted a more serious expression and said "Good. Now you remember the huge explosion of chakra some years ago?" Naruto eyes widened, He had not been expecting something like that. He was at a loss of worlds so he simply nodded. "Good, then I don't have to explain it all. It seems like that these 'Benefactors' have found the reason behind all that chakra, or rather. The person" Naruto started choking on his glass of water that had appeared from nowhere "What!? The person? That much chakra from just one person? You must be joking Tsunade! That chakra was thousands of miles away and It still felt like more than the entire population of Kirigakure, alive and or not, released all their chakra at the same time!" for the first time since the ambush with the demon brothers on the road to Nami no Kuni, Naruto was truly scared. Tsunade just raised her hand to silence the blonde boy wonder "Yes that may be true. But it seems that this person is a sixteen year old girl who is unaware of her powers, your mission is to find, protect and observe the girl known as Suzumiya Haruhi, Hidden in plain sight" Now to say naruto was confused was a mistake, he didn't get it at all. "Hidden in plain sight?" he asked. To which Tsunade answered "Yes, you are going to sign up to at the same school as here and hopefully get in the same class as her, befriend her, and make sure she is safe" Naruto understood more now, but he was not happy about it, school again? Goddamn it! That meant that it was a long time mission before he could answer she said "Oh and besides, the thing that makes this a S-class mission, is the fact that if she would become tired of the world, she has the power to remake it to her likes. Now here's the coordinates for the town, all the necessaries will be paid for so you wont have to worry about that. Approximated mission time is two years and a half. With school breaks included. Now get out of my office and remember that I love you as the son I never had, Dismissed!" Naruto sighted and walked to his apartment and showered and laid out his last free clothes, ironically the ones he had when he had returned to the village one year ago. He chuckled silently as he laid to bed and sleep slowly drifted him away.

(about time it ended eh?)

Naruto had said his goodbyes to everyone and then left konohagakure in a flash, a yellow one actually. He entered the office and introduced himself "Hello my name is Uzumaki Naruto, I guess you know why I'm here" the principal stared at him with a slightly disturbed face as he answered "Yes I know why you are here Naruto-kun, What I don't know Is why you, are, TWO. HOURS. LATE!" Heh... oh yes... fate must hate poor Naruto... He is turning into a Kakashi clone.

Well that's about all I can write today. Reviews are welcome. Very welcome. Flames are less welcome, but whatever fire on.

And about Sir I-Don't-Talk-A-lot, me and my friend came up with it some time ago, we were referring to Sir Lancelot. That knight you know.